
Whats making you happy right now
#832
Posted 04 July 2009 - 11:13 AM
I had a several-hour long blazing row with my housemate. But it was entirely worth it, we sorted stuff out, I finally managed to get her to give me a real genuine opinion, and we're back to friends again

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#833
Posted 04 July 2009 - 01:24 PM
I've got 'Best Served Cold' to read, arrived yesterday, and Lies mafia is on Monday -

'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
#834
Posted 04 July 2009 - 01:49 PM
11 mins to go.................then home to a long cool gin
#835
Posted 04 July 2009 - 09:27 PM
Saw Jimmy Carr live on Monday, saw Russell Howard live on Friday, and went go-karting in 70mph carts near Newquay today. Those last two were on five hours sleep over two days. I am shattered, but in a good way.
Also I now have the cash for the train to the BBQ for certain. And maybe some extra for those farm shop sausages I brought last time, I have fond memories of everyone enjoying tucking in to my meat.
Also I now have the cash for the train to the BBQ for certain. And maybe some extra for those farm shop sausages I brought last time, I have fond memories of everyone enjoying tucking in to my meat.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#837
Posted 04 July 2009 - 09:41 PM
Is there any mead? Please say there is no mead.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#839
Posted 04 July 2009 - 09:46 PM
Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 4 2009, 10:28 PM, said:
Dont spill no shit on me this time, boy.
Hey, you weren't holding your bottle firmly enough, it's your own fault. Just be happy we'll someday have proxy versions of us doing just that again in a later SE book. I certainly am.
caladanbrood, on Jul 4 2009, 10:41 PM, said:
Is there any mead? Please say there is no mead.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#840
Posted 04 July 2009 - 09:48 PM
Make sure you bring my tankard Cardinal Chunder.
I AM A TWAT
#841
Posted 04 July 2009 - 09:56 PM
I might throw up in it once I've finished drinking, then I can let you use it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#842
Posted 05 July 2009 - 12:50 AM
Scored a copy of NoK!
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#843
Posted 05 July 2009 - 11:13 AM
Just feeling happy with life... it is nice... and weird

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#844
Posted 05 July 2009 - 11:15 AM
Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 5 2009, 09:13 PM, said:
Just feeling happy with life... it is nice... and weird 

I think that means.....you're about to die.
No pressure.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#845
Posted 05 July 2009 - 11:46 AM
What? Why does that mean I am going to die?! How the hell am I going to die?! Is another tree going to fall on my head.... you are going to make me paranoid now

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#846
Posted 05 July 2009 - 11:50 AM
All I will say, is watch out for strange men in galoshes.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#847
Posted 05 July 2009 - 12:15 PM
caladanbrood, on Jul 5 2009, 09:50 PM, said:
All I will say, is watch out for strange men in galoshes.
I think I saw some over there...heading towards Centz's house.....right now....
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#848
Posted 05 July 2009 - 12:20 PM
The fact that it is cloudy outside and I'm not breaking a sweat just moving through my apartment.
This post has been edited by Aptorian: 05 July 2009 - 12:20 PM
#849
Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:37 PM
Met a really, really nice young lady today (not that young ya great eejit). Chatted for ages, swapped numbers. 2.6 days till I ring her. Great stuff.
souls are for wimps
#850
Posted 05 July 2009 - 11:05 PM
My apartment smells like steak.
It's great.
It's great.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#851
Posted 06 July 2009 - 06:43 AM
Frookenhauer, on Jul 6 2009, 08:37 AM, said:
Met a really, really nice young lady today (not that young ya great eejit). Chatted for ages, swapped numbers. 2.6 days till I ring her. Great stuff.
Take her out to a lovely pizza restaurant.

Been in the city all day-nice to be home.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.