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  1. In Topic: Mark Lawrence thread for all things Mark Lawrence'y'ish

    Yesterday, 07:21 PM

    View PostMark Lawrence, on 11 November 2026 - 12:25 PM, said:

    View PostMacros, on 28 October 2026 - 08:49 AM, said:

    Broken binding edition of the bookshop book arrived.

    Now all I jeed is some time to read it.

    Mark, open me a Hayes Gate


    You just need to ditch work, ignore and friends or family who try to mooch off your time, and get to reading!


    PRIORITIES

  2. In Topic: The Book I bought today is...

    Yesterday, 07:19 PM

    View PostQuickTidal, on 11 November 2026 - 04:45 PM, said:

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 11 November 2026 - 04:11 PM, said:

    View PostQuickTidal, on 11 November 2026 - 03:58 PM, said:

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 11 November 2026 - 03:39 PM, said:

    Aww man that's ages to wait!


    Sadly I think I got us on this train too soon after book 1's release so now we play the "when's the next book" waiting game.

    Yes, like most book related problems in my life, you are the cause of them 😂


    HA!

    Accurate. Apologies.


    ALL YOUR FAULT QT RAAAAAAAH

  3. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Yesterday, 07:10 PM

    solid recos upthread and I second THIS KINGDOM, NINEFOX, BLACKTONGUE without hesitation.

    If you want low brain high engagement easy reading i'd throw THE THIRTEENTH PALADIN your way. It's very by the numbers fantasy but written in a nicely fast paced well planned way, almost but not quite YA and if you're feeling a simple straightforward read that holds your attention without requiring Malazan level commitment it might be worth a try.

  4. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    10 November 2026 - 05:48 PM

    View PostCause, on 10 November 2026 - 05:03 PM, said:

    View PostAbyss, on 10 November 2026 - 02:28 PM, said:

    His sleep cycle was disrupted by the campaigning, he needed a week to work his way back.


    The more the media covers the elction as a rebuke against him the more he will contest the election results I imagine. If they frame it as a rebuke of republicans he will move on.


    'America slaps Republicans' is just another election cycle.

    'American slaps kicks and wedgies Trump in obvious and long overdue reaction to all his utterly insane crap'.... now that's a HEADLINE.

  5. In Topic: The Cheap/Free Ebooks Thread!

    10 November 2026 - 04:55 PM

    just noting for the group that Humble Bundle has Poul Anderson and Alan Dean Foster ebook bundles up that amount to roughly 40 classic sf/f, highly readable books for $25.

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    Tsundoku 

    20 Oct 2026 - 08:37
    Just reading that now. Fair enough.
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    Abyss 

    25 Mar 2026 - 03:56
    nope, just drunk.
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    Tsundoku 

    23 Mar 2026 - 18:12
    Cheers, I was wondering about that but thought I'd offended you as a GRRM or Rothfuss diehard or something :)
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    Tsundoku 

    11 Aug 2019 - 09:32
    Thanks for getting me to 1000. *sniff* lots of pollen around here ...
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    Savannah 

    31 Jan 2019 - 15:19
    Unbound Worlds now redirects to the PRH website, so that Top 100 fantasy link no longer works. Here's a very similar one though: https://reedsy.com/discovery/blog/best-fantasy-series
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    Abyss 

    31 May 2016 - 03:21
    Because some mobile browsers don't resize and it makes the thread unreadable.
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    Terez 

    30 May 2016 - 18:50
    Just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to spoiler big pics on this forum? They go off the page and don't cause the text to unwrap, and they get resized in mobile browsers. I don't mind doing it; just asking.
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    Shinrei 

    27 Dec 2013 - 12:11
    Merry Nonsensicus!
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    Abyss 

    20 Sep 2013 - 13:20
    And yet you cannot tear your eyes away from it.
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    Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

    20 Sep 2013 - 12:23
    There is a word to describe that pic, I just found one in the depths of my convulsing brain. It's DISTURBING but in a funny way.
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    Terez 

    10 Apr 2013 - 17:44
    If you're keeping score, I think my conversation (in a WoT thread, I think) with that one noob-troll about how to get banned from Malazan is worth a few. (i.e. "I recommend telling Malaclypse he's a douchebag.")
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    Abyss 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:27
    When the new order rises, lazy posters will be among the first to be purged.
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    Whisperzzzzzzz 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:18
    Good call with the spoilers tags. I didn't want to add them because it makes it extra work to read posts :D
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    Bantato 

    21 Nov 2012 - 17:31
    HELLO
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    Macros 

    15 Nov 2012 - 20:08
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
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