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  1. In Topic: Abyss is WILLING very very WILLING

    24 October 2025 - 07:58 PM

    Stillwater going hunting mages in Balk's camp and ending up jumping between Meanas and the real world dodging knives, Hounds, warlocks, arrows.

    The Jheck d'ivers veering to protect Rant from the Teblor hounds.


    Benger just wrecking the assassins sent after him even after being dosed with otataral.


    The Serc mages annihilating the wilders.


    The first time the Marines try to rescue the Teblor from the flood, and then when Stillwater's squad does the same.


    Stillwater's chat w Cotillion, and his follow up w Shadowthrone.


    Rant saving Spindle.


    Spindle using his warren on the horses and just hating himself for it.


    The scene after the flood where Skant dares Capt Gruff to 'speak Heavy' and he does and it brings tears to Skant's eyes.




    ....yeah, this book is GLORIOUS and i am so so psyched to start NLF tonight.

  2. In Topic: Abyss is WILLING very very WILLING

    24 October 2025 - 05:06 PM

    "How was i supposed to know all Pallid wanted was a bath?"


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAheeeeee i love her so so much.

  3. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    23 October 2025 - 03:24 PM

    View PostQuickTidal, on 22 October 2025 - 03:47 PM, said:

    Finished Book 2 War Arts Saga (Man I love this series, it's like someone took all the cool ass Wuxia movies I love and made a fantasy series filtered through that lens)...I'm going to save the final book for a little while before I read it.

    ------

    Re-started THE GOD IS NOT WILLING, and yeah I'm starting to recall the bits I read...I'm only one chapter in, but it's settling in this time a bit better.


    Obvs the Malazan goodness is front and center w NLF incoming, but let me tell you, WAR ARTS bk 3 does NOT disappoint.

  4. In Topic: Abyss is WILLING very very WILLING

    23 October 2025 - 02:48 PM

    QT DO NOT READ THIS
    SPOILERS
    MASSIVE SPOILERS
    SPOILERS HERE

    View PostAbyss, on 22 October 2025 - 06:18 PM, said:

    CH 15... Benger is trying to break the bloodoil curse....

    "I'm a Malazan marine. Fuck 'impossible'."


    YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    .... and then Stillwater (and her scarf) and Annyx trashing the spirits hunting Rake.

    I LOVE THIS BOOK.


    This chapter is so good i just listened to it twice.... the entire progression, from Benger recruiting Still and Anyx to help him ("Because you have tits and stuff") to the flashes of Salys' inner monologue, then the ritual, the river, the otataral 'sun' and Still and Anyx going stone cold practical when zoned out Benger says 'Dragon', then jumping in themselves just as his summons frikkin Rake, all of them freaking out BUT then Still again, stone cold calm, chatting w Rake like it's just another Tuesday... AND THEN a vengeful army of spirits shows up, Still loses her scarf, her scarf saves her, Anyx unloads a fucktonne of Thyr while repeatedly stabbing a Jaghut in the head and oh my god the narrator just kills this part from Salys' pov of Anyx's squeeky voice shrieking 'fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou' with every stab right down to the revelation Benger checked out on purpose because he knew Stilwater would deal with all of it better than he could.

    Chef's kiss, 10 headstabs out of 10.

  5. In Topic: Abyss is WILLING very very WILLING

    22 October 2025 - 06:18 PM

    CH 15... Benger is trying to break the bloodoil curse....

    "I'm a Malazan marine. Fuck 'impossible'."


    YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    .... and then Stillwater (and her scarf) and Annyx trashing the spirits hunting Rake.

    I LOVE THIS BOOK.

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    Tsundoku 

    11 Aug 2019 - 09:32
    Thanks for getting me to 1000. *sniff* lots of pollen around here ...
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    Savannah 

    31 Jan 2019 - 15:19
    Unbound Worlds now redirects to the PRH website, so that Top 100 fantasy link no longer works. Here's a very similar one though: https://reedsy.com/discovery/blog/best-fantasy-series
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    Abyss 

    31 May 2016 - 03:21
    Because some mobile browsers don't resize and it makes the thread unreadable.
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    Terez 

    30 May 2016 - 18:50
    Just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to spoiler big pics on this forum? They go off the page and don't cause the text to unwrap, and they get resized in mobile browsers. I don't mind doing it; just asking.
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    Shinrei 

    27 Dec 2013 - 12:11
    Merry Nonsensicus!
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    Abyss 

    20 Sep 2013 - 13:20
    And yet you cannot tear your eyes away from it.
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    Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

    20 Sep 2013 - 12:23
    There is a word to describe that pic, I just found one in the depths of my convulsing brain. It's DISTURBING but in a funny way.
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    Terez 

    10 Apr 2013 - 17:44
    If you're keeping score, I think my conversation (in a WoT thread, I think) with that one noob-troll about how to get banned from Malazan is worth a few. (i.e. "I recommend telling Malaclypse he's a douchebag.")
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    Abyss 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:27
    When the new order rises, lazy posters will be among the first to be purged.
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    Whisperzzzzzzz 

    18 Dec 2012 - 19:18
    Good call with the spoilers tags. I didn't want to add them because it makes it extra work to read posts :D
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    Bantato 

    21 Nov 2012 - 17:31
    HELLO
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    Macros 

    15 Nov 2012 - 20:08
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
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    Abyss 

    14 Jun 2012 - 17:04
    That's CAThulhu.
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    The dancing game 

    14 Jun 2012 - 16:54
    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
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    Oddball 

    30 Mar 2012 - 16:46
    Thanks for setting me up in PEN!
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