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Come on people, yes there are substitutes for beer....but not at any time of the day. If I do ever have bacon it's only in the morning, but beer is about the only beverage of choice for early boozing without risking being completely out of it before you even go out doing anything.
To bring up an earlier post, there is no substitute to drinking a cold beer by the pool/on the beach/on the golf course/watching football/...pretty much anything actually.
Bacon FTL, end of poll.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 01:48 PM
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 03:09 PM
If bacon people start making propaganda...
One more reason to vote BEER!
One more reason to vote BEER!
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 11:18 AM
what was that???
oh yeah
BEER STILL WINS YOU PORK EATIN' PORK EATERS!
oh yeah
BEER STILL WINS YOU PORK EATIN' PORK EATERS!
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 02:58 PM
I was talking to a buddy on the weekend about a beer mug made of bacon.
He reckons we could do it. I'm going to experiment with little bacon bowls first to get the technique down then try for something bigger.
As for watertightness, you'd only need it to be temporary really since the cool thing to do would be to chug the beer and soon after consume the bacon.
What would you think about settling for a carmelized brown-sugar coating on the inside of the bacon mug. That way you'd achieve watertightness for as long as is required to consume the beer, then you'd have a wonderfully sweet and salty hollow bacon object to eat right afterwards.
Also, for practicality we'd have to use a beer glass rather than a mug. Having a handle that wouldn't break off would be near impossible.
He reckons we could do it. I'm going to experiment with little bacon bowls first to get the technique down then try for something bigger.
As for watertightness, you'd only need it to be temporary really since the cool thing to do would be to chug the beer and soon after consume the bacon.
What would you think about settling for a carmelized brown-sugar coating on the inside of the bacon mug. That way you'd achieve watertightness for as long as is required to consume the beer, then you'd have a wonderfully sweet and salty hollow bacon object to eat right afterwards.
Also, for practicality we'd have to use a beer glass rather than a mug. Having a handle that wouldn't break off would be near impossible.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 05:40 PM
Fist Gamet, on Aug 27 2008, 05:51 PM, said:
Bacon, it has to be Bacon! What's wrong with you people?! You can substitute any number of alcoholic beverages for Beer (and I am already thinking Vodka, cider, JD, Southern Comfort...) but there can be NO substitute for slow-grilled, just-a-touch-crispy-at-the-edge Bacon on a soft bap...Ketchup, sir? Mayhaps some HP? Cheese? Mayo......
Fist Gamet said:
JD, Southern Comfort...
Fist Gamet said:
JD, Southern Comfort...
Fist Gamet said:
JD, Southern Comfort...
Fist Gamet said:
JD, Southern Comfort...
Fist Gamet said:
JD, Southern Comfort...
See that? That is why you fail.
50% of your choice drinks are crap.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 06:39 PM
cerveza_fiesta, on Sep 29 2008, 10:58 AM, said:
I was talking to a buddy on the weekend about a beer mug made of bacon.
He reckons we could do it. I'm going to experiment with little bacon bowls first to get the technique down then try for something bigger.
As for watertightness, you'd only need it to be temporary really since the cool thing to do would be to chug the beer and soon after consume the bacon.
What would you think about settling for a carmelized brown-sugar coating on the inside of the bacon mug. That way you'd achieve watertightness for as long as is required to consume the beer, then you'd have a wonderfully sweet and salty hollow bacon object to eat right afterwards.
Also, for practicality we'd have to use a beer glass rather than a mug. Having a handle that wouldn't break off would be near impossible.
He reckons we could do it. I'm going to experiment with little bacon bowls first to get the technique down then try for something bigger.
As for watertightness, you'd only need it to be temporary really since the cool thing to do would be to chug the beer and soon after consume the bacon.
What would you think about settling for a carmelized brown-sugar coating on the inside of the bacon mug. That way you'd achieve watertightness for as long as is required to consume the beer, then you'd have a wonderfully sweet and salty hollow bacon object to eat right afterwards.
Also, for practicality we'd have to use a beer glass rather than a mug. Having a handle that wouldn't break off would be near impossible.
by the way I remember that it was Abyss' invention so he gets credit for the bacon beer mug. I'm just thinking how to practically make it work.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 10:57 AM
Bah...biltong even beats bacon
And i would have a beer before biltong anytime...and THATS something
And i would have a beer before biltong anytime...and THATS something
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:22 PM
If you make a successful beer mug I will hunt you down and give you money.
Or maybe not money... but don't dwell on that for now
Or maybe not money... but don't dwell on that for now
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:57 PM
I think I might legitimately have a go at this.
Anybody know if a normal beer glass will explode if heated in the oven?
Anybody know if a normal beer glass will explode if heated in the oven?
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:59 PM
Glass? As in, melted sand?
Unlikely to explode, but make sure it is glass, and has no bubbles of air in it. And don't touch it for bloody ages afterwards either
Unlikely to explode, but make sure it is glass, and has no bubbles of air in it. And don't touch it for bloody ages afterwards either
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:02 PM
more or less what I meant...
just any kind of glass failure would be a disappointing and premature end to the awesomest project ever.
just any kind of glass failure would be a disappointing and premature end to the awesomest project ever.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:04 PM
End? END??
The phrase I would go for is "temporary setback"
The phrase I would go for is "temporary setback"
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:50 PM
lol...true. I wouldn't let a broken glass stop me...but I'd be sad to wast the shard-of-glass-infested bacon bits that would be the result of such failure.
maybe a porcelain glass of some sort would be a more appropriate choice...
maybe a porcelain glass of some sort would be a more appropriate choice...
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 04:11 AM
mocker, on Sep 30 2008, 11:15 PM, said:
i vote beer
i thought this would be a massacre but its surprisinly close, which is making me think maybe i voted wrong... mmm baacon...
i thought this would be a massacre but its surprisinly close, which is making me think maybe i voted wrong... mmm baacon...
Normally that would be true, but the rules are a little different hereabouts. Oh and there seems to be a hell of a lot of bacon lovers that haunt the place.
Vote beer! Its for the good of the planet
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 01:22 AM
Where does one go after a pair of beauts like those. Still, they're somebody's daughters...
Are you for beer or against? Or are you against prolife? I'm not sure what your angle is, please explain Dkt.
Are you for beer or against? Or are you against prolife? I'm not sure what your angle is, please explain Dkt.
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 09:41 AM
I would like to point out that even this foum votes beer, as you can go 
but not :bacon:
but not :bacon:
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 07:11 PM
we NEED a bacon smiley!!!
forum eqity MUSt be restored!
Also, Kingston is sold out of my favourite beer. Bacon is readily available in the grocery store. As is vodka in the liquor store right next to it.
for the availability value, Bacon wins
whomever made the poll should have made it "Alcohol vs Bacon". that'd have been a landslide.
Edit: also, dkt, if I ever encountered two such idividuals as in that foto, I'd stronlgy question what kind of parties I go to..
then take 3-5 shots and get as far away from them as possible.
Drinking beer to get rid of that image would take waay too long. like 30 mins or so
shots would take 5.
forum eqity MUSt be restored!
Also, Kingston is sold out of my favourite beer. Bacon is readily available in the grocery store. As is vodka in the liquor store right next to it.
for the availability value, Bacon wins
whomever made the poll should have made it "Alcohol vs Bacon". that'd have been a landslide.
Edit: also, dkt, if I ever encountered two such idividuals as in that foto, I'd stronlgy question what kind of parties I go to..
then take 3-5 shots and get as far away from them as possible.
Drinking beer to get rid of that image would take waay too long. like 30 mins or so
shots would take 5.
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
