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#9914 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 11:10 AM

Helped out a friend who's strapped for $$$ by paying her to give me a good ol'fashioned barbershop shave. Feels smoother than obsidian! That's smooth, right?
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#9915 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 10:52 PM

Promotion at work. Extra money, extra responsibility. It will eventually mean no more working directly with the kids. I have mixed emotions about that part.
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#9916 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 01:15 AM

I win at this job :p

Although it is re-confirming the life-long suspicion that old men really like me for some reason. I'm not sure how I feel about that.




*Before anyone like Coco or Sombra say anything, my job involves pacifying irate people over the phone in a business context.
** Not saying either of the above are old, just dirty minded
***(okay maybe a little bit old :p )

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#9917 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:07 AM

View PostAin, on 29 May 2013 - 11:10 AM, said:

Helped out a friend who's stripped for $$ by paying her to give me a good ol'fashioned barbershop shave <insert sex act>. Feels smoother than obsidian! That's smooth, right?


Corrected to how I read this.
"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock
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#9918 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 12:45 PM

My cousin is graduating from Sapper school today. I'm incredibly proud. I hope they give her some cussers.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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#9919 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 03:10 PM

I have my internetz back! Woohoo! No running through the house with the laptop balanced on one arm just to read my emails! :p
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#9920 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 02:36 AM

View PostBriar King, on 31 May 2013 - 11:13 PM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 31 May 2013 - 02:07 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 29 May 2013 - 11:10 AM, said:

Helped out a friend who's stripped for $$ by paying her to give me a good ol'fashioned barbershop shave <insert sex act>. Feels smoother than obsidian! That's smooth, right?


Corrected to how I read this.


Ha we know what's on Bliss's mind!

No-brainer. Everyone wants to know what it's like to poop in space.
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#9921 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 10:15 PM

We've just booked a weeks holiday on a narrow boat - plan is to do the Oxford South, reckoned to be one of the most scenic. A week of gently puttering from canalside pub to canalside pub taking in the country, woo.

Many books will be required I think, considered started a complete SE re-read but that much paper may well sink the boat.

Now we just have to hope summer shows its face for more than a day or two!
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#9922 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 11:20 PM

Britain.txt
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#9923 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 05:07 AM

MECHANICAL KEYBOARD FTW!!!!

Hehehhe, this is sooooo awesome! I just purchased a new desk for my room, which is eventually going to have a desktop computer, speakers, a nicely sized monitor (eventually-er, two of them, probably 23") and so forth, but atm I'm just connecting my keyboard to my laptop which is sitting where the screen will live. The clacking is just...indescribably awesome~! And the feel...this is going to ruin me for my work keyboards, unfortunately. :p (At least my laptop's keyboard was more-or-less full-size, so I'm not suffering too much "new keyboard syndrome", unlike when I had my little Alienware with it's midget keyboard...work keyboards probably also help. XD)

OH GOD. SO MUCH WIN JUST TYPING THIS POST!! All you regular keyboard users: you don't know what you're missing out on (or there is something wrong with you)!
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#9924 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 10:23 AM

I do know what I'm missing out on. This island style keyboard often used on new, slim laptops (like mine) is horrible to type on. Especially if you're used to mechanical ones, as I've got at work and my old laptop.
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#9925 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 01:48 PM

Blurb for Assail. AHMAGAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#9926 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 09:54 PM

Last night, at my grandfather's beach house, I had the most mind-bogglingly clear night.

I looked up at the sky, and then suddenly it was 20 minutes later, and my neck hurt.

Something you never really get to see in the city.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#9927 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 06:14 AM

View PostBriar King, on 03 June 2013 - 04:50 AM, said:

Ok Sil for us comp illiterate people what is a mechanical keyboard? Lol


Ahhh. Essentially the keys are activated by a mechanical switch (think a sliding piston kind of deal) being depressed rather than in most "regular" keyboards a rubber dome is more-or-less squashed to complete the circuit. So it gives you a really tactile key depression seeing as the action is more defined and, well...mechanical. XD Plus if you get certain types they "click" really quite loudly too due to the action. :p

If you want a more detailed explanation (the overview is good, too) in a more informed manner than I can relate briefly here, I highly recommend this guide on overclock.net.
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#9928 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 06:17 AM

They're the old fashioned keyboards everyone had on their desktop before laptops. Compared to the slender versions of keyboards common now-a-days, mechanical keyboards have (for the most part) glorious tactility and travel time. After years of shallow laptop keyboards, it may take a little time to get used to, but once you've picked one up you'll never want to go back.
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#9929 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 06:22 AM

View PostSatan, on 03 June 2013 - 06:17 AM, said:

They're the old fashioned keyboards everyone had on their desktop before laptops. Compared to the slender versions of keyboards common now-a-days, mechanical keyboards have (for the most part) glorious tactility and travel time. After years of shallow laptop keyboards, it may take a little time to get used to, but once you've picked one up you'll never want to go back.


Or, you know, that. :p

It's sooooooooo goood. :p
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#9930 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 06:27 AM

Finally home after a long weekend at the beachhouse.

Having a beer, feeling somewhat adequate.

My dad, my uncle and I moved ~a ton (2000 lbs) of sand that had washed into the driveway (which is the hazard of property that's on the beach). (EDIT) We really should have rented a bobcat.

So now the driveway is nice and serviceable, at least until the next big storm.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy~: 03 June 2013 - 06:28 AM

<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 03:31 AM

View PostSilencer, on 02 June 2013 - 05:07 AM, said:

MECHANICAL KEYBOARD FTW!!!!

Hehehhe, this is sooooo awesome! I just purchased a new desk for my room, which is eventually going to have a desktop computer, speakers, a nicely sized monitor (eventually-er, two of them, probably 23") and so forth, but atm I'm just connecting my keyboard to my laptop which is sitting where the screen will live. The clacking is just...indescribably awesome~! And the feel...this is going to ruin me for my work keyboards, unfortunately. :angry: (At least my laptop's keyboard was more-or-less full-size, so I'm not suffering too much "new keyboard syndrome", unlike when I had my little Alienware with it's midget keyboard...work keyboards probably also help. XD)

OH GOD. SO MUCH WIN JUST TYPING THIS POST!! All you regular keyboard users: you don't know what you're missing out on (or there is something wrong with you)!


See, there is a reason I bought this keyboard :)
I am glad you like :)

Had a busy but good previous few days.
Spent two days helping two friends move their places into the new one they're at together. This included a literal truckload to the tip, which was fun to unload. We got all the moving done, and then I browbeat them into letting us help them set up their main room (currently trialling it as a lounge/study/dining room like I have at my place). This was so they had at least one room mostly done (helped them put the bed back together too), so they can have somewhere to sit and to eat etc. I think they were glad for it :p
I am also pleased because while I was pretty worn out, I was still surprisingly energetic come the end of it all (I was really the only one keen to move MORE stuff around to get that room done).
Then had a relaxing day, followed by a fun evening at Wolfy's place playing Hero Quest for the first time in about 10-12 years :p We totally almost died just on the first level :p
And yesterday we went to Shiara's parent's place for dinner and a movie, which was good.
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#9932 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 07:33 AM

Getting chills watching this. To sum up, Patrick Stewart is more of a legend than I thought!

http://www.upworthy....iful-answer?g=2
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#9933 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:27 AM

Vacation!
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