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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#181 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:25 PM

Bubba;346472 said:

Woops...sorry I stalled the thread. I will try to make up for now.....Hmmmmm

"Side effects you never want to see written on the medication you just took."


May cause your dick to fall off.

May experience sudden death

May cause blindness

May cause you to turn British!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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#182 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:33 PM

May cause sudden and terminal appreciation of Avril Lavigne records.

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Just the tip of the iceburg, my Yankee pigdog friend.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:33 PM

may cause random occurrences of reality tv
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:34 PM

May cause erectile dysfunction when taken when alcohol.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:48 PM

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:48 PM

Bubba for the Win
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:04 AM

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Let's not derail this thread any further, shall we?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:08 AM

Can cause sudden timeline inconsistancies. Reported incidents include albinos wandering for ten years, and fiddles of impossible ages and unconvincing backstories.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:36 AM

Brood for the win......Illy you go to far!!!!!!!!!!!!....that was just disgusting:rolleyes:

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:43 AM

See, this is why MAD is such a bad idea.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:12 AM

I won? Weeeee!

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O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 06:21 AM

Here we go... again

Edit: Learn to read, Tapper. Thought you meant taglines for the Malazan Movie topic here in the Inn.

Stealin' bones and breakin' stones - The Bonehunters

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (straight from Fight Club)

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 06:26 AM

Who you gonna call? BRIGEBURNERS
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 07:13 AM

just when you thought it was safe to go back into the warrens.....

pathetic malazans. who can save you now?......

In Black Coral the wind doesn't blow. It sucks......
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 07:15 AM

The timeline is pointless...
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 09:36 AM

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:11 PM

caladanbrood;346548 said:

I won? Weeeee!

Best Malazan-themed Film Tagline (adjust ones that already exist).


From GotM

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:24 PM

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American tourist, clearly. :D
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 03:26 PM

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American tourist, clearly. :D



Easy now....I'm from New England.....We have rotaries(or round abouts as you call them) here.......It is funny watching people from other places in the country drive into them for the first time...:D

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:49 PM

BECAUSE THEY'RE EVIL- and I never yield. EVER.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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