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Whats making you happy right now

#4321 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:28 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 17 April 2011 - 04:09 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 16 April 2011 - 08:02 AM, said:

View PostGatekeeper, on 16 April 2011 - 04:50 AM, said:

Sombra's gonna have seeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxx ! Good on ya bro!



I think I just threw up a little...... :D




EDIT: Making me happy -

"Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."


Ever seen the documentary on the directer Troy Duffy? Fuckin' classic


No, but I've seen some of his interviews. The man is worth watching just as much as his movies are. I tend to follow his and David Della Rocco's antics - they;ve recently been promoting Yooster2 - something I would never buy but feel that, as a rabid Boondock Saints fan, I now need to go out and purchase cos Troy Duffy said so.

SXSW 2011 - Troy Duffy/David Della Rocco

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#4322 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:29 AM

Helping my dad and some highschoolers out with this robot (for a competition for which he's the team advisor) and realizing how hilariously boned the team is. The first rounds start tomorrow, and my dad and I built the chassis about 45 minutes ago...

The robotic arm doesn't have enough torque (though, theoretically it should) because the power source is over-drawn.

The robot can't actually drive straight. It can't drive straight because (I think) the servos aren't identical, even though they should be. Made In China.

Oh, and the base of the robot (that they'd made before they got here) is made of the flimsiest crap ever. so the whole robot just sags in the middle.

By the way, carpentry is fucking hard to do at night...
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:34 AM

GF arrived last night, and we dropped her daughter off to stay with friends for a couple of days.

So ...


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:47 AM

I was going to TMI you, Sombra, but that music video just *maybe* made up for that, because it was so goddamn HILARIOUS! >.<

Probably made better by the fact that the 'Ads by Google' kept having "What does Joy sound like?" rolling across, which was kinda ironic (stupid content-associated advertising).

So I shall rep ye, good sir.
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#4325 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:58 AM

Exploding things........this does not include Sombra :D


Cute Things Exploding


6 Things That Shouldn't Explode (But did anyways)

This post has been edited by Loki: 17 April 2011 - 06:07 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 06:01 AM

View PostSilencer, on 17 April 2011 - 05:47 AM, said:

I was going to TMI you, Sombra, but that music video just *maybe* made up for that, because it was so goddamn HILARIOUS! >.<

Probably made better by the fact that the 'Ads by Google' kept having "What does Joy sound like?" rolling across, which was kinda ironic (stupid content-associated advertising).

So I shall rep ye, good sir.


Thank you good sir.

I just showed her this thread and that video clip. She LOL'd too. She is teh bestest! :D :D

This post has been edited by Sombra: 17 April 2011 - 06:02 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 07:00 AM

Had an AWESOME night last night with Lucy, Shiara and some other non forum types... haven't laughed that much in a while :D Though everyone there groped my boob at some point :D I should really be more discerning in who I let do that :D
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 07:11 AM

And the number 1 exploding thing that is always guaranteed to make me happy -

EXPLODING WHALES!



They're just so damn funny! :D

This post has been edited by Loki: 17 April 2011 - 07:47 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:30 PM

My gf's brother calling me up drunk to me to tell me he just lost his virginity to a 'surprisingly hot chick' (his words, not mine) at a gay bar tonight. On the one hand I'm happy for the guy, on the other I'm unsure whether to laugh or cry for his losing it in such a hilariously ironic place. Mighty curious as to what he was doing in a gay bar too, since I'm fairly sure none of his friends are gay...
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:35 PM

'surprisingly hot chick' = effeminite man looking doable in the dimmed lights after a few too many appletinis

Im straight but I have been to a few gay bars. not to look for women but because the beer was cheap. I will apprently do anything for a cheap pint...
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:40 PM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 17 April 2011 - 07:00 AM, said:

Had an AWESOME night last night with Lucy, Shiara and some other non forum types... haven't laughed that much in a while :D Though everyone there groped my boob at some point :D I should really be more discerning in who I let do that :D


Boob singular?
Also, if memory serves this seems to be a fairly common occurrence. Does your bust compel people like Hypnotoad? Does it generated severely curved space-time from which not even the fastest eye can escape?


On this end, it snowed last night.
It's awesome.
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#4332 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:47 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 03:40 PM, said:

Does it generated severely curved space-time from which not even the fastest eye can escape?

T-The event brarizon?!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:03 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 17 April 2011 - 03:47 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 03:40 PM, said:

Does it generated severely curved space-time from which not even the fastest eye can escape?

T-The event brarizon?!


Yes, the point at which no hand returns un-slapped.
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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:11 PM

Man, I wish I had a PhD in molestology like Dr. Sombra. Then this would all be obvious.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:22 PM

All you have to remember is the attraction generated from the bosomic duality increases exponentially with each square reduction in distance.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:35 PM

A friend of mine (the one of BBQ fame) memorised the formula for determining the gravitational pull between a pair of breasts. She's a real hit at parties.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:36 PM

Honestly, all you need to say on this forum to make you guys happy is -



Boobs!




At least we know that despite other obvious character/specie flaws that some of you present with at least the majority of you are still healthy males. :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:42 PM

@Illy:
Intriguing. If I'm ever in the U.K. I may just have to meet this person.

@ Loki:
We are having a very educated conversation on the relation between breasts' attractive pull and hands' world lines which always seem to converge.
Personal gratification has nothing to do with it.






Spoiler

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:43 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:42 PM, said:

@ Loki:
We are having a very educated conversation on the relation between breasts' attractive pull and hands' world lines which always seem to converge.
Personal gratification has nothing to do with it.






Spoiler



Well at least now we all know where your hands are....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:45 PM

View PostLoki, on 17 April 2011 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:42 PM, said:

@ Loki:
We are having a very educated conversation on the relation between breasts' attractive pull and hands' world lines which always seem to converge.
Personal gratification has nothing to do with it.






Spoiler



Well at least now we all know where your hands are....

Where they should be? :D
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