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#4332 Illuyankas

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:47 PM

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 03:40 PM, said:

Does it generated severely curved space-time from which not even the fastest eye can escape?

T-The event brarizon?!

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:03 PM

Illuyankas, on 17 April 2011 - 03:47 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 03:40 PM, said:

Does it generated severely curved space-time from which not even the fastest eye can escape?

T-The event brarizon?!

Yes, the point at which no hand returns un-slapped.

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#4334 Illuyankas

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:11 PM

Man, I wish I had a PhD in molestology like Dr. Sombra. Then this would all be obvious.

#4335 Darkwatch

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:22 PM

All you have to remember is the attraction generated from the bosomic duality increases exponentially with each square reduction in distance.

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#4336 Illuyankas

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:35 PM

A friend of mine (the one of BBQ fame) memorised the formula for determining the gravitational pull between a pair of breasts. She's a real hit at parties.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:36 PM

Honestly, all you need to say on this forum to make you guys happy is -

Boobs!

At least we know that despite other obvious character/specie flaws that some of you present with at least the majority of you are still healthy males.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:42 PM

@Illy:
Intriguing. If I'm ever in the U.K. I may just have to meet this person.

@ Loki:
We are having a very educated conversation on the relation between breasts' attractive pull and hands' world lines which always seem to converge.
Personal gratification has nothing to do with it.

Spoiler

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#4339 Loki

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:43 PM

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:42 PM, said:

@ Loki:
We are having a very educated conversation on the relation between breasts' attractive pull and hands' world lines which always seem to converge.
Personal gratification has nothing to do with it.

Spoiler

Well at least now we all know where your hands are....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:45 PM

Loki, on 17 April 2011 - 04:43 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:42 PM, said:

Spoiler

Well at least now we all know where your hands are....

Where they should be?

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:59 PM

On Centz' chest considering the post that ignited all of this.
Though, the distance is a bit of a problem.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:24 PM

DIRK KUYT

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:26 PM

tiam, on 17 April 2011 - 03:35 PM, said:

'surprisingly hot chick' = effeminite man looking doable in the dimmed lights after a few too many appletinis

Im straight but I have been to a few gay bars. not to look for women but because the beer was cheap. I will apprently do anything for a cheap pint...

Attraction = darkness * distance * drunkenness.

You just proved it's true.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:31 PM

Ha. Boobs.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 06:30 PM

Tapper, on 17 April 2011 - 05:26 PM, said:

tiam, on 17 April 2011 - 03:35 PM, said:

Attraction = darkness * distance * drunkenness.

You just proved it's true.

After rereading id do anything for a cheap pint line I can see the confusion.

Also making me happy- Kenny Dalglish telling Arsene Wenger to piss off has literally made my day

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 11:23 PM

wait, now I'm getting groped across international borders?

I should think more before I post these things.

And to clarify, yes it should have been BOOBS bot singular. It is fairly common, hence my statement of I should be more discerning about who I let touch me

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 11:39 PM

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It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:17 AM

Illuyankas, on 17 April 2011 - 04:11 PM, said:

Man, I wish I had a PhD in molestology like Dr. Sombra. Then this would all be obvious.

All you have to do is watch or read my online University lectures, pass the online exam and send $500 to my me via PayPal and you too can have genuine qualifications in Molestology, Chestology, Applied Mammary Anaesthetics (aka "Numming the Area") and Motorboating.

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:22 PM, said:

All you have to remember is the attraction generated from the bosomic duality increases exponentially with each square reduction in distance.

You forgot the last part about the inverse relationship to breast coverage. Rookie mistake.

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:59 PM, said:

On Centz' chest considering the post that ignited all of this.Though, the distance is a bit of a problem.

Not for Macros.

Centzon Totochtin, on 17 April 2011 - 11:23 PM, said:

wait, now I'm getting groped across international borders?I should think more before I post these things.And to clarify, yes it should have been BOOBS bot singular. It is fairly common, hence my statement of I should be more discerning about who I let touch me :p4 day week this week, then ten days off!

This is going to be one hell of an anecdote. Do tell. Omit nothing.

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#4349 Darkwatch

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:29 AM

Sombra, on 18 April 2011 - 12:17 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:22 PM, said:

All you have to remember is the attraction generated from the bosomic duality increases exponentially with each square reduction in distance.

You forgot the last part about the inverse relationship to breast coverage. Rookie mistake.

Breast coverage by the hand or by the fabric tensor that usually envelopes them? (This of course does not apply if we're talking about bare bosom dualities).

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#4350 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:44 AM

This seems appropriate to the discussion.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 01:31 AM

Making me happy right now: My brother had a HUGE tax bill this year. And as for me, the feds owed ME money!

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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