[Illuyankas]

Hey, it was horrible.

[Optimus Prime]

Very True Illy.

Mr. Brooks was baaaaad, even for a Costner movie. And when is Hollywood going to learn that DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY.

[Zanth13]

Xander;306478 said:

Very True Illy.

Mr. Brooks was baaaaad, even for a Costner movie. And when is Hollywood going to learn that DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY.

Wow... I actually loved the Mr. Brooks movie...that it was awesome... liked it as much as I like the Dexter series...

Next (Nic cage) that movie was not as good as I had hoped...

[Optimus Prime]

I'll go ahead and add almost every Nicolas Cage movie to this list....I hate him.


Which brings me back to another terrible flick, GHOST RIDER *pukes*

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Darkwatch;306259 said:

Do you mean "Waking Life"?

That's the sod! *rep*

What a pile of utter toss that was.


I have to also agree with the Signs nomination.

"Hmm, we're mortally allergic to water, so let's go invade that planet over there that's over 70% water! Yeah, that makes sense!"

Clever enough to master interstellar travel, not clever enough to spot that one. Way to go, guys.


And anything with Richard fucking Gere is intrinsically terrible.

Worst ending to a film has got to be the Gere/Willis Day of the Jackal version.
Brilliant film, until

Spoiler

Gere gets introduced with a horrendous irish accent, and Willis has remotely lined up a minigun at the First Lady's head.

Now, he knows the police are onto him and are going to catch him any second. He knows each bullet blows a hole about the size of a head. He knows the gun fires about 1000 bullets a second.

And yet, he chooses to spend about 3 pointless minutes trying to line up the crosshairs just so directly in the middle of her forehead, despite the fact he's only ever about 5 milimetres off.

And he's supposed to be the most successful hitman ever, who is a genius and wouldnt do stupid things like that.

Stupid, stupid, STUPID.

[Macros]

Xander;305577 said:

a)Popular in the mainstream?
"Critically Acclaimed"?
c)At least well known to the general public?

A film that ticks all the boxes yet left me questioning my desire to continue living (that my friends and the rest of the cinema was blubbing and jabbering about how epically awesome it was made me question if the human race was in fact intellegent enough to survive) Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the winner (read loser):
Titanic

This movie was bad on so many levels, the only enjoyable moment (not even the end was enjoyable because I had infact turned into a carrot and so missed the ending) I "I'll never let go jack" ~rips jacks hand off the piano~ "bye!"

also in the terrible category:
"Comedy"
Date movie, Meet the Spartans (i quit after 30 mins), Zoolander
"Fantasy/ historially sort of epics"
Eragon, The Last Legion
"Action"
Judge Dredd, Collateral Damage
"Classic"
Gone with the wind, Pride and Prejudice (any version)

ETA - whoever knocked anchorman, go back and watch it 2 more times. then bask in the war glowing feeling
"I heard somewhere their periods attract bears, THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRATION!!"

[drinksinbars]

have to say i think the worst movie i ever seenw as mystic river. It isnt technically the worst, but it is just the ending is soo bad the entire movie is destroyed as a result.

[stone monkey]

I have the misfortune (and bad judgement) to have found myself in the position of paying actual pounds sterling to see both Batman and Robin (so bad it's horrible) and Speed 2: Cruise Control on the big screen. I may never forgive myself.

[Morgoth]

stone monkey;306630 said:

I have the misfortune (and bad judgement) to have found myself in the position of paying actual pounds sterling to see both Batman and Robin (so bad it's horrible) and Speed 2: Cruise Control on the big screen. I may never forgive myself.

that's good, cause we most definitly do not forgive you

[Macros]

fear not, forgiveness is just a short step away

[cerveza_fiesta]

The girlfriend and her sister had a movie afternoon yesterday. Among those watched were coincidentally my submissions for this thread

-Sisterhood of the travelling pants
-Sisterhood of the traveling pants II
-Blue Crush (A terrible flic, but exacerbated by the presence of Michelle Rodriguez in the cast)
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[Darkwatch]

I disagree with Macros on the "Zoolander" nomination. Zoolander was brilliant.

My nominations:

Sci-Fi:
-War of the Worlds Remake with Tom Cruise. Even the kickass tripods could not save this film.
-Alien 3

Comedy:
-Any romantic comedy in which the romance is the main plot point.
-Any movies made by the "Scary Movie" people after "Scary Movie I".

Horror:
-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original), this movie was so bloody boring the only thing that kept the three of us awake while watching it was that stupid girl screeming non-stop. I do not understand how this was considered horror or even good.

Drama / Classics:
-That weird old movie during the war set on some pacific island, similar underpinings to "The Sound of Music" except I don't think it was musical.

Random:
-"Saved", the original plot had such potential... Too bad it got bogged down. Though Mandy Moore pulled of a convincing bitch.

[cerveza_fiesta]

Darkwatch;306657 said:

Sci-Fi:
-War of the Worlds Remake with Tom Cruise. Even the kickass tripods could not save this film.

Agree very much with War of the Worlds. Jesus christ that was bad. Too much 12yr old screaming, not enough WARRING OF THE FUCKING WORLDS. Pedobear might have been excited but I was in deep REM sleep.

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Drama / Classics:
-That weird old movie during the war set on some pacific island, similar underpinings to "The Sound of Music" except I don't think it was musical.

LOL...I did that play in highschool. It's called South Pacific. It was a musical and my only lead role ever. I can't hate it for the nostalgia, but agree that it's a totally dumb movie.

[cerveza_fiesta]

Newsflash

The worst movie ever premiers in UK this weekend

Sex and the City. The movie.

Gods help all boyfriends that will have to watch this load of shit with their girlfriends.

[Macros]

And people laugh when I say "thank god I'm single"

[Obdigore]

Lets see. I have never been able to watch all of the following movies:

Titanic
King Arthur (the newest one)
Any DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS movie, although I love the tabletop game. One had the Wayans brothers in it!
Battlfield: Earth

Oh, and most chick flicks, but I'm not the target audience so I don't know if they count. I only put Titanic up there because it won a crapload of awards and was just so fucking *gag*.

[Abyss]

I want to say KING KONG, but the T-rex scene narrowly made those three lost hours of my life not a complete waste. So i nominate...


MERCURY RISING.
Here is Bruce Willis. Here is a screaming autistic kid. Here is Abyss clawing his own eyes out and stuffing popcorn into his ears to make it stop.

Of the many movies mentioned above, at least i could semi-suffer thru most of them. This.... this was just... evil... in a bad way.

- Abyss, still getting the butter-like-product out of his brainz...

[drinksinbars]

i manage to avoid all girlfriend movies by using the time honoured get out clause of " every movie you have ever chosen for us to watch sucked balls. Plus you dont see enough of your friends, go with them."

I is charming

[Obdigore]

Speaking of bruce willis, I caught part of 'Hudson Hawk' on TV over the weekend (I watched during commercials on 'Eureka' (Which is a great show)).

It was almost so bad it was good.

[Coco with marshmallows]

HERETIC!

Hudson Hawk IS so bad its good, there's no 'almost' about it.