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Whats making you happy right now

#5652 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 03:38 PM

View PostKing Kazma, on 17 August 2011 - 01:13 PM, said:


the fact that your cat not only let's himself out...but then FLAUNTS it to others and you....makes him cooler than shit in my books. Does he wear sunglasses and have a mighty waxed mustache as well?


He's more the monocle wearing, brandy sipping type. :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 04:03 PM

View PostLoki, on 17 August 2011 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostKing Kazma, on 17 August 2011 - 01:13 PM, said:


the fact that your cat not only let's himself out...but then FLAUNTS it to others and you....makes him cooler than shit in my books. Does he wear sunglasses and have a mighty waxed mustache as well?


He's more the monocle wearing, brandy sipping type. :p


Quite.

:p
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#5654 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 06:38 PM

Museum work today but turned up late. Someone stole my armour and tunic however this turned out to be a blessing in disguise as I did very little training with the kids all day and dont have sore shoulders for a change.

Also off out tonight :p
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:29 PM

Statistics on sex.

And to take it from voyeuristic to fun, the representation of said statistics: tiny little people running towards flags dressed in blue or pink clothing. So, what can you find out?

Well, class, did you know that.... there are only 29 strap-on users out of a thousand interviewed people, and of those, only 2 are lesbians, which is a completely different thing from what porn tells us, incidentally.
Or that 5 people out of a 1000 consider a shower their preferred method of anti-conception, and 4 of those are women.... most of them single/divorced.
BMW owners apparently prefer doggystyle... Top Gear will never be the same again.

Or that shockingly, the age groups of 35-44 and up have contain more people who have done threesomes than the 16-35 group... whaddaya mean, today's youth has loose sexual morals?

http://sexperienceuk...story/virginity

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#5656 User is offline   The Pack 

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:43 PM

I dunked my first basketball during training today in from of the whole squad :p Personal goal done, and i'll never do it again :p
I'm going to be reading these books for the rest of my life trying to catch every little secret and plot detail...and i'm ok with that :D
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:43 PM

21???Gods you make my bones ache. A big drink of gin tonic is making me happy right now and i wish it had actualy worked and i hadn't forgotten how old i feel at 32.
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:56 PM

This.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 10:37 PM

All the info coming out about Guild Wars 2 is just amazing. I mean, here's a video of an event where you fight a 'minor' dragon, which entails you beating the fuck out of it with dozens of dudes while it summons giant bone walls and giant exploding people to defend it and attack your turrets which you also can defend so you can pick a role out of attacking the dragon, attacking the exploding giants, taking out the bone wall shields or killing the enemies attacking your turrets, and that's before we talk about shooting a Megalaser at it. I WANT THIS GAME SO MUCH
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:22 AM

no monthly fee allright!


so looking forward to that game! :p
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:43 AM

Me too, me too!!
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:45 AM

Beer!!!!!
HAIL THE MARINES!
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#5663 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:50 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 01:45 AM, said:

Beer!!!!!


Where's MY drink?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:57 AM

Lokiiiiiiiii!!! My beer is making mecwant wantcro dance with you right now! *****orders beer for the incredibly radiant beaty aura that is Loki***** anyone else? I'm buying!
HAIL THE MARINES!
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#5665 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 02:02 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 01:57 AM, said:

Lokiiiiiiiii!!! My beer is making mecwant wantcro dance with you right now! *****orders beer for the incredibly radiant beaty aura that is Loki***** anyone else? I'm buying!


I don't know, last time you just mentioned my name and it stopped you from getting boobie time - dancing with me might see you in serious trouble - not sure I could live with that :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!
HAIL THE MARINES!
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 04:48 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!



BK- I need your Wingman skills dude! Chicks are all up UHF up on my shit! Som bra!!!! I need another soldier to hold my flank!! I told them you have an accent and a huge duck!!
HAIL THE MARINES!
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 04:49 AM

Worked my ass off for the last 4 hours, now I'm off to see Lex :p Guilt free pleasure is ever so lovely.
Suck it Errant!


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#5669 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:03 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!


Loves to u too, soldier boy! :p

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:48 AM, said:

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!



BK- I need your Wingman skills dude! Chicks are all up UHF up on my shit! Som bra!!!! I need another soldier to hold my flank!! I told them you have an accent and a huge duck!!


Now we are getting kinky :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#5670 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:38 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:48 AM, said:

View PostGatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!


BK- I need your Wingman skills dude! Chicks are all up UHF up on my shit! Som bra!!!! I need another soldier to hold my flank!! I told them you have an accent and a huge duck!!


I have you on overwatch bro, got those hipster douches in the sights of my .338 Blazer ...

The huge duck supports my huger bill. The accent is just overkill. Those poor lasses wouldn't stand a chance :p

EDIT: speaking of poor lasses, the GF arrives tomorrow for a 4 day dirty weekend!

YOWZA!!!

:p :p :p

This post has been edited by Sombra: 18 August 2011 - 09:08 AM

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:47 PM

Sorry BK, that would be one lie to far. Ahahahaha



**** turns to give a dirty hipster a piece of his mind, but chuckles as the dirty hipsters head explodes like a ripe melon**** Tips his hat to the north hill, where he cant see him but knows the SOMBRA is hidden in his gilly suit****
***grins**** NEXT!!!


Ps. BK, that's why we call SOMBRA "long rifle" for a reason!

This post has been edited by Gatekeeper: 18 August 2011 - 12:57 PM

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