[Malankazooie]

Ok guys, here's what's happening. Me and some of me mates are going out tonight and we are going to get lit! We gonna get kray kray! Legends will be born this evening. I've already begun "pre-gaming"!

If you guys haven't heard from me by Monday. 1) Check the city and county jail's drunk tanks. 2) Check the local hospitals. 3) Check the obituaries.

[Morgoth]

introducing the girl to a couple of my friends tonight. It feels like a big step

[Tiste Simeon]

Utterly fantastic Manchester derby!

[worry]

I didn't know you were into hats.

[Macros]

First bit of actual work on the driving range was undertaken yesterday.

I got the digger in to dig out the planting holes for the trees that will act as a visual screen to the high line fence surrounding the range.
tree arrive next week and just in general, finally, things are starting to move.

[Cause]

I recently bought a pair of new jeans and new shoes. I have to say they look good and I feel better wearing them. I don't normally care about clothes but I think that's why these are different. The jeans were more a surprise than on purpose, but I bought a different size and style and I think they completely change my look. Not baggy.

My dog recently decided my shoes were a chew toy and my other pair have been causing me pain so I went to buy a new pair. Shoes are expensive so I normally shop the sales but this time I thought I'm in a rush and I can afford it so I bought a pair that I think look great and feel great.

I'm not a fashion person but I have to say these two items really have me feeling good today. I think I may need to pay more attention in the future to these things.

[QuickTidal]

THIS twitter thread from inside the "Wealth Expo" where the likes of Pitbull and Sly Stallone pontificate on weird shit (like Stallone literally wings it FFS!) to a bunch of randoms who were fleeced through the door on the promise of get rich quick schemes. It's Hilarious.

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 09 April 2018 - 07:14 PM, said:

THIS twitter thread from inside the "Wealth Expo" where the likes of Pitbull and Sly Stallone pontificate on weird shit (like Stallone literally wings it FFS!) to a bunch of randoms who were fleeced through the door on the promise of get rich quick schemes. It's Hilarious.

That was awesome and i can't decide which was a bigger waste of brain.

[Abyss]

Just watched THOR:RAGNAROK. Twice.
Then I saw BLACK PANTHER in thermonuclear 3D omni ultra extreme imax.

Now, whisky.

The only way this day could get any better would require Dora Milaje costumes and maybe a rhinoceros.

[Macros]

Liverpool and Roma through. Would love to see Sevilla and Juve come through tonight but I think Juve over turning Real is very unlikely

[worry]

UK people: who is Benjamin Butterworth and why is he like this??

https://twitter.com/...493334180847616

Edit: Nm it got deleted anyway.

This post has been edited by worry: 12 April 2018 - 11:11 PM

[worry]

"See, son. This is why you're unnecessary."

[Abyss]

You need to record this conversation.

NEED.

[Mentalist]

Bachelorluver, on 13 April 2018 - 08:37 PM, said:

Gotta admit I’m a little taken aback that he actually searched for” girl on girl XXX” this soon. I was expecting another year. Step dad searched his phone and found it.

And this is when he learns the importance of password-protecting valuable data.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 13 April 2018 - 09:33 PM

[Slow Ben]

Mentalist, on 13 April 2018 - 09:33 PM, said:

Bachelorluver, on 13 April 2018 - 08:37 PM, said:

Gotta admit I'm a little taken aback that he actually searched for" girl on girl XXX" this soon. I was expecting another year. Step dad searched his phone and found it.

And this is when he learns the importance of password-protecting valuable data.

Yeah, make sure you teach him about "incognito mode" as well.

[TheRetiredBridgeburner]

Abyss, on 13 April 2018 - 08:27 PM, said:

You need to record this conversation.

NEED.

This!

[Mentalist]

Bachelorluver, on 14 April 2018 - 07:25 PM, said:

Ok I have tried to begin the conversation twice now and broke off both times before I could get a single syllable out. *standing there with basically a pointing finger with my mouth open. On the verge of laughing

Good starting point might be to find out which of his friends first told him about this. And then from there you can ask him what he learned so far.
Then fill in the blanks

[worry]

[bubba]

Sound city sound track on Sennheiser Pxc 550 headphones ....plus few beers.....had a great day playing golf...opening weekend at my golf course


3 weeks to clean up the course.... kicked my ass...getting old

[amphibian]

My significant other had a bulldog that had a neurological issue that crippled its back legs. We could literally spot it a two minute head start and catch it up within fifteen seconds.

I liked her, but I was so angry at the breeders who created her and left her and others with so many problems beyond the legs.

I'm glad this one can run and be a dog the way dogs like to be. Even if a bit mischievous.