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Whats making you happy right now

#12254 User is online   worry 

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Posted 09 July 2015 - 09:21 PM

That sucks. Condolences on the job. Is that a public radio thing (like budget), a radio in general thing, or just something sucky falling down on you?
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#12255 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 July 2015 - 11:00 PM

View PostSpoilsport Stonny, on 09 July 2015 - 04:26 PM, said:

Haven't been around for a while. Getting divorced and was laid off from my job. I miss you guys. THinking of this group made me smile. Then I thought about how much I fart and was also wondering if you all fart a lot too.

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#12256 User is online   worry 

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Posted 09 July 2015 - 11:04 PM

I'm glad you call it a "trump".
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Posted 09 July 2015 - 11:11 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 July 2015 - 11:24 PM

View PostMaark, on 07 July 2015 - 04:06 AM, said:

What the dick is fleek? Some sort of marijuanas?


Wait wait wait.

Are you trying to tell me you don't know if someone is on fleek or not?
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#12259 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 06:56 AM

View PostBriar King, on 10 July 2015 - 01:27 AM, said:

View PostObdigore, on 09 July 2015 - 11:24 PM, said:

View PostMaark, on 07 July 2015 - 04:06 AM, said:

What the dick is fleek? Some sort of marijuanas?


Wait wait wait.

Are you trying to tell me you don't know if someone is on fleek or not?


Never heard of it.


What the dick is fleek even I don't
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#12260 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 07:07 AM

Snotface passed her provisional licence test today. Coincidentally her 18th birthday.

I passed a couple of tests I needed for my job today as well.

Plus it's Friday. All in all a good day.

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 10:06 AM

It's the weekend, it's pretty decent weather and I finished work after about 45 minutes.
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#12262 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 11:10 AM

View PostMaark, on 10 July 2015 - 06:56 AM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 10 July 2015 - 01:27 AM, said:

View PostObdigore, on 09 July 2015 - 11:24 PM, said:

View PostMaark, on 07 July 2015 - 04:06 AM, said:

What the dick is fleek? Some sort of marijuanas?


Wait wait wait.

Are you trying to tell me you don't know if someone is on fleek or not?


Never heard of it.


What the dick is fleek even I don't

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#12263 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 11:24 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 10 July 2015 - 11:10 AM, said:

View PostMaark, on 10 July 2015 - 06:56 AM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 10 July 2015 - 01:27 AM, said:

View PostObdigore, on 09 July 2015 - 11:24 PM, said:

View PostMaark, on 07 July 2015 - 04:06 AM, said:

What the dick is fleek? Some sort of marijuanas?


Wait wait wait.

Are you trying to tell me you don't know if someone is on fleek or not?


Never heard of it.


What the dick is fleek even I don't

Here



That is even goddamn stupider than tryna call a Warthog a Puma. What? A Walrus? Stop making up animals.

This post has been edited by Maark: 10 July 2015 - 11:25 AM

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#12264 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 03:10 PM

View Postworry, on 09 July 2015 - 09:21 PM, said:

That sucks. Condolences on the job. Is that a public radio thing (like budget), a radio in general thing, or just something sucky falling down on you?


It was a budget thing for sure. The only remaining positions are either on-air folks or grant funded reporters. THey aren't very good at managing money, I'm afraid. Its pretty much par for the course in radio though. Gotta have the resume ready constantly.
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Posted 10 July 2015 - 03:23 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 10 July 2015 - 11:10 AM, said:

View PostMaark, on 10 July 2015 - 06:56 AM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 10 July 2015 - 01:27 AM, said:

View PostObdigore, on 09 July 2015 - 11:24 PM, said:

View PostMaark, on 07 July 2015 - 04:06 AM, said:

What the dick is fleek? Some sort of marijuanas?


Wait wait wait.

Are you trying to tell me you don't know if someone is on fleek or not?


Never heard of it.


What the dick is fleek even I don't

Here


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#12266 User is online   worry 

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 08:48 PM

No way. People are wonderful. Case in point: http://www.cbc.ca/ne...vigil-1.3146036
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#12267 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 11:39 PM

People are wonderful to animals. Other people? Not always...
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Posted 11 July 2015 - 12:02 AM

Not you too, Tiste Simeon! I mean you're right. And you've seen/heard horrors in your line of work recently and in general. World-weariness is to be expected. But to grow too cynical is to side with the devaluers of life.
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Posted 11 July 2015 - 07:13 AM

View PostSpoilsport Stonny, on 09 July 2015 - 04:26 PM, said:

Haven't been around for a while. Getting divorced and was laid off from my job. I miss you guys. THinking of this group made me smile. Then I thought about how much I fart and was also wondering if you all fart a lot too.


Gettin divorced wasn't the most fun I ever had. If you want to rant to someone who has no connection to your life, but can understand what you're going through, send me a pm :ermm:

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#12270 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 11 July 2015 - 07:42 AM

View Postworry, on 11 July 2015 - 12:02 AM, said:

Not you too, Tiste Simeon! I mean you're right. And you've seen/heard horrors in your line of work recently and in general. World-weariness is to be expected. But to grow too cynical is to side with the devaluers of life.

Hah. I was just venting a bit as I'd spent most of the day at a scene of a horrible rape (not the 9 year old). I also see tons of the best parts of humanity. It was late when I wrote that & it came over a lot darker then I intended. :ermm: Life is good!
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Posted 11 July 2015 - 08:29 AM

Flying Legends Airshow at Duxford today is making me happy.

Going there with my girlfriend for the second year in a row.
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#12272 User is offline   Keysi 

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Posted 11 July 2015 - 10:16 PM

Spotter!!! :ermm:

I've been to Duxford a few times with the work, nit my thing but time off for free ain't bad.
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#12273 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 03:04 PM

Great weekend in Newcastle for my nephews 2nd birthday!
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