Whats making you happy right now

#872 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:25 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 10 2009, 12:17 AM, said:

Pretty new bra

And it is weekend

And I am 99.9% sure I will be over in england/europe in the first half of next year

Using the bra for your new giant boobs as a catapult to propel you here?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#873 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:31 PM

That is an awesome idea! and much cheaper than flying, i was going to fly via thailand one way and dubai the other way, but will give this considerable thought also.... does your scientific brain think it is possible?

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#874 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:35 PM

I think ultimately it all boils down to how big your norks are!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#875 Wry

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:50 PM

From now on, whenever a woman asks me an annoying question I will...

Pause thoughtfuly, and say... "I think ultimately it all boils down to how big your norks are!"

It's the answer to everything.. Sig worthy even

Edit: i will say that with your norks and your growlers i think you might have some body issues Mez

This post has been edited by Wry: 09 July 2009 - 11:52 PM

“Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead"

#876 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:52 PM

That would be awesome wry lol I wanna see how many times you get slapped.

How big would they need to be Mez?

Mime it to Sombra at the bbq

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#877 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:57 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 10 2009, 12:52 AM, said:

That would be awesome wry lol I wanna see how many times you get slapped.

How big would they need to be Mez?

Mime it to Sombra at the bbq

I will draw them on in permanent ink that will still be on when he gets home!

And Wry,

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#878 Wry

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:59 PM

Quote

That would be awesome wry lol I wanna see how many times you get slapped.

They can't argue with science!

“Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead"

#879 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 12:00 AM

For the record, i do not encourage that (just so i don't get blamed)... i did say mime

CAKE!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#880 Wry

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 12:08 AM

Of course not, any slapping i get is entirely Mezla's fault

... Unless it's slapped by Norks, then it's all down to my charm

(I'm going to use that word as often as possible now)

“Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead"

#881 caladanbrood

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 12:20 AM

Centz is visiting!!! WOO!!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#882 KalamMekhar

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 12:24 AM

trying to keep up in reading a series together with a speed reader!

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#883 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:43 AM

Just landed 5 Scrubs DVDs! Happy happy happy.

Suck it Errant!

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#884 teholbeddict

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:13 AM

KalamMekhar, on Jul 9 2009, 07:24 PM, said:

trying to keep up in reading a series together with a speed reader!

Hey it's not my fault you're such a turtle! Read faster my dear!

Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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- Martin Luther King, Jr-

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-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-

#885 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:27 AM

Just get one step closer to having my own business. No more working for assholes.

Plus it's my baby cousin's birthday today, so going drinking tonight1

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#886 Shiara

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 05:52 AM

Back on Malaz... this is a good thing, right? Right?!?

It's good to see the forum hasn't been completely overrun by noobs

This post has been edited by Shiara: 10 July 2009 - 05:54 AM

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#887 Bhurnae

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 05:55 AM

Blame Brood Shiara................thought you were loved up and had no time for all this silliness

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#888 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 06:07 AM

Some of us noobs are fantastically fantastic. Ridiculously radical. Totally tubular. Have I reverted to a 1980's California movie script? Dude. Yep, there it is.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#889 caladanbrood

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:16 PM

Shiara, on Jul 10 2009, 06:52 AM, said:

Back on Malaz... this is a good thing, right? Right?!?

It's good to see the forum hasn't been completely overrun by noobs

Ello, welcome back! Good to see you again, try and stick around this time?

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#890 Slow Ben

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:19 PM

Cardinals kicking the Cubs asses!

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#891 bwgan

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:23 PM

Shiara, on Jul 10 2009, 06:52 AM, said:

Back on Malaz... this is a good thing, right? Right?!?

It's good to see the forum hasn't been completely overrun by noobs

This

good to see you back Shiara!

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The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'

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