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Whats making you happy right now

#7032 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:59 AM


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#7033 User is offline   Apsalar 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:12 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 11 February 2012 - 06:48 PM, said:

Bought an engagement ring.


Sweeeeeet. Congrats,
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#7034 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:43 AM

Just bought tickets to see The Butterfly Effect again. Sweeeeeet.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#7035 User is offline   pathos 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 10:00 AM

Just passed my drivers test... now to get a car that can go faster than 60 km/h :D
You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire
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#7036 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 09:06 PM

OST on amazon.ca suddenly went from a Feb 28 release date to immediately available, so I finally ordered it. In a couple weeks I'll be able to jump into that forum and call everyone else an idiot.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#7037 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 10:51 PM

Some old geek humor I dug up... This still cracks me up... a lot of old techie terms, but still a goodie...

I'm a Luser (To the tune of Loser by Beck)

In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkie
Jolt in my brains and body feeling chunky
With the plastic mouse balls spray paint the Commodore
System install with the hard drive on the floor

Kill the process and put it in /dev/null
Email flaming with the user hitting D-control
Shell's called Reno and it's written in C
Got a couple of xterms, keys set to repeat

Root came sayin' I'm insane to complain
About an online wedding and a stain on my screen
Don't believe everything that you make
you get a cracker from Europe and a login that's fake

So write your code in Perl in the dark
Saving all your hacks for working at a tech park
Yo - punch it

So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double dense floppy)
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill me

Forces of evil in a MUD/MOO nightmare
Ban all the members in a phony chat channel 'cause
One's got a handle and the other's got a .plan
One online spammed the other and ran

With the FTP and the insane print job
The daytime crap of the alt.test slob
He hung himself with a call to ping
Twenty milliseconds and it's spitting out another string

RTFM if you can't relate
Trade the Sun for a car and the Web for a date
And MIME is a nifty hack for mailing to a newbie
That's choking on my MPEGs

So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Get crazy with the caps lock)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Drive-by BIFF post)

Yo, bring it on down
...
I'm a hacker, I'm a winner
Program's gonna work, I can feel it!

So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(I can't retrieve you)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(NULL)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Sprecken sie DOS eh, baby)
So - dumping core
I'm a user baby, so why don't you kill me
(Know what I'm typin'?)
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#7038 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 04:11 AM

I have successfully introduced a Tairy fan to the glory of Erikson!
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#7039 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 04:59 AM

Got paid, Patrick's day trip booked
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#7040 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:24 AM

Finished compiling my unit enrollments and timetable :p
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#7041 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:28 AM

View PostAin, on 14 February 2012 - 05:24 AM, said:

Finished compiling my unit enrollments and timetable :p


Awesome :D

Which uni?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#7042 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 08:14 AM

View PostLoki, on 14 February 2012 - 05:28 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 14 February 2012 - 05:24 AM, said:

Finished compiling my unit enrollments and timetable :D


Awesome :D

Which uni?


Deakin :p Not my first choice, but it still looks like a good place. I sacrificed my Tuesday off so I can leave 4 hours earlier on Thursday :p
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#7043 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:17 AM

This made me larf:

http://www.news.com....r-1226270763964
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#7044 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:48 AM

View PostAin, on 14 February 2012 - 08:14 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 14 February 2012 - 05:28 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 14 February 2012 - 05:24 AM, said:

Finished compiling my unit enrollments and timetable :D


Awesome :D

Which uni?


Deakin :p Not my first choice, but it still looks like a good place. I sacrificed my Tuesday off so I can leave 4 hours earlier on Thursday :p


Does that mean you'll be living in......Geelong? :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#7045 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:52 AM

MASS EFFECT 3 DEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#7046 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:34 PM

Second interview for PGCE. Its miles away in a city I dont know where im going but I still have chance.
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#7047 User is offline   Fid 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:00 PM

Just booked my flights for a week of R&R in Cape Town in November together with the accommodation for the awesome Swartland Revolution in Riebeek-Kasteel
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#7048 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:13 PM

Trip to Boston for April is booked!
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#7049 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:21 PM

Tickets for Blood Red Shoes (new album due out) and Nouvelle Vague are in, but Orbital was sadly sold out. Still, 2 out 3 ain't bad :p
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#7050 User is offline   Lizradusa 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 07:15 PM

Exams are done. :p
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#7051 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 07:20 PM

View PostTapper, on 14 February 2012 - 06:21 PM, said:

Tickets for Blood Red Shoes (new album due out) and Nouvelle Vague are in, but Orbital was sadly sold out. Still, 2 out 3 ain't bad :p


Had you gotten tix to ORBITAL I'd have been pleased for you and eternally jealous...since the chances they'll come to Canada are SLIM.
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