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#12554 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 10:24 AM

Talk of naked wombat demons... It's.. complicated. My best friend is currently reading TtH and (no spoilers, I swear) keeping me updated on her progress. So, yesterday night, she sends me the following text:

'Is it just me, or is Chillbais an overweight, winged wombat? Please tell me he's an overweight, winged wombat! He's so cute! XD'

The combination of my friend using the word 'cute' and us expanding the description to 'overweight, winged, naked wombat demon' unfortunately caused my cold-induced cough to get much worse (and it's still not gone this morning *sigh), but it was so worth it :rolleyes:

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 02:14 AM

This.

http://fox2now.com/2...ile-of-doritos/
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Posted 09 October 2015 - 10:47 AM

View PostBriar King, on 07 October 2015 - 11:28 AM, said:

Oh man! I'm looking at Sirius, Venus, Mars, & Jupiter!

VENUS IS BLINGING!!!


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Posted 09 October 2015 - 02:36 PM

View PostPuckstein, on 08 October 2015 - 10:24 AM, said:

Talk of naked wombat demons... It's.. complicated. My best friend is currently reading TtH and (no spoilers, I swear) keeping me updated on her progress. So, yesterday night, she sends me the following text:

'Is it just me, or is Chillbais an overweight, winged wombat? Please tell me he's an overweight, winged wombat! He's so cute! XD'

The combination of my friend using the word 'cute' and us expanding the description to 'overweight, winged, naked wombat demon' unfortunately caused my cold-induced cough to get much worse (and it's still not gone this morning *sigh), but it was so worth it :rolleyes:


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#12558 User is offline   Itwęs Nom 

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 05:40 PM

So, Im currently reading Warrior-Prohpet and today, in the morning, riding my moped to school I realised theres guy called Coitus Saubon. A few seconds later I fell off that moped because I wasnt concentrating and forget its wet and that I should brake sooner than I usually do before that turn. Just because I was thinking of Coitus. Coitus.

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 05:58 PM

View PostCharlie Nom, on 09 October 2015 - 05:40 PM, said:

So, Im currently reading Warrior-Prohpet and today, in the morning, riding my moped to school I realised theres guy called Coitus Saubon. A few seconds later I fell off that moped because I wasnt concentrating and forget its wet and that I should brake sooner than I usually do before that turn. Just because I was thinking of Coitus. Coitus.


What I took away from this is falling of scooters makes people happy. Ok....Posted Image
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#12560 User is offline   Itwęs Nom 

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 06:12 PM

View PostAndorion, on 09 October 2015 - 05:58 PM, said:

View PostCharlie Nom, on 09 October 2015 - 05:40 PM, said:

So, Im currently reading Warrior-Prohpet and today, in the morning, riding my moped to school I realised theres guy called Coitus Saubon. A few seconds later I fell off that moped because I wasnt concentrating and forget its wet and that I should brake sooner than I usually do before that turn. Just because I was thinking of Coitus. Coitus.


What I took away from this is falling of scooters makes people happy. Ok....Posted Image


well, I had a good excuse for coming 15mins late, while falling didnt take more than 5mins...
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Posted 09 October 2015 - 06:27 PM

That poor character is destined to go through his life bellowing "C-O-I-T-H-U-S! Damnit!" at periodic intervals.
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Posted 09 October 2015 - 08:08 PM

"Look I know it's funny I'm just getting really fucked off about thi- DAMN IT!"
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 October 2015 - 12:50 AM

had a good first day at work.

passed another exam on the way to being CPA

and got my voting taken care off.

Im happy.
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Posted 11 October 2015 - 03:00 PM

Mrs Kitsu came to me this morning for "the baby talk". I'm pretty damn hyped up right now. The only thing that's really making me laugh is that the wedding was only three months ago.
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Posted 11 October 2015 - 05:01 PM

Held a dual celebration yesterday-for my birthday, and for getting called 2 weeks ago.

Got a table at a Uki/Russian/Polish banquet hall. Had about 20 friends come out- roughly half of them my Uki friends, the other half my mostly Polish-speaking friends from school/soccer team- 2 halves of my life, so to speak.
Everyone had a blast. People got along, despite my initial fears of some awkwardness. A few of my friends got a bit too drunk and insisted I do my best mountain goat impression in the middle of the dancefloor all night long (I'm a terrible dancer, so majority of the time I just jump a lot). We were also the youngest of the 6 or so groups that were having their festivities there, so we totally dominated the place with our energy.

Due to all the aforementioned jumping I was sweating buckets, meaning I was mostly sober throughout the night and able to be a decent, alert host.

