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If you could live in the Malazan world...

#21 D'rek

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 01:43 AM

Gem Windcaster;298206 said:

I'd find a place where I can hide - at least until I gain some really powerful friends like Quick and Fid so I won't die right away when I stick my nose out.

But the problem with Wu is that there's nowhere to hide, not really, because everything happening out there is gonna affect you sooner or later, hiding or not, so you might aswell get out there and fight. It's better to die saving people than die from a apocalypse when hiding.

How about in a box that disguises itself as a rock in the middle of the Jhag Odhan?

As for me, I'd like to enter into the Malaziworld in Iskaral Pust's basement while the Chain of Dogs is going on. Winning the Path of Hands and being the god of the soletaken sounds nifty.

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#22 Urb

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:06 AM

I'd like to be a Seguleh.

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

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#23 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:52 AM

I'd love to be an apprentice to Kimloc Spiritwalker, in Karakarang (or Ehrlitan, whatever), or to Fiddler. Wih Kimloc you can hang out with one of the few nice guys in Malazworld, and with Fiddler, well.... nuff said.

#24 L'oric

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:14 AM

1. In Malaz City under the tutelage of Agayla in some form or another.

2. "Imprisoned" in an Azath for a long long time.

3. A Tiste Andii.

Definately have a bunch more I would love but those are the lives I would like to live.

What I do not know fills many more volumes than what I do know.

#25 Aptorian

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:02 AM

I would want to live as far away as possible from any events in the books.

#26 Zanth13

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:27 AM

Aptorian;298358 said:

I would want to live as far away as possible from any events in the books except for when Envy is bathing and Corabb drinking

Corrected*

cuz you have to take some risk every once in a while.

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#27 Jimmy

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:04 AM

Realistically? I'd take WhiskeyJack's advice to Paran and try not to get noticed.

Was It's Whiskeyjack's advice? It's all rolling into one at the moment. I need Toll the Hounds to get some perspective.

#28 Jimmy

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:07 AM

Urb;298337 said:

I'd like to be a Seguleh.

Which one, surely not a grunt?

#29 Urb

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:10 AM

Why not? You have to start somewhere...

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

-some poet on reddit

#30 Aptorian

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:13 AM

Jimmy;298363 said:

It was in the prologue of GotM

#31 Flawed

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:01 PM

Id like to be one of Icarium companions. Like Mappo. Eons walking the land and seeing all sorts. Accept i would of found a way to heal him years ago, then got HIM to break camp. Let see him forget it was his turn then.....

" See that! SEE THAT ICARIUM! Its YOUR TURN TO COOK BREAKFAST! YOUR TURN "

* Said Flawed, with much gibbering and drool "

"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

EQ 10

#32 Cougar

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:19 PM

Any major city and I'd be an inventor: "look everybody, its a bicycle/rifle/pneumatic tyre etc"

I AM A TWAT

#33 Mentalist

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 04:59 PM

they'd call you a witch... and then steal your invention and kill you..

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#34 FilthyGnome

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:27 PM

I'd join Kruppe. I'd be relatively safe and i'd have his witty humour and charm to keep me company.

#35 Warqueen

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 06:21 PM

I might like to live with the wickans...watch Coltaine grow up...

#36 SonOfDarkness

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:11 PM

That would be awesome warqueen.

#37 bhok'arala

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:54 PM

please no more witches...
I just escaped being burned alive in the word count thread.

and for those inventors out there, i don't know, maybe you'd end up like Icarium

#38 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:15 AM

SonOfDarkness;298664 said:

That would be awesome warqueen.

Friggin' A!

It'd be fascinating to live amongst the Dal Honese, i reckon.

#39 Lisheo

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 09:31 AM

Hmmm... Id definatly live in Lether, with Tehol and Bugg and Janath.

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