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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:34 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:39 PM
Indeed. Very, very strong opponents like Hulk have been shown to be able to lift Thors Hammer.
I haven't read the Deadpool as Thor comic but I'm guessing it was some spell that made Deadpool abe to lift it. He certainly doesn't have the strength.
I haven't read the Deadpool as Thor comic but I'm guessing it was some spell that made Deadpool abe to lift it. He certainly doesn't have the strength.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:41 PM
Pretty sure it was Loki. Still funny for Deadpool flying to Neverland and saying, "Get thee a LIFE!" to Michael Jackson.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:49 PM
Deadpool Thor. For some reason I couldn't find the part where he says "get thee a life"... I know I have it somewhere.
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Spiderman Thor.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:51 PM
Off the list i'll go with either Thor or Sliver Surfer. But I don't know enough about all the comic back-stories to know who's fought who, and where and when. But Thor is a GOD, and Silver Surfer can manipulate matter or whatever the hell he does. And it hasn't been said where this fight would happen. On Earth, with the yellow sun, Supes is pretty tough to beat, but what's to stop SS or Thor taking the fight elsewhere. On Krypton wouldn't Superman get crushed?
And from one of the Batman graphic novels, it basically says that one of the Green Lanterns has become ridiculously powerful (Hal Jordan I think?), and he was needed to save Superman's pansy ass (along with everyone else on Earth).
And from one of the Batman graphic novels, it basically says that one of the Green Lanterns has become ridiculously powerful (Hal Jordan I think?), and he was needed to save Superman's pansy ass (along with everyone else on Earth).
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 03:07 PM
I wonder where Martian Manhunter is. My DC Encyclopedia clearly states that he's more powerful then Superman
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 03:11 PM
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Also Superman can set someone on fire and MM's rendered useless. Apt, that was in DC 1,000,000, which MIGHT be, I can't remember.
And the Hal Jordan thing? That was Parallax, I think. It was awesome until it was retconned into idiocy, but at least we got the Sinestro Corps War out of it. Now there was a list of people who could wipe the floor with most of these guys.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:08 PM
But after the Fernus thing MM isn't vulnerable to fire anymore.
And now Hal is even more powerful after his soul bunded with the Spectre
And now Hal is even more powerful after his soul bunded with the Spectre
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:18 PM
Retconned, Hal's now just a Lantern.
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 08:41 PM
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 08:50 PM
I see your stupid Superman pictures and raise you.....
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 09:00 PM
Well, he was the only good thing in the second Fantastic Four movie. On the other hand, he had his board stolen by the manwhore surgeon from Nip/Tuck, so easy come, easy go.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:03 PM
I would just like to direct everones attention to the poll results...Notice that there is 1 vote for Spider-Man......Now everyone point and laugh at Lokiman for voting SPIDERMAN!!!!
*Points HAHA LOKIMAN VOTED FOR SPIDER_MAN!!!!!
~That is all
*Points HAHA LOKIMAN VOTED FOR SPIDER_MAN!!!!!
~That is all
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:04 PM
Well, Alba's physical appearance was nice - especially the Human Torch-powers and then naked scene - even if she did look ridiculous with blonde hair. Her acting, however, was pretty much one of the major problems in the film.
And this is one of those 'member of a fantasy book fan forum complaining about nerds' moments, isn't it?
EDIT: Actually forgot to vote until now. Although I think Supes would win, I'm voting for Thor because he is considerably more metal.
And this is one of those 'member of a fantasy book fan forum complaining about nerds' moments, isn't it?
EDIT: Actually forgot to vote until now. Although I think Supes would win, I'm voting for Thor because he is considerably more metal.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:06 PM
Didn't Spidet get all amped up and turned into Cosmic Spiderman or some crap, with a bunch of extra powers? Think he would be more competetive that way?
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:15 PM
I'm not complaining you cock, I just think we've out done ourselves this time.
The 'fantasy forum members talking about how hard they are in a fight' threads are my favorites.
The 'fantasy forum members talking about how hard they are in a fight' threads are my favorites.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:17 PM
I could beat Cougar in Arm wrestling!!!!!
~Moving on, nothing to see here, by the way Lokiman voted for SPIDER-Man
~Moving on, nothing to see here, by the way Lokiman voted for SPIDER-Man
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
