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  1. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    Yesterday, 02:04 PM

    View PostLinearPhilosopher, on 22 July 2024 - 03:25 AM, said:

    i dont suppose someone here could point me towards a good primer on who Kamala Harris is, what are her views on things, policy objectives etc? I'm super sceptical of anything relating to US politics so I'd like some reccomendations as to whats a reliable source of political information


    here's everything you need to know: she's not Trump
  2. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    19 July 2024 - 06:32 PM

    View Postamphibian, on 19 July 2024 - 06:22 PM, said:

    I don't think Biden's resigning.


    Why end a presidency in shame when you can end it spectacularly in flames?
  3. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    18 July 2024 - 03:40 PM

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 18 July 2024 - 12:00 PM, said:

    View PostAbyss, on 18 July 2024 - 03:01 AM, said:

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 July 2024 - 04:30 PM, said:

    View PostAbyss, on 17 July 2024 - 02:15 AM, said:

    cool story bro. tell it again. only this time, add dragons and shit.

    Yeah so he started a book - I believe called "The Last Mortal Bond" - presumably aiming to read quite far. Only, get this, he couldn't! Because these blackflies, they were swarming! And there was also dragons and whatnot involved somehow.

    And that's the story.


    Needs sex.

    *Sigh*

    Yeah so he started a book - I believe called "The Last Mortal Bond" - presumably aiming to read quite far. Only, get this, he couldn't! Because these blackflies, they were swarming! And there was also dragons and whatnot involved somehow.

    And once they'd all gone, he was about to get back to his book but a sexy lady, or man, was all like "ooh you wanna have sex?" And he threw the book away cos honestly that's the correct response. So they bumped uglies til the break of day.

    And that's the story.


    loved it, no notes, prep a pitch and we'll hit the studios.
  4. In Topic: The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread

    18 July 2024 - 03:39 PM

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 March 2024 - 05:31 PM, said:

    I was confused by English muffins when I went to the US cos we don't have them here!


    see also general tao/tso/george chicken, butter chicken, and possibly french fries.
  5. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    18 July 2024 - 03:01 AM

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 July 2024 - 04:30 PM, said:

    View PostAbyss, on 17 July 2024 - 02:15 AM, said:

    cool story bro. tell it again. only this time, add dragons and shit.

    Yeah so he started a book - I believe called "The Last Mortal Bond" - presumably aiming to read quite far. Only, get this, he couldn't! Because these blackflies, they were swarming! And there was also dragons and whatnot involved somehow.

    And that's the story.


    Needs sex.

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    Tsundoku 

    11 Aug 2019 - 09:32
    Thanks for getting me to 1000. *sniff* lots of pollen around here ...
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    Savannah 

    31 Jan 2019 - 15:19
    Unbound Worlds now redirects to the PRH website, so that Top 100 fantasy link no longer works. Here's a very similar one though: https://reedsy.com/discovery/blog/best-fantasy-series
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    Abyss 

    31 May 2016 - 03:21
    Because some mobile browsers don't resize and it makes the thread unreadable.
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    Terez 

    30 May 2016 - 18:50
    Just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to spoiler big pics on this forum? They go off the page and don't cause the text to unwrap, and they get resized in mobile browsers. I don't mind doing it; just asking.
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    Shinrei 

    27 Dec 2013 - 12:11
    Merry Nonsensicus!
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    Abyss 

    20 Sep 2013 - 13:20
    And yet you cannot tear your eyes away from it.
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    Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

    20 Sep 2013 - 12:23
    There is a word to describe that pic, I just found one in the depths of my convulsing brain. It's DISTURBING but in a funny way.
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    Terez 

    10 Apr 2013 - 17:44
    If you're keeping score, I think my conversation (in a WoT thread, I think) with that one noob-troll about how to get banned from Malazan is worth a few. (i.e. "I recommend telling Malaclypse he's a douchebag.")
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    Abyss 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:27
    When the new order rises, lazy posters will be among the first to be purged.
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    Whisperzzzzzzz 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:18
    Good call with the spoilers tags. I didn't want to add them because it makes it extra work to read posts :D
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    Bantato 

    21 Nov 2012 - 17:31
    HELLO
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    Macros 

    15 Nov 2012 - 20:08
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
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    Abyss 

    14 Jun 2012 - 17:04
    That's CAThulhu.
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    The dancing game 

    14 Jun 2012 - 16:54
    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
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    Oddball 

    30 Mar 2012 - 16:46
    Thanks for setting me up in PEN!
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