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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    18 June 2021 - 03:56 AM

    View PostAbyss, on 31 May 2021 - 04:50 PM, said:

    Ack Ack Macaque bk 2 HIVE MONKEY delivery. Hell of a big finish that repeatedly twists on the reader. Great fun. Objectively i know action scenes involving a gun toting cigar smoking cussing perpetually pissed off and/or intoxicated uplifted monkey can only ever possibly be awesome, but even knowing that, damn, that monkey rocks.

    If i were going to be critical, one new character's POV isn't even close to as interesting as that of the characters from bk 1 who survived to bk 2, but that's a minor point.

    Earbook narrator kills it.

    This series is bananas and i want more, thus, on to book 3, MACAQUE ATTACK.

    And so, Just Finished.

    Bk3 went way more sf than i was expecting. The steampunk elements were all there, the monkey still chews scenery and faces, but there were some added elements that really threw things sideways.
    Great fun, the mostest monkey action yet. Arguably lacks some of the sheer novelty of the earlier books... Ack Ack's familiar now so to the extent that a foul mouthed cigar smoking two-guns-and-a-chainsaw armed leather jacket wearing uplifted monkey can be said to oh who am i kidding he's great.
    It's a fun book ending a fun trilogy, worth a look.

    And now for something completely different, Adrian Tchaikovsky's CHILDREN OF TIME
  2. In Topic: Recent Site Downtime

    18 June 2021 - 03:45 AM

    View PostSilencer, on 17 June 2021 - 12:17 PM, said:

    View Postchamp, on 17 June 2021 - 12:09 PM, said:

    I can only access via the work PC and the VPN atm but it's good to be back...

    Yeah, it can take a little while for the synapses to reconnect across the interwebs, so this is to be expected. If anyone is still having trouble connecting it should just be a case of waiting it out.

    ...I don't know if Abyss has enough live animals to sacrifice if that doesn't work. XD

    No worries, am on it.

    ...hey does anyone have a spare crossbow?
  3. In Topic: Recent Site Downtime

    18 June 2021 - 03:44 AM

    View PostVengeance, on 17 June 2021 - 11:27 AM, said:

    Oh thank you gods!!! It only took 12 goats, 14 sheep, 7 chickens, 3 cows. My first born wasn't required.

  4. In Topic: Let's talk about the future of the forum and our options

    18 June 2021 - 03:43 AM

    Lasers. We need lots of lasers.

    ...and a shrubbery.
  5. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    18 June 2021 - 03:35 AM

    View PostMaark Abbott, on 17 June 2021 - 11:33 AM, said:

    Board down for a few days?

    Sshhhh, nobody tell him.


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    11 Aug 2019 - 09:32
    Thanks for getting me to 1000. *sniff* lots of pollen around here ...
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    31 Jan 2019 - 15:19
    Unbound Worlds now redirects to the PRH website, so that Top 100 fantasy link no longer works. Here's a very similar one though:
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    31 May 2016 - 03:21
    Because some mobile browsers don't resize and it makes the thread unreadable.
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    30 May 2016 - 18:50
    Just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to spoiler big pics on this forum? They go off the page and don't cause the text to unwrap, and they get resized in mobile browsers. I don't mind doing it; just asking.
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    27 Dec 2013 - 12:11
    Merry Nonsensicus!
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    20 Sep 2013 - 13:20
    And yet you cannot tear your eyes away from it.
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    Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

    20 Sep 2013 - 12:23
    There is a word to describe that pic, I just found one in the depths of my convulsing brain. It's DISTURBING but in a funny way.
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    10 Apr 2013 - 17:44
    If you're keeping score, I think my conversation (in a WoT thread, I think) with that one noob-troll about how to get banned from Malazan is worth a few. (i.e. "I recommend telling Malaclypse he's a douchebag.")
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    18 Dec 2012 - 19:27
    When the new order rises, lazy posters will be among the first to be purged.
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    18 Dec 2012 - 19:18
    Good call with the spoilers tags. I didn't want to add them because it makes it extra work to read posts :D
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    14 Jun 2012 - 17:04
    That's CAThulhu.
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    The dancing game 

    14 Jun 2012 - 16:54
    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
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    30 Mar 2012 - 16:46
    Thanks for setting me up in PEN!
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