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The police arrive and interrogate the manager in front of your table....
Police- Sir, we have recieved reports that a Hulio Rubberbottome, was last seen in this resturant, here is a picture, have you seen him recently.
Manager - No sir
Police - Ok well, if you do, here is my card, give me a call if he shows up.
Manager - Sure
Waiter brings food to table - Here you go sir, Your Filet Mignot. Cooked medium Rare, would you like some sauce with that?
Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)
#162
Tapper 
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 06:41 PM
"Table 4 wants the japanese mushroom-soup, chef!"
"so make it, dammit!"
"We ran out of shii-take, chef!"
"use the mushrooms growing on the walls of the cooling cell like we always do, you idiot."
"so make it, dammit!"
"We ran out of shii-take, chef!"
"use the mushrooms growing on the walls of the cooling cell like we always do, you idiot."
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#164
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 12:35 PM
YES!!!
in your face bitches!
er, a topic.
"Bad opening lines to a party political broadcast"
in your face bitches!
er, a topic.
"Bad opening lines to a party political broadcast"
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#165
Sinisdar Toste
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 02:34 PM
"have you ever felt like you have too much choice?"
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant
- Oscar Levant
#167
Bent
- Keep Rolling...
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 03:18 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for the President of the United States of America......
Barack Husein Obama!!!!!!
"Thank You, Thank You....First off, I wanna give a shout-out to my hommies."
~Yup, I went there!
Barack Husein Obama!!!!!!
"Thank You, Thank You....First off, I wanna give a shout-out to my hommies."
~Yup, I went there!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#168
Illuyankas
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:18 PM
SIEG HEIL
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#170
Illuyankas
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 05:25 PM
What not to say when meeting the girlfriend's parents. (I don't think this one has been done)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#171
caladanbrood
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 05:36 PM
'sup, bitches?
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#172
Bent
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 05:44 PM
I can see where Cindy got her outragously large ass, right Mr. C?
Or
So, Do you guys Smoke, you know, pot?
Or
Hey guys, its a pleasure to meet you and I promise I will have Cindy home by 9:00PM at the very latest. Now do you know where I can score some Rufinal?
Or
Hi, I'm Bent and I wrship the devil. Yeah, its kinda different but tonight is the virgin sacrifice, and well, I needed to make sure I am not the one getting stabbed.
~Oh there are so many!!!!!!
Last one,
Hey, Mrs. C, what say you and I and Cindy run upstairs and get crazy, Mr. C you can bring the camera!
Or
So, Do you guys Smoke, you know, pot?
Or
Hey guys, its a pleasure to meet you and I promise I will have Cindy home by 9:00PM at the very latest. Now do you know where I can score some Rufinal?
Or
Hi, I'm Bent and I wrship the devil. Yeah, its kinda different but tonight is the virgin sacrifice, and well, I needed to make sure I am not the one getting stabbed.
~Oh there are so many!!!!!!
Last one,
Hey, Mrs. C, what say you and I and Cindy run upstairs and get crazy, Mr. C you can bring the camera!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#175
Coco with marshmallows
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 06:27 PM
to mum - hey, you look just like that old tart in this porn i have
to dad - hey, can your wife hold her breath for as long as your daughter?
to both - so...... you guys swing, right?
to dad - hey, can your wife hold her breath for as long as your daughter?
to both - so...... you guys swing, right?
meh. Link was dead :(
#176
Bent
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 06:59 PM
Illuyankas;345581 said:
What not to say when meeting the girlfriend's parents. (I don't think this one has been done)
HI, I have AIDS!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#177
HoosierDaddy
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 07:04 PM
Nice house you've got here. Got a basement that's unused right now?
Man, your daughter is a freak!
So, Cindy says you guys are well off. Just how well off are you?
Just so you know, I wasn't the one who knocked her up.
Man, your daughter is a freak!
So, Cindy says you guys are well off. Just how well off are you?
Just so you know, I wasn't the one who knocked her up.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#178
Tapper
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 05:42 AM
"Boyfriend? Haha, seems we have a misunderstanding! I picked her up at the docksides, you know, where all the crackwhores gather. She does one insane ATM, you know, and we just came here ' cause she wanted to wash her mouth. Do you have anything to eat, by the way?"
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#179
Illuyankas
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 12:22 PM
Going to give this one to Bubba.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#180
bubba
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- Kill all the golfers...
Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:14 PM
Woops...sorry I stalled the thread. I will try to make up for now.....Hmmmmm
"Side effects you never want to see written on the medication you just took."
"Side effects you never want to see written on the medication you just took."