Woke up this morning feeling genuinely refreshed, brimming with energy and positivity. For the first time since the stuffy, official ceremonies, and accepting congrats from family and co-workers, I actually feel the enormous weight of the past 10 years off my shoulders. And knowing I have so many great people behind me is a huge part of that. It just... feels genuinely good to be alive.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 11 October 2015 - 05:26 PM

My wife makes the best mother trucking chili in the world.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 11 October 2015 - 05:27 PM

View PostMentalist, on 11 October 2015 - 05:01 PM, said:

Held a dual celebration yesterday-for my birthday, and for getting called 2 weeks ago.

Got a table at a Uki/Russian/Polish banquet hall. Had about 20 friends come out- roughly half of them my Uki friends, the other half my mostly Polish-speaking friends from school/soccer team- 2 halves of my life, so to speak.
Everyone had a blast. People got along, despite my initial fears of some awkwardness. A few of my friends got a bit too drunk and insisted I do my best mountain goat impression in the middle of the dancefloor all night long (I'm a terrible dancer, so majority of the time I just jump a lot). We were also the youngest of the 6 or so groups that were having their festivities there, so we totally dominated the place with our energy.

Due to all the aforementioned jumping I was sweating buckets, meaning I was mostly sober throughout the night and able to be a decent, alert host.

Woke up this morning feeling genuinely refreshed, brimming with energy and positivity. For the first time since the stuffy, official ceremonies, and accepting congrats from family and co-workers, I actually feel the enormous weight of the past 10 years off my shoulders. And knowing I have so many great people behind me is a huge part of that. It just... feels genuinely good to be alive.


I assume 'Uki' stands for 'Ukranian'? My mom is Ukranian too btw
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Posted 11 October 2015 - 06:50 PM

View PostMentalist, on 11 October 2015 - 05:01 PM, said:

Woke up this morning feeling genuinely refreshed, brimming with energy and positivity. For the first time since the stuffy, official ceremonies, and accepting congrats from family and co-workers, I actually feel the enormous weight of the past 10 years off my shoulders. And knowing I have so many great people behind me is a huge part of that. It just... feels genuinely good to be alive.


Congrats Ment. It does seem on the forum that you've been studying forever so you totally deserve to feel great now!

View PostSlow Ben, on 11 October 2015 - 05:26 PM, said:

My wife makes the best mother trucking chili in the world.


And so soon after baby no. 2! She's superwoman as well as an awesome chili chef.
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#12569 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 11 October 2015 - 07:05 PM

View PostCharlie Nom, on 11 October 2015 - 05:27 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 11 October 2015 - 05:01 PM, said:

Held a dual celebration yesterday-for my birthday, and for getting called 2 weeks ago.

Got a table at a Uki/Russian/Polish banquet hall. Had about 20 friends come out- roughly half of them my Uki friends, the other half my mostly Polish-speaking friends from school/soccer team- 2 halves of my life, so to speak.
Everyone had a blast. People got along, despite my initial fears of some awkwardness. A few of my friends got a bit too drunk and insisted I do my best mountain goat impression in the middle of the dancefloor all night long (I'm a terrible dancer, so majority of the time I just jump a lot). We were also the youngest of the 6 or so groups that were having their festivities there, so we totally dominated the place with our energy.

Due to all the aforementioned jumping I was sweating buckets, meaning I was mostly sober throughout the night and able to be a decent, alert host.

Woke up this morning feeling genuinely refreshed, brimming with energy and positivity. For the first time since the stuffy, official ceremonies, and accepting congrats from family and co-workers, I actually feel the enormous weight of the past 10 years off my shoulders. And knowing I have so many great people behind me is a huge part of that. It just... feels genuinely good to be alive.


I assume 'Uki' stands for 'Ukranian'? My mom is Ukranian too btw


Damn right it does, :)
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 13 October 2015 - 09:15 AM

I have a cat! She's a mean old bitch, but I love her!


That is all.
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Posted 15 October 2015 - 02:10 AM

Samsung 65" 4k. It's the visual version of Magnepans connected to Macintosh mono-blocks.

Awesome visual eye-candy.
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Posted 15 October 2015 - 03:07 AM

Anthony Bourdain wrote about why he loves doing Brazilian jiu jitsu. https://medium.com/p...nny-2004ad77ec1

The story of how he got started isn't quite told in this (his wife started, LOVED it, then later, his daughter started, and he finally made the jump into it while quitting cigarettes), but it's illuminative of how rolling around with other sweaty people is simultaneously hard, fun, puzzle-solving, and a legitimate thing to base travel around.

That essay resonates with me and why I do this. I'm really glad he and his family are having such a great time with this odd sport.
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Posted 15 October 2015 - 08:20 AM

My oldest "little" boy is 7 today.
He's soooo bloody cute.

Can't wait to get stuck into that mario maker!!!

Happy Birthday Solidus!!!
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