Whats making you happy right now

#812 Cougar

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 11:14 PM

Illuyankas, on Jun 27 2009, 11:34 PM, said:

Back from seeing Jimmy Carr live.

FUCKING.

AWESOME.

I like Jimmy Carr been to see him a couple of times but after a while you have to ask yourself; if I was listening to Bernard Manning delivering spaz and paedo jokes instead of someone whose smug, midlle class delivery makes you believe you are watching something that is genuinely post-modern and ironic rather than someone cracking spaz jokes would you laugh?

But then again I suppose the comedian is the act not just the jokes

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#813 Illuyankas

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 11:16 PM

Well, for a start, I know for certain that Bernard Manning means every hatefilled thing he says and he bears this out in every interview I've had the displeasure of encountering. On the other hand, I'm an asshole.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#814 Terez

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 11:24 PM

NO YOU ARE NOT ILLY YOU ARE A SWEET BUNNY-WUNNY!

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Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

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#815 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:06 AM

Seeing soccer being talked about a TON on ESPN. That's got me in a good mood. Now, hopefully we won't get our panties pulled down by Brazil tomorrow.

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:44 AM

I'm happy cuz I get three days off work straight and yesterday I won a flash drive on a Marlboro promotion :" . I went there to snatch a lighter but hey a 2 gig flash drive is just what I needed when I think of it.

I don't like the new filter plus thingies though. I smoke Pall Mall reds and they're way too light for me even if I enjoy the taste.

MMmmm tasty ramen ^^

This post has been edited by Vicodin&FantasyBooks: 28 June 2009 - 10:58 AM

AND in your forceful innocence you all believe you're somewhat special. That you're better than the sinners of this world. Well you're not special. Not on my internet ;P

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 12:52 PM

Terez, on Jun 28 2009, 08:56 AM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 26 2009, 09:23 PM, said:

Terez, on Jun 26 2009, 02:56 AM, said:

I am unmanned. That makes me happy.

Fixed.

Does that mean I've had parts removed that I didn't have in the first place?

I didn't know who Jimmy Carr was, so I looked him up. I like this one.

I don't know. My data banks are filled with snappy comebacks, not anatomy knowledge.

Happy because it's Sunday night and no school tommorow-smileyface.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#818 caladanbrood

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:57 PM

I'm just happy. I'm utterly messed up, and may have made a huge mistake, but I'm still happy!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:51 AM

caladanbrood, on Jun 29 2009, 12:57 AM, said:

I'm just happy. I'm utterly messed up, and may have made a huge mistake, but I'm still happy!

Not that building that collapsed in China?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#820 Illuyankas

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 08:24 PM

Went to an awesome restaurant for my brother's birthday. I am now completely and utterly stuffed with food.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:59 AM

complete lack of sleep for all the right reasons

And I had the day off work :Oops:

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#822 Vicodin&FantasyBooks

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:46 PM

I spent the whole day with my girl going around the shops downtown. Then we had lunch and finally I bought her the top she wanted from Miss Sixty - she was so happy and then it rained and she huggled me the whole time under the umbrella ^^

I'm about 40 quid back but it's all good if shes happy. Also I'm getting my paycheck in a week.

This post has been edited by Vicodin&FantasyBooks: 30 June 2009 - 02:48 PM

AND in your forceful innocence you all believe you're somewhat special. That you're better than the sinners of this world. Well you're not special. Not on my internet ;P

#823 caladanbrood

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 04:56 PM

My office is so damn good at our job, that tomorrow we get the whole day off... fully paid!

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#824 Aptorian

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 05:05 PM

Recieved my spining bike today. It is awesome.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:31 PM

After 6 months or180 days or 4320 hours or 259200 minutes or 15552000 seconds...

...My girlfriend arrived in South Africa and I was there to meet her at the durban airport. all worth
the 45 minute drive from pietermaritzburg some 75 Km away at 9 in the evening and back.

Seeing her again next week, CAN NOT WAIT! :Oops:

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#826 Tsundoku

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:27 AM

The fact that I get to torment so many of you (potentially) over the next few weeks.

Without any consequences for me. :Oops:

Unless you count Interpol, of course. Oh well.

Cheers,

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 08:16 AM

Hope it all goes well Le Somb......I'm sure they will let you back out of Ireland

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#828 Vicodin&FantasyBooks

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:37 AM

I'm on training today instead of work - it's gonna be lazy lots of breaks and talking and the guy frm the UK they sent is really cool.

Hopefully I might hook up with this girl I know from work - alternatively my ex might stay over for teh night.

AND in your forceful innocence you all believe you're somewhat special. That you're better than the sinners of this world. Well you're not special. Not on my internet ;P

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:38 AM

My siblings, demonic hell-spawn that they are, made me a batch of birthday muffins.

Aren't they sweet?

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 02 July 2009 - 04:38 AM

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:41 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 2 2009, 04:38 AM, said:

My siblings, demonic hell-spawn that they are, made me a batch of birthday muffins.

Aren't they sweet?

That's cute - my older sister sometimes cooks for me. I should go and visit her one of these days - she lives 300 miles away by the sea so it's a long frustrating train trip but hell - if not for her who else for.

AND in your forceful innocence you all believe you're somewhat special. That you're better than the sinners of this world. Well you're not special. Not on my internet ;P