Whats making you happy right now

#14272 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 12:16 PM

Not so much happy, more hilariously mortified. I had to go for a blood test and the Health Centre waiting room was full but very very quiet. Baby PigDog spent the whole time farting loud enough for everyone to hear!! I don't know what the appropriate response is to a baby farting non-stop in a room full of strangers. I laughed.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#14273 QuickTidal

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 12:51 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 18 October 2016 - 12:16 PM, said:

Had a similar experience, 17 members of the family over for thanksgiving....and my child takes that moment to shart her diaper as loudly and disgustingly as she possibly could. Add in the smell. Cue mortification and hilarity!

I feel your pain Mez!

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 18 October 2016 - 12:51 PM

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#14274 EmperorMagus

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 01:42 PM

Honestly I find baby farts more hilarious than anything else when they happen publicly. Specially if they happen when there is lull in conversation.

I can just imagine the face of the parent present as their baby uses the temporary respite to do it's thing in peace.

Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm

#14275 Loki

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 04:14 PM

Sometime ago, I randomly sent a bunch of people Black Adder Christmas cds.

Just saw one of those people mention it during a twitter conversation. It's still messing with their head trying to figure out why they got it and who sent it to them. Posted Image

This post has been edited by Loki: 18 October 2016 - 04:14 PM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#14276 QuickTidal

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 04:53 PM

I Got Crabs, on 18 October 2016 - 04:31 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 18 October 2016 - 12:51 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 18 October 2016 - 12:16 PM, said:

It's even better sounding if they are still in the liquid shit stage. It's loud enough to turn heads in the midst of convo so it's truly amazing in quiet waiting rooms.

That's totally the stage she's at...noisy, liquid shart explosions.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#14277 EmperorMagus

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm

#14278 acesn8s

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 10:09 PM

EmperorMagus, on 16 October 2016 - 05:28 AM, said:

Shaving used to be a most horrible chore for me. However, I've taken up wetshaving (i.e. using a safety razor and actual shaving soaps) for the past three weeks or so. Now, shaving has become a therapeutic exercise. It is so relaxing to lather up your face and run the razor over the skin, it should be used as a therapy.

Anyways, reddit may be full of idiots when you're on the main subs, but the smaller subreddits are full of golden advice.

Also, this photo I took of a waterfall now serving as my wallpaper is awesome, which has put me in a good mood since Thursday.

http://imgur.com/9JMEv7v

If you haven't already, stop by the Badger and Blade forums. Tons of shaving advice and a nice friendly atmosphere. I've been wet shaving for years, like you, I find it relaxing. And after the initial buy in costs, cheaper than multi blade disposables.

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#14279 Mentalist

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 04:27 AM

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done! Now have fun applying, lol

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#14280 EmperorMagus

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 04:48 AM

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 04:27 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done! Now have fun applying, lol

That's for 2019 when I actually graduate! I just wanted to be sure I could get into law school before setting my sights on it.

Also, FUCK YEAH I DID IT! (Yes I've been hyperventilating all day)

Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm

#14281 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 06:05 AM

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done!

This was actually making me happy on Tuesday evening, but the falconry centre won the Best Attraction award

it's amazing when you look at the size of some of the other attractions we beat. We had a lovely evening, all got very emotional and I could not be more proud to work with these people and be a part of it all

- Wyrd bið ful aræd -

#14282 Morgoth

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 06:26 AM

EmperorMagus, on 20 October 2016 - 04:48 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 04:27 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done! Now have fun applying, lol

That's for 2019 when I actually graduate! I just wanted to be sure I could get into law school before setting my sights on it.

Also, FUCK YEAH I DID IT! (Yes I've been hyperventilating all day)

Don't do it. Lawyers are awful! Just ask Ment.

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#14283 Kruppe of Darujhistan

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 10:16 PM

I Got Crabs, on 20 October 2016 - 12:43 AM, said:

I'm looking at Mars, Saturn, & Venus all lined up in the southwestern sky. Nifty site.

Stepped outside after reading this but it was cloudy in the SW. I'll try again tonight but right now it's completely overcast.

Looked at Saturn through a crappy telescope one time. It was about the size of a pinhead but still it was a glorious sight.

I've never spotted Mercury but mostly through lack of effort on my part. One of these days...

What is not forbidden is mandatory.

#14284 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 10:23 PM

Morgoth, on 20 October 2016 - 06:26 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 20 October 2016 - 04:48 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 04:27 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done! Now have fun applying, lol

That's for 2019 when I actually graduate! I just wanted to be sure I could get into law school before setting my sights on it.

