Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#1 Macros

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:29 PM

This might work, probably turn into a mess rather rapidly though.

We all know the show whos line is it anyway, if you don't, go home, you are not welcome. This will be based on the game "Scenes from a hat"
I'll post a situation like (this ones stolen from the show for example purpsoes):
"First drafts of famous move lines"

the respones were
"Frankly scarlet, I don't give a lamb"
"Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothing bout birthing no teletubies"
"Go ahead, make a cake"
"I'll be back.........inna coupla minutes, I have some things I needa do, but then I'll come back"
"Follow the yellow brick toad, follow the yellow brick toad" (accompanied with a head movement to suggest a hoping toad)
"FredZilla! FredZilla!"
"Luke I'm your second uncle twice removed"

so my take on this is simple, I'll throw out a scene, we get answers, after a few classsics, some time or its clear the horse is dead, I'll decide the wining line, they post the next one.
or something

ok, the scene
Things only a plumber can say to a woman without getting slapped

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#2 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:32 PM

Basically, you're full of shit.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3 caladanbrood

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:32 PM

"Gimme a screw, cheers love."

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#4 wolf_2099

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:37 PM

Take a shit on it, see how it works.

"HAIL THE MARINES!"

#5 Tremolo

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:40 PM

Have you seen my tool?

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#6 Binder of Demons

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:55 PM

"Could i just get you to hold on to this knob here......"

"would you like me to use the plunger?"

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#7 Macros

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:02 PM

Binder of demons has the win.
The others all made me literally laugh out loud, but for a plumber and not getting slapped BoD wins.
Your scene please Binder

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#8 Binder of Demons

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:25 PM

I'll leave it up to you again Macros. It's the middle of the night here and my brain is fried. I'm off to bed. So rather than leave this thread idle......

I expect to see much innuendo when check back in later.

#9 Macros

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:27 PM

ok, the next scene
Things you don't expect the commentar at wimbledon to say

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#10 caladanbrood

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:29 PM

"And Henman wins!!"

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:36 PM

In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.

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#12 Tremolo

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:44 PM

"I can't believe it's raining again..."

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#13 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:49 PM

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:58 PM

"Ooooh, that's a nice up-skirt angle right there."

or

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