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  1. Wind and Truth and SPOILERS

    06 December 2024 - 05:34 PM

    ....and thus the latest STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE book, bk 5 WIND AND TRUTH, landed at around midnight PST.

    This is my reading/listening thread.

    It is not your reading/listening thread.

    SPOILERS are open for all prior Cosmere books and
    wherever i'm at in WaT.

    Me.

    My read.

    If you want farther-on spoilers, start your own damn thread or wait.




    ....and we're off (in a day or so when i finish my current book....)

  2. ACTIVATE INDUCTION PROTOCOL OMEGA - Quicktidal sighted, re-absorption required

    18 November 2024 - 03:59 PM

    ALERT ALERT ALERT

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    REPEAT NOT A DRILL

    MAY REQUIRE A DRILL, WE'LL SEE

    PROBABLY JUST SOME STAPLES AND GORILLA GLUE

    WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

    OH RIGHT....

    Quicktidal sighted on Reddit, has been apprehended and temporarily detained under heavy sedation and subliminal messaging. We need to get him signed back into his old account before he regains consciousness and/or sense, i've begun the process, will update if reinforcements required.

    Stat we need:
    sixteen cans of Mountain Dew,
    seasons 6-13 of THE BACHLORETTE CANADA,
    four alligator clip cables,
    a shag carpet in primary colours no pastels,
    two llamas of diametrically opposed colour scheme,
    and as many Beanie Babies as you can find.

    MOVE PEOPLE MOVE

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    Tsundoku 

    11 Aug 2019 - 09:32
    Thanks for getting me to 1000. *sniff* lots of pollen around here ...
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    Savannah 

    31 Jan 2019 - 15:19
    Unbound Worlds now redirects to the PRH website, so that Top 100 fantasy link no longer works. Here's a very similar one though: https://reedsy.com/discovery/blog/best-fantasy-series
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    Abyss 

    31 May 2016 - 03:21
    Because some mobile browsers don't resize and it makes the thread unreadable.
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    Terez 

    30 May 2016 - 18:50
    Just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to spoiler big pics on this forum? They go off the page and don't cause the text to unwrap, and they get resized in mobile browsers. I don't mind doing it; just asking.
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    Shinrei 

    27 Dec 2013 - 12:11
    Merry Nonsensicus!
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    Abyss 

    20 Sep 2013 - 13:20
    And yet you cannot tear your eyes away from it.
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    Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

    20 Sep 2013 - 12:23
    There is a word to describe that pic, I just found one in the depths of my convulsing brain. It's DISTURBING but in a funny way.
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    Terez 

    10 Apr 2013 - 17:44
    If you're keeping score, I think my conversation (in a WoT thread, I think) with that one noob-troll about how to get banned from Malazan is worth a few. (i.e. "I recommend telling Malaclypse he's a douchebag.")
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    Abyss 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:27
    When the new order rises, lazy posters will be among the first to be purged.
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    Whisperzzzzzzz 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:18
    Good call with the spoilers tags. I didn't want to add them because it makes it extra work to read posts :D
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    Bantato 

    21 Nov 2012 - 17:31
    HELLO
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    Macros 

    15 Nov 2012 - 20:08
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
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    Abyss 

    14 Jun 2012 - 17:04
    That's CAThulhu.
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    The dancing game 

    14 Jun 2012 - 16:54
    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
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    Oddball 

    30 Mar 2012 - 16:46
    Thanks for setting me up in PEN!
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