Also, FUCK YEAH I DID IT! (Yes I've been hyperventilating all day)

Don't do it. Lawyers are awful! Just ask Ment.

The only person that hates lawyers more than your typical client is most likely a lawyer.

Fucking do-nothing blowhards I tell yah!

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 20 October 2016 - 10:24 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#14285 Mentalist

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 11:19 PM

HoosierDaddy, on 20 October 2016 - 10:23 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 20 October 2016 - 06:26 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 20 October 2016 - 04:48 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 04:27 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done! Now have fun applying, lol

That's for 2019 when I actually graduate! I just wanted to be sure I could get into law school before setting my sights on it.

Also, FUCK YEAH I DID IT! (Yes I've been hyperventilating all day)

Don't do it. Lawyers are awful! Just ask Ment.

The only person that hates lawyers more than your typical client is most likely a lawyer.

Fucking do-nothing blowhards I tell yah!

It's not for everyone. And a lot of people that practice shouldn't be.

I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a terrible person, though. Although it may be buyer's remorse.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#14286 worry

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 11:22 PM

The only planets are Earth, Mars, and Jupiter. The rest are fakes/hoaxes.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#14287 Kruppe of Darujhistan

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 11:51 PM

I Got Crabs, on 20 October 2016 - 10:55 PM, said:

Kruppe of Darujhistan, on 20 October 2016 - 10:16 PM, said:

I Got Crabs, on 20 October 2016 - 12:43 AM, said:

I'm looking at Mars, Saturn, & Venus all lined up in the southwestern sky. Nifty site.

Mercury can be very surprising and really bright depending on season(heat haze), our distance from each other, & spotting it at evening or dawn time. Dawn is 100% better.

It's brighter when further away though, isn't it? I mean, the sunlit crescent is larger when it is closer to the sun and on the opposite side of its orbit from us. When it's on the Earth side of its orbit the crescent is a sliver rather than gibbous as seen from Earth.
ALSO: worry has let the cat out of the bag...AGAIN!

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#14288 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 12:13 AM

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 11:19 PM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 20 October 2016 - 10:23 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 20 October 2016 - 06:26 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 20 October 2016 - 04:48 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 04:27 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done! Now have fun applying, lol

That's for 2019 when I actually graduate! I just wanted to be sure I could get into law school before setting my sights on it.

Also, FUCK YEAH I DID IT! (Yes I've been hyperventilating all day)

Don't do it. Lawyers are awful! Just ask Ment.

The only person that hates lawyers more than your typical client is most likely a lawyer.

Fucking do-nothing blowhards I tell yah!

It's not for everyone. And a lot of people that practice shouldn't be.

I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a terrible person, though. Although it may be buyer's remorse.

A joke Ment. I graduated law school too. Lol.

#14289 Mentalist

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 12:47 AM

HoosierDaddy, on 21 October 2016 - 12:13 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 11:19 PM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 20 October 2016 - 10:23 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 20 October 2016 - 06:26 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 20 October 2016 - 04:48 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 20 October 2016 - 04:27 AM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 19 October 2016 - 09:37 PM, said:

I DID IT.

FUCK YEAH LSAT GO SCREW YOURSELF.

HARVARD HERE I COME!

Well done! Now have fun applying, lol

That's for 2019 when I actually graduate! I just wanted to be sure I could get into law school before setting my sights on it.

Also, FUCK YEAH I DID IT! (Yes I've been hyperventilating all day)

Don't do it. Lawyers are awful! Just ask Ment.

The only person that hates lawyers more than your typical client is most likely a lawyer.

Fucking do-nothing blowhards I tell yah!

It's not for everyone. And a lot of people that practice shouldn't be.

I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a terrible person, though. Although it may be buyer's remorse.

A joke Ment. I graduated law school too. Lol.

I know. This was more of a reply to Morgy, lol. THough in his case, I think he's just trying to scare away competition.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 21 October 2016 - 12:47 AM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#14290 Andorion

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 08:55 AM

Finally brought my grandmother home from hospital.

Hoping for a speedy recovery now.

#14291 Morgoth

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 09:54 AM

I was at a seminar for the last week, and during one late night drinking whisky with my boss at the hotel bar he told me he's requested that I receive a substantial raise at the end of my 6 month trial period. Today my old boss called me to ask if I might consider coming back to my old job. Feeling appreciated is pretty great :unsure: