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Ah, see, reality exploding would be right up my alley. Problem solved.
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#12014
Illuyankas 
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Posted 03 May 2015 - 02:37 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#12016
Gnaw
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Posted 03 May 2015 - 07:21 PM
Heh. I think it's a good idea. Puns are good. Snark is good. Wit is good. Sarcasm is good. The occasional "cram it" is good.
I hereby nominate Worry for the position of Administrator as reward for being Worry.
I hereby nominate Worry for the position of Administrator as reward for being Worry.
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#12017
worry
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Posted 03 May 2015 - 07:22 PM
I would immediately introduce Martial Law. Or is it Marshall? Anyway, my friend Marshall Law from college. He's into scifi/fantasy and is a real cut-up. You guys would love him.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#12018
EmperorMagus
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Posted 03 May 2015 - 11:08 PM
worry, on 03 May 2015 - 07:22 PM, said:
I would immediately introduce Martial Law. Or is it Marshall? Anyway, my friend Marshall Law from college. He's into scifi/fantasy and is a real cut-up. You guys would love him.
Painful.
Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
#12019
Loki
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Posted 03 May 2015 - 11:33 PM
Harley's blue hair.
Hear the fanboys/fangirls rage.
Hear the fanboys/fangirls rage.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#12020
Maark Abbott
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 04:13 AM
worry, on 03 May 2015 - 07:22 PM, said:
I would immediately introduce Martial Law. Or is it Marshall? Anyway, my friend Marshall Law from college. He's into scifi/fantasy and is a real cut-up. You guys would love him.
I protest and will stand around with a placard for no reason other than I want to stand around and protest with a placard.
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#12021
TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 09:57 AM
I've started the NHS's Couch to 5k thing, and did my first run yesterday. Could skip a week straight away which was a nice surprise. .gif)
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#12022
Tsundoku
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 11:51 AM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 04 May 2015 - 09:57 AM, said:
I've started the NHS's Couch to 5k thing, and did my first run yesterday. Could skip a week straight away which was a nice surprise.
Just googled it and found the NHS website. I take it that it's a fitness regimen intended to get couch potatoes to be able to run 5 kms? But is it only available as a podcast? A cursory inspection didn't show any pdfs with a nicely laid-out schedule or anything like that, except for the 12 week weight loss guide. Which I dare say you don't need.
http://www.nhs.uk/Li...ouch-to-5k.aspx
Huh, originally wrote that as "wight loss", so I don't know if I was thinking of the island, or the undead.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#12023
Maark Abbott
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 11:53 AM
If you lose them... Thaddeus gon' wipe you.
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#12024
TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 12:28 PM
Sombra, on 04 May 2015 - 11:51 AM, said:
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 04 May 2015 - 09:57 AM, said:
I've started the NHS's Couch to 5k thing, and did my first run yesterday. Could skip a week straight away which was a nice surprise.
Just googled it and found the NHS website. I take it that it's a fitness regimen intended to get couch potatoes to be able to run 5 kms? But is it only available as a podcast? A cursory inspection didn't show any pdfs with a nicely laid-out schedule or anything like that, except for the 12 week weight loss guide. Which I dare say you don't need.
http://www.nhs.uk/Li...ouch-to-5k.aspx
Huh, originally wrote that as "wight loss", so I don't know if I was thinking of the island, or the undead.
Wights should be lost at every opportunity as well!
Couch to 5k - the guide as to the intervals for each week is there. It's a fitness thing for me - and as I've never really done any running I thought it best to start with something with planned out increases and see how I go from there. That and we moved out into the countryside in October when we bought our house - it's a good way to get to see lots of it on a regular basis.
You're right though, judging on how problemless the first couple of weeks intervals were for me, I would guess it's aimed at people with excess weight to move as well as fitness to gain!
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#12025
Maark Abbott
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 01:37 PM
I've moved onto "Bakkake 3: Not In The Eyes" today, and ordered the two existing books of Aspect-Emperor to boot. Hopefully he'll have finished Inchoroi Time by the time I'm done with them (got six Eddings books to get through after Bakkake 3).
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#12026
Illuyankas
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 03:19 PM
worry, on 03 May 2015 - 07:22 PM, said:
I would immediately introduce Martial Law. Or is it Marshall? Anyway, my friend Marshall Law from college. He's into scifi/fantasy and is a real cut-up. You guys would love him.
If it's this Marshall Law, I have to wonder if that mask chafes.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#12027
Maark Abbott
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Posted 07 May 2015 - 04:41 PM
Briar King, on 06 May 2015 - 01:31 AM, said:
Beautiful sunset with Venus shining above!
Is she your fire?
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#12028
Andorion
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Posted 07 May 2015 - 05:11 PM
Briar King, on 06 May 2015 - 01:31 AM, said:
Beautiful sunset with Venus shining above!
I would give a lot for this clear sky view you get
#12029
Gorefest
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Posted 08 May 2015 - 09:15 AM
With all the rage-invoking shenanigans of UK politics, it does make me smile to realise that I live in a country where one can actually vote for one of the following: the Class Party, the Monster Raving Loony Party, and the Cannabis is Safer Than Alcohol Party.
Somehow this makes the world a more enjoyable place to be.
Somehow this makes the world a more enjoyable place to be.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
#12030
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 08 May 2015 - 10:13 AM
There was a pirate party candidate in East Manchester. Also I think there was some really random ones in South Thanet (Nigel Farage's constituency). Can't remember what they were though.
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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#12031
Loki
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Posted 09 May 2015 - 03:25 AM
My brother was feeling really down because it's his 25th bday and the first since our mum died.
He said he really missed the crappy birthday cakes she used to make.
DSC_5119.jpg (154.95K)
Number of downloads: 12
So I made him one.
He said he really missed the crappy birthday cakes she used to make.
DSC_5119.jpg (154.95K)
Number of downloads: 12
So I made him one.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#12032
McLovin
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Posted 09 May 2015 - 06:02 AM
The lime curd I just made is darn near perfect, if I do say so myself. Putting it in a tart for a dinner party tomorrow at Casa del McLovin.
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
#12033
worry
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Posted 09 May 2015 - 07:34 AM
Loki, on 09 May 2015 - 03:25 AM, said:
My brother was feeling really down because it's his 25th bday and the first since our mum died.
He said he really missed the crappy birthday cakes she used to make.
DSC_5119.jpg
So I made him one.
He said he really missed the crappy birthday cakes she used to make.
DSC_5119.jpgSo I made him one.
Thought you had a brother named Arsel for a second there, then I got it. Awesome!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
