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Whats making you happy right now

#4341 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:59 PM

On Centz' chest considering the post that ignited all of this.
Though, the distance is a bit of a problem.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:24 PM

DIRK KUYT
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:26 PM

View Posttiam, on 17 April 2011 - 03:35 PM, said:

'surprisingly hot chick' = effeminite man looking doable in the dimmed lights after a few too many appletinis

Im straight but I have been to a few gay bars. not to look for women but because the beer was cheap. I will apprently do anything for a cheap pint...

Attraction = darkness * distance * drunkenness.

You just proved it's true.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:31 PM

Ha. Boobs.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 06:30 PM

View PostTapper, on 17 April 2011 - 05:26 PM, said:

View Posttiam, on 17 April 2011 - 03:35 PM, said:

'surprisingly hot chick' = effeminite man looking doable in the dimmed lights after a few too many appletinis

Im straight but I have been to a few gay bars. not to look for women but because the beer was cheap. I will apprently do anything for a cheap pint...

Attraction = darkness * distance * drunkenness.

You just proved it's true.


After rereading id do anything for a cheap pint line I can see the confusion.

Also making me happy- Kenny Dalglish telling Arsene Wenger to piss off has literally made my day
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 11:23 PM

wait, now I'm getting groped across international borders?

I should think more before I post these things.

And to clarify, yes it should have been BOOBS bot singular. It is fairly common, hence my statement of I should be more discerning about who I let touch me :)

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 11:39 PM

The front yard has been finished... the rock removed to the side between the buildings and sod laid down out front and completely fenced off so the dog can play.

It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:17 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 17 April 2011 - 04:11 PM, said:

Man, I wish I had a PhD in molestology like Dr. Sombra. Then this would all be obvious.


All you have to do is watch or read my online University lectures, pass the online exam and send $500 to my me via PayPal and you too can have genuine qualifications in Molestology, Chestology, Applied Mammary Anaesthetics (aka "Numming the Area") and Motorboating.

View PostDarkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:22 PM, said:

All you have to remember is the attraction generated from the bosomic duality increases exponentially with each square reduction in distance.


You forgot the last part about the inverse relationship to breast coverage. Rookie mistake. :)

View PostDarkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:59 PM, said:

On Centz' chest considering the post that ignited all of this.Though, the distance is a bit of a problem.


Not for Macros. :D

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 17 April 2011 - 11:23 PM, said:

wait, now I'm getting groped across international borders?I should think more before I post these things.And to clarify, yes it should have been BOOBS bot singular. It is fairly common, hence my statement of I should be more discerning about who I let touch me :p4 day week this week, then ten days off! :D :D :)


This is going to be one hell of an anecdote. Do tell. Omit nothing.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:29 AM

View PostSombra, on 18 April 2011 - 12:17 AM, said:


View PostDarkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:22 PM, said:

All you have to remember is the attraction generated from the bosomic duality increases exponentially with each square reduction in distance.


You forgot the last part about the inverse relationship to breast coverage. Rookie mistake. :D




Breast coverage by the hand or by the fabric tensor that usually envelopes them? (This of course does not apply if we're talking about bare bosom dualities).
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You're a rock.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:44 AM

This seems appropriate to the discussion.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 01:31 AM

Making me happy right now: My brother had a HUGE tax bill this year. And as for me, the feds owed ME money!
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 03:28 AM

Canadians

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 03:44 AM

View PostLoki, on 18 April 2011 - 03:28 AM, said:




Of course, we are awesome:

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 06:47 AM

Classes start today. Puck is happy.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 07:05 AM

Monster Trucks.....I need to get me one!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#4356 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 07:08 AM

Seeing Garrus in every thread I check :D
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 07:11 AM

Only one topic left.... I might actually get some sleep tonight!
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 07:14 AM

@Shiara - You gotta love a Turian with scars :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 08:37 AM

new episode of LEWIS to watch when i get back from the library. love that show. Might watch Game of Thrones after that.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 08:58 AM

View PostBinder of Demons, on 18 April 2011 - 08:37 AM, said:

new episode of LEWIS to watch when i get back from the library. love that show. Might watch Game of Thrones after that.


Do you mean watch aGot via some weird means I haven't heard of (internet-based), or off Sky, or off some free-to-air channel I glossed over? D:
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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