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Whats making you happy right now

#10474 User is offline   Studlock 

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:17 AM

View Postworry, on 14 November 2013 - 06:11 AM, said:

This is pretty goofy and I know a lot of you don't have FB profiles, but if you go here: http://what-would-i-say.com/ then it will auto-generate Facebook statuses based on previous statuses you've made, with occasionally hilarious results.

For instance:
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This is an amazing thing. My favorites status created: "The iron fist of Saki" "lol you just gave up" "mines on the very best at killing their fellow survivors" "LOL yeah, just got a revolution, take over canada etc" and the bizarrely correct "Colonialism denial describes a factor in modern life"


It's been a rough couple of weeks, really needed this, thank you!

EDIT: this one pretty good in it's nonsense as well "everyone's a continuation of thought, accumulating in each moment" kind of poetic, even if it kind of means nothing. I love this thing

This post has been edited by Studlock: 15 November 2013 - 04:20 AM

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#10475 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 09:54 PM

Ukraine: 2- France: 0

This game made my weekend
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#10476 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:52 AM

I wonder if it's international news...the BatKid stuff has been absolutely amazing today.
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#10477 User is offline   Daeg 

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:58 AM

View Postworry, on 16 November 2013 - 12:52 AM, said:

I wonder if it's international news...the BatKid stuff has been absolutely amazing today.


The boy with leukemia? That's incredible.
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#10478 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:49 PM

View PostBriar King, on 17 November 2013 - 01:45 AM, said:

View PostDaeg, on 16 November 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

View Postworry, on 16 November 2013 - 12:52 AM, said:

I wonder if it's international news...the BatKid stuff has been absolutely amazing today.


The boy with leukemia? That's incredible.


Yep it was cool. I'm not a very emotional guy but sick/abused kids def pull on my heart strings.


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#10479 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 01:30 PM

View Postworry, on 14 November 2013 - 06:11 AM, said:

This is pretty goofy and I know a lot of you don't have FB profiles, but if you go here: http://what-would-i-say.com/ then it will auto-generate Facebook statuses based on previous statuses you've made, with occasionally hilarious results.

For instance:
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Erm,,,,,,, "Not sure I'm not getting to the mercy of statues to go play a floor piano duet with trepidation".

And this one is frighteningly predictable: "Hangovers are allegedly lovely they have to squint at tickets".

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 18 November 2013 - 01:32 PM

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#10480 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:19 PM

'Now we can beat a clown at a cat hole. '

I hope this one isn't predictable.
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#10481 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:10 AM

Oh man, saw Karnivool last night for the 4th time & they get better with each gig! Even got a picture with guitarist, Drew!
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#10482 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:51 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 November 2013 - 08:10 AM, said:

Oh man, saw Karnivool last night for the 4th time & they get better with each gig! Even got a picture with guitarist, Drew!

Seeing them for the fourth time in January myself. They're an awesome band to see live, and super friendly too.
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#10483 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 09:15 AM

View PostMTS, on 20 November 2013 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 November 2013 - 08:10 AM, said:

Oh man, saw Karnivool last night for the 4th time & they get better with each gig! Even got a picture with guitarist, Drew!

Seeing them for the fourth time in January myself. They're an awesome band to see live, and super friendly too.

They certainly are... Plus the beard on his face is just epic...

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#10484 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 12:42 PM

The internetz! I have the internetz back! :)
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#10485 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 08:24 PM

Oh man, you missed a lot. The Net (or as it's now called, The Vorpex) changed so much these past couple weeks that you might not recognize it. You'll have to schedule your appointment for the implantation of Subcutaneous Vorpex Flotoreceptrixes to reach the deepest content. Have fun diving the vorp-depths!
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#10486 User is online   Slow Ben 

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 02:38 AM

Finished my latest house flip today. Sold in 6 hours.



Boom Shaka Laka!!!!
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#10487 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 10:53 AM

Going on an all-expense paid 10-day trip to the Whitsundays tomorrow! :)
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#10488 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:08 PM

View PostMTS, on 23 November 2013 - 10:53 AM, said:

Going on an all-expense paid 10-day trip to the Whitsundays tomorrow! :)


Whoa, that's pretty sweet! Nice stuff! (Am jealous, but, enjoy! :D)
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#10489 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 06:06 PM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#10490 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:17 PM

New phone! Samsung Note 3. They gave me a Tab 3 too! :)
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#10491 User is offline   Corporal Nobbs 

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:37 PM

The last 3 days of the cricket has made me immensely happy.
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#10492 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:10 AM

Going to find out the gender of wee baby kaiju in seven hours!
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#10493 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:23 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 25 November 2013 - 09:10 AM, said:

Going to find out the gender of wee baby kaiju in seven hours!


It's twins!
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