[sappers rule]

Went on a impromptu date with a girl (who I was going to see on Friday) after my train broke down on Thursday and I wasn't bothered to wait 45 mins at the station which resulted in me later that evening breaking a glass in a pub as I was busy making out with her, we met the next day as well and spent quite awhile making out in various different pubs and street corners. After a very long dry spell am quite optimistic about how this will end.

[Morgoth]

sappers rule, on 11 November 2018 - 10:14 PM, said:

Went on a impromptu date with a girl (who I was going to see on Friday) after my train broke down on Thursday and I wasn't bothered to wait 45 mins at the station which resulted in me later that evening breaking a glass in a pub as I was busy making out with her, we met the next day as well and spent quite awhile making out in various different pubs and street corners. After a very long dry spell am quite optimistic about how this will end.

Congrats! It's such a joy, that first time it all works out.

[TheRetiredBridgeburner]

Congrats sappers!

I jumped a horse for the first time in well over a year tonight. I had suspected my teacher was leading up to this as she had me doing pole work last lesson, but it still felt brilliant. I've only been back on a horse around two months, so this is a big step! So pleased!

[Tsundoku]

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 13 November 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

Congrats sappers!

I jumped a horse for the first time in well over a year tonight. I had suspected my teacher was leading up to this as she had me doing pole work last lesson, but it still felt brilliant. I've only been back on a horse around two months, so this is a big step! So pleased!

You ... pole vaulted over a horse?

Fair enough. That's quite agile.

[TheRetiredBridgeburner]

Tsundoku, on 14 November 2018 - 09:07 AM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 13 November 2018 - 09:11 PM, said:

Congrats sappers!

I jumped a horse for the first time in well over a year tonight. I had suspected my teacher was leading up to this as she had me doing pole work last lesson, but it still felt brilliant. I've only been back on a horse around two months, so this is a big step! So pleased!

You ... pole vaulted over a horse?

Fair enough. That's quite agile.

It's not the traditional way to tackle showjumping, granted, but I'm a bit maverick

[Cause]

A friend of mine belongs to this WhatsApp group and gets sent all sorts of funny and disgusting videos. One day, presumably because he had suffered and wanted others to suffer he showed me one of these videos of two men 'rosebudding'. I had no idea what I was seeing but 5 seconds was enough to know I had seen too much and my brain would never be the same.

I brought it up in complaint in front of my sister and a gay friend of mine when we were all out to go see Matilda at the theatre. My gay friend without missing a beat is just like 'oh you mean rosebudding' and that's how we had a name for the horror.

Anyway the pay off of the story is my sister is sitting at work one day (she is VP at a school) and curiosity overwhelms her and she decides to find out what Rosebudding is and why I was so horrified. Few hours later the IT head of the school is telling the principal she needs to talk to the kids (primary school) because they are using the computers to look up porn. My sister is just keeping quite and has learnt a valuable lesson. IT cant tell its her but they can see what she does on her private work laptop.

[Tiste Simeon]

Rather surprisingly to us both, our son arrived last night! Little bit earlier than expected but we are overjoyed! My wife is an absolute hero and has done wonderfully.

[Slow Ben]

Yay Baby Tiste!!!

That’s awesome man, congratulations!!

[Mentalist]

Congrats, Tiste!

[Mezla PigDog]

Congrats Tiste. Enjoy the little tiny tiddler phase, it's over in a flash. How early was he?

Everyone's having babies right now. I'm broody as hell.

[Macros]

Congrats Tiste, the real fun starts now!

[worry]

Wow! That was fast!

[QuickTidal]

Tiste Simeon, on 17 November 2018 - 10:08 AM, said:

Rather surprisingly to us both, our son arrived last night! Little bit earlier than expected but we are overjoyed! My wife is an absolute hero and has done wonderfully.

Ahhhhh! So exciting! Congratulations to both of you. Being new parents is such a blessing and rewarding experience. So pleased for you!

[Tiste Simeon]

Thanks all, we've survived the first night and I now mostly know how to put a happy on so it's all good.

[Aptorian]

Congratulations, Tiste.

[Messremb]

Excellent news Tiste, welcome to the sleep deprived coffee addicts club.

Tiste Simeon, on 18 November 2018 - 11:35 AM, said:

Thanks all, we've survived the first night and I now mostly know how to put a happy on so it's all good.

Just you wait till they can wriggle, twist and turn whilst you try it. Not to mention getting up and walking away the little buggers.

Had my first foot-in-the-shitty-nappy for a good 6 months this afternoon.

[Mezla PigDog]

Once it gets on their hands it's game over man.

[sappers rule]

Congrats Tiste hope everything goes well from here on-wards
For myself I had a very nice weekend, third date went well, we went to see the Freddie Mercury movie . Only downside was when I got home I went to my local and I noticed they had Hop House (beer) on tap now and seems I was the only one who got a pint of it all week as it was a very rough pint . Spent the rest of the weekend just relaxing which was nice.

This post has been edited by sappers rule: 18 November 2018 - 08:59 PM

[Morgoth]

Congratulations, Tiste! Now you can finally justify your terrible terrible dad jokes.

[TheRetiredBridgeburner]

Tiste Simeon, on 17 November 2018 - 10:08 AM, said:

Rather surprisingly to us both, our son arrived last night! Little bit earlier than expected but we are overjoyed! My wife is an absolute hero and has done wonderfully.

Fantastic news, congratulations to you both! Hope mum and baby are doing well