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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#121 User is offline   Giles 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:18 PM

coathanger
"Hollow. My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. You killed my mother. Bankai."
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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:23 PM

chemical abortion kit

flight of stairs

boxing glove and a t-shirt with a target on the belly
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#123 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:24 PM

Keg.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#124 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:27 PM

A stripper in a "Belly" shaped cake

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#125 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:36 PM

An apology?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#126 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:38 PM

A negative blood test, and a farewell card

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#127 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:43 PM

Bubba for the Win.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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#128 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:49 PM

What not to say to airport security

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:19 PM

my gf's got a bag of hash up her ass, LOL!!!!

do I have to go through that metal detector thingy?

yeah I packed my bags, but I did give them to that swarthy fellow outside minutes.


That osama splet o-s-a-m-a
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Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:26 PM

Dirka Dirka
Mohammed
Jihad


Woohoo, is this where i get the cavity search
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#131 User is offline   Giles 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:45 PM

YES! (after you walk through metal detctor without it beeping)
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#132 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:49 PM

Baudin FTW

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:55 PM

i cant think of anything original so...
things you wouldnt expect to hear on a nature documentary series
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#134 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 11:20 PM

"Will you look at the size of that cock!"






































































































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#135 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 01:09 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 03:54 AM

*fap fap fap*

Or perhaps:
"CRIKEY! Ain't he a beauty! WHOO! You're alright, mate, you're alright. Feisty bugger!"
Spoiler

<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#137 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:11 AM

Th Siberian white tiger we see here is a very rare sight: illegal hunting is responsible for the sharp decline in it's population in the past decade. I'd condemn this if shooting it wasn't such great fun, you should give it a try, too!
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#138 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:25 AM

now, if we very carefully position our camera, we can clearly see its penis
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:43 AM

Tiger penis? Where?
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#140 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:45 AM

Sheep mating........first ....pick a pretty one........

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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