Whats making you happy right now

#10454 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 10:37 PM

Hey congrats Beardface & I'm sure everything with the little'un will be fine! :-)

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10455 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 11:26 PM

Life is pretty peachy right now. I've been jobless for 7 working days, cutting down trees in the garden and chopping firewood (I have my first ever axe (and a file for sharpening it which I've been doing while I watch TV)!) and seeing friends. Tomorrow I'm making chutney and demolishing ugly fitted wardrobes and on Friday I'm going to Munich for a few days. It's all rather dull (apart from Munich) but I'm terribly contented - Mr PigDog has even accused me of being "nice".

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#10456 worry

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 11:37 PM

Thought you were gonna say "It's all rather dull (apart from the axe)"! Have fun chopping the hell out of stuff.

What's making me happy: Male Novelist Jokes.
http://the-toast.net...novelist-jokes/

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10457 Grief

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Posted 06 November 2013 - 12:13 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 05 November 2013 - 11:26 PM, said:

If you're there on Sunday and it's your thing, some of the major art museums let you in for a euro on Sunday iirc. Depends how nice a day it is too.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#10458 Captain Beardface

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 03:52 AM

Wife is out of the hospital and the little man is starting to eat on his own rather than via tube, he's still in the NICU but hopefully we'll get to bring him home early next week.

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

Boondock Saints

#10459 Studious Lock

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 05:17 AM

seeing more faces in chat again recently, especially some rare ones. back like the days i first joined, all those 2 years ago :unworthy:

Hi, I'm Tom, and I put the Man in Mandolin.

#10460 Mentalist

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:05 AM

Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych (twice convicted) was declared "missing" by Russian State TV. As per his own site, on Saturday he planned an urgent visit to Russia for Sunday.

The plane left Kyyiv, never arrived in Russia. Ukrainian president is "missing"

All Uki Internet comments about this can be roughly split into two categories

Category 1: "He's missing? Thank God! Good riddance!"
Category 2: (@ Category 1) "Shut the **** up! You'll jinx it, and he'll turn up!"

Reading such comments is making me happy.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#10461 Una

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:08 AM

New underwear, from Hong Kong! My mum just came back from a trip. Don't know why the underwear in Canada is so expensive yet crappy. It's all made in China anyways. Whenever family goes back to Hong Kong and they ask me if I want them to bring anything back, I tell them to go to the street market and pick up some cotton panties for me. I'm restocked for the next 2-3 years. Posted Image

Also, I cleaned my desk. Clean desk = uncluttered mind. It feels good.

Yeah, sometimes it doesn't take much to make me happy.

#10462 Elzhi

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:32 AM

Alcohol and chicken fried steak. Posted Image

Quote

"I believe in our side and theirs, with the good and evil decided after the fact, by those who survive. Among men you seldom find the good with one standard and the shadow with another."

#10463 Obdigore

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:11 AM

A Kiwi.

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#10464 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 08:11 AM

Bird, fruit, or New Zealander?

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#10465 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:03 PM

Una, on 11 November 2013 - 05:08 AM, said:

Also, I cleaned my desk. Clean desk = uncluttered mind. It feels good.

Yeah, sometimes it doesn't take much to make me happy.

~~Pics or it didn't happen!~~

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10466 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:05 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 02 November 2013 - 10:26 PM, said:

Nope, calling Gothos a savage. But hi!

Hi!

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#10467 Una

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:10 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 11 November 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

Una, on 11 November 2013 - 05:08 AM, said:

Also, I cleaned my desk. Clean desk = uncluttered mind. It feels good.

Yeah, sometimes it doesn't take much to make me happy.

~~Pics or it didn't happen!~~

Here ya go!

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#10468 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 06:52 AM

Ah. Thanks. Sorry for doubting you. :unworthy:

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10469 Obdigore

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:03 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 11 November 2013 - 08:11 AM, said:

Bird, fruit, or New Zealander?

Does two out of the three work?

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#10470 tiam

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:02 AM

Xmas shopping for the gf trying to get it done early. Has anyone used/know anything about those Tesco Hudl Tablets? I know bugger all about tablets but the reviews look good and im thinking of getting her one. Shed only have it for casual use nothing heavy and I think it doubles as an e reader.

#10471 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 12:55 AM

Grief, on 06 November 2013 - 12:13 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 05 November 2013 - 11:26 PM, said:

If you're there on Sunday and it's your thing, some of the major art museums let you in for a euro on Sunday iirc. Depends how nice a day it is too.

Good tip! They were. We had an awesome time although Sunday turned out to be really wet and after doing an exhibition we got bored of traipsing around in the rain so went to a beer hall and met some crazy Russians. I'm never drinking with Russians ever ever again. We went to Salzburg on Monday and lets just say that I wasn't feeling myself!

Edit: Hang on, is it me or does that read like I was sexually assaulted by Russians?! I had a terrible hangover!!

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 13 November 2013 - 12:56 AM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#10472 worry

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:11 AM

This is pretty goofy and I know a lot of you don't have FB profiles, but if you go here: http://what-would-i-say.com/ then it will auto-generate Facebook statuses based on previous statuses you've made, with occasionally hilarious results.

For instance:
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