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Worst Movie you've ever Seen?

#181 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 09:48 AM

MOst monster movies are. Except Cloverfield, which was a lot of fun.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 09:57 AM

Does anyone remember a stephen king film called Sleepwalkers? God that was shite. Some bad films have at least one redeeming feature, but not that one.

I think I walked out of John Carpenters Vampires it was so bad. And it had James woods in it.

Actually, most monster movies are crap... Alien 3 seemed like it was written by someone who hadn't bothered to watch the previous two films.

Oh, and Spiderman 3 was, well, BAD.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 10:00 AM

Traveller! I'm of a mind to SMITE thee! John Carpenter's Vampires is a 'great' film! I'd dish out some neg rep if I cared enough ... That film has the fat Baldwin in it! Jeesss!

If you want to see a really bad vampire film, watch one of the Dusk Till Dawn prequalls. They suck.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 10:08 AM

Hold your smite! i did only see it once, when it came out... I had some high expectations as it was before john carpenter started putting his name on some bad films, and it was a big disappointment. Even James Woods and a fat Baldwin don't save it... it was awful!
Agree about the DtD films though!

P.s Thanks for rep! Maybe I should re-watch it... you have made me doubt my first impression...

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 10:27 AM

Battalion;366701 said:

If you want to see a really bad vampire film, watch one of the Dusk Till Dawn prequells. They suck.

Surely even good vampire films 'suck'by definition?

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 10:35 AM

Ok, I'll clarify. Those films suck ARSE. (Now don't start tell me about some porno you've see called The Wife of Suckular, please.)

Traveller, I feel bad now. You're going to watch that film again, and you'll hate it even more than you did the first time. I just like those cheesy films. Any one seen John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars? You'll know what I mean.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 10:53 AM

Is that the one with Ice Cube and the chrome guns?! John Carpenter is now high king of the cheese.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 12:24 PM

Let me start this list by the obvious - An Inconvenient Truth. Al used all the money from inventing the internets to buy the Oscar.

Anything by Michael Moore.

Anything with Will Farrell or Adam Sandler in it... Or Tom Cruise... or Ben Affliction.

And how did everyone miss Wild Things? MFF in the motel room and Denise's endowments notwithstanding, this one had me wanting to acid wash my brain.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 12:27 PM

Watched Eragon the other night and didn't even let it finish. I was hungover and figured hey...how bad can a dragon flick be?

apparently pretty frickin bad

Also National Treasure II....holy fucking fuck that was terrible.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 01:03 PM

Ghost Rider. Worst film ever.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 01:14 PM

Worse than Catwoman? (I'm basing this on the promo poster... it looks SO bad.)

(And anything else with Nic Cage... or Owen Wilson, for that matter. Both should win an award for the most gormless, dopey facial expressions on film.)

The Matrix Reloaded was a big steaming pile, too.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 04:41 PM

no not worse than catwomen. Only the core holds this title. Dear lord the Core. 'unobtanium' holy batman what a clever name.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 05:58 PM

Traveller;366718 said:

Is that the one with Ice Cube and the chrome guns?! John Carpenter is now high king of the cheese.

That film is AWESOME. I watched it at like 3 in the morning before.

Those guns are blindingly bright

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 10:28 PM

I love Affleck and his cute smile, I want to take a sledgehammer to him and it. Also destroyed many a potential good movie, but I'm sure sometimes it might have been the directors / writers / the tea caddy dudes' fault some of those times.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:00 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;366694 said:

MOst monster movies are. Except Cloverfield, which was a lot of fun.

It was brought up later, but as soon as you said this From Dust Til Dawn popped up in my head and that movie is fantastic.

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:07 AM

cmon guys..........jaani dushman(hindi) is the worst of all times
read my previous post on the previious page

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