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im gonna give this one to tapper i think
Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)
#142
Tapper 
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 02:17 PM
Hmmm, never counted on that, but thanks 
Things you especially don't want to hear on your voicemail/ answering machine.
Things you especially don't want to hear on your voicemail/ answering machine.
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#144
Bhurnae
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 03:25 PM
I'm Hot I'm ready and if you get over here in the next 2 minutes.....I'm finally yours
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
#145
Illuyankas
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 04:18 PM
"Three guesses who just lost their family in a freak walrus accident?"
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#146
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 08:28 PM
So hi, its me michelle, we met last month at the club. Well, I dont know how to tell you this, but, er, I'm late. Its ok though, teachers say I can get considerations on my gcse's.........
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#147
Blend
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:09 PM
You remember that special night we spent together not too long ago? Well, since then, I've been all itchy down in my nether regions... Do you think I'm allergic to you?
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
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I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
#148
Tapper
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:10 PM
wowee. Edited post since I forgot there might be people other side of the big pond who wish to compete. Sorry!
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#149
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:12 PM
screw em, their forfathers shouldnt have emigrated!
I want moar categories, I am determined to win one of these yet!
I want moar categories, I am determined to win one of these yet!
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#150
Bent
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:00 PM
This is Bent, leave a message.....Beep
"Bent, hey man its Bubba, Look I have been thinking, we have gotten pretty close over the last few months and well, I know you are married but I just can't stop thinking about you. I masturbate to your picture, ou knoow the one where you are wearing sponge-bob undies. Anyway, I really look forward to the Meet-up. well, call me.
I love you, bye."
*Beep
"Hey, did you call me? I stepped out for bit, okay well, call me."
*Beep
"Hey man, Bubba, where you at. I have been waiting for like an hour and nothing, hope you are okay"
*Beep
"What the fuck dude, are you avoiding me!!!!? You better call me the fuck back!!!!!"
*Beep
"Listen man, Sorry about that last call, but I am sooo worried about you, call me!!!!"
*Beep
"Your dead, I swear to God, I am going to kill you if you don't call me back!!!!"
*Beep
"Fuck!"
hee hee
"Bent, hey man its Bubba, Look I have been thinking, we have gotten pretty close over the last few months and well, I know you are married but I just can't stop thinking about you. I masturbate to your picture, ou knoow the one where you are wearing sponge-bob undies. Anyway, I really look forward to the Meet-up. well, call me.
I love you, bye."
*Beep
"Hey, did you call me? I stepped out for bit, okay well, call me."
*Beep
"Hey man, Bubba, where you at. I have been waiting for like an hour and nothing, hope you are okay"
*Beep
"What the fuck dude, are you avoiding me!!!!? You better call me the fuck back!!!!!"
*Beep
"Listen man, Sorry about that last call, but I am sooo worried about you, call me!!!!"
*Beep
"Your dead, I swear to God, I am going to kill you if you don't call me back!!!!"
*Beep
"Fuck!"
hee hee
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#153
Durhang
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 02:06 AM
"beep, you have 1 new message"
Hey it's your mate Charlie, you know how I told everyone I quit my job, started working at a chocolate factory, and gave you all those free samples.... Well it's not so much a chocolate factory as a bran factory.....! Er.. yeah, well I have to go, oh, and FYI, I know you're a school teacher and it's parent's night AND your annual performance review with the School Board, but don't, I repeat don't pass out all those free samples to everyone like you planned. I know I should have given you this message BEFORE you left, but yeah, good luck with tonight.
"beep, end of messages"
Hey it's your mate Charlie, you know how I told everyone I quit my job, started working at a chocolate factory, and gave you all those free samples.... Well it's not so much a chocolate factory as a bran factory.....! Er.. yeah, well I have to go, oh, and FYI, I know you're a school teacher and it's parent's night AND your annual performance review with the School Board, but don't, I repeat don't pass out all those free samples to everyone like you planned. I know I should have given you this message BEFORE you left, but yeah, good luck with tonight.
"beep, end of messages"
#156
Morgoth
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:04 PM
"The dessert is escaping! Kill it before it breeds!"
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#157
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:08 PM
5....4....3...2..PHEW!!! i nearly had to resort to the ten second rule!
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#158
Coco with marshmallows
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:06 PM
that soups the wrong colour, quick, someone spit in it.
meh. Link was dead :(
#159
Illuyankas
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 03:03 PM
Bubba;344848 said:
What you dont want to hear from the kitchen in a resturant just before your food comes out.
"Mom, Dad, I'm gay. I'm a piece of pork from a gay pig."
"Oh!" *faints*
"You're no chop of mine!"
"I knew you'd do this! Both of you are intolerant! I'm running off with my boyfriend - he's a rump steak, and he at least loves me!"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
"FINE! TARQUIN, I'M LEAVING!"
"You did the right thing, Nigel. Come on, let's leave these bigots."
"Alright, Tarquin. GOODBYE FOREVER!"
"NIGEL NOOOOOOOO! My sweet cutlet, where did we go wrong? Where? AAAAAAAAAAHHUHUHUHUHUHUH!" *sobbing continues*
*step*
*step*
*step*
"Your mixed grill, sir."
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#160
Obdigore
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 03:26 PM
Bubba;344848 said:
What you dont want to hear from the kitchen in a resturant just before your food comes out.
Here, let me lick it.... yup, tastes fine, send it out.
Here is your steak sir.
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