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  1. In Topic: Current state of this Forum

    Yesterday, 02:55 AM

    I WIN!
  2. In Topic: Death Stranding

    08 November 2019 - 08:46 PM

    Admittedly i'm the wrong audience, but that trailer seems about five minutes too long, the soundtrack dull, and the closest reference seems to be THE POSTMAN. Hannibal Lechter and Daryl Dixon in there, and THAT is what you show people? Am i missing something?
  3. In Topic: Gideon The Ninth

    08 November 2019 - 04:37 PM

    View Postamphibian, on 07 November 2019 - 09:41 PM, said:

    View PostBfuckinK, on 07 November 2019 - 07:33 PM, said:

    Yes but that's a place on dreahburg that's clearly important to the story. Certainly hope it's not a guideline for them.

    It's the name of the trilogy. What are you expecting in terms of not making it a guideline of the series?

    I for one am expecting a bunch of locked tombs!!!!

    But the point is GID took place in one location very much in keeping with its gothic lit roots, and it seems (to the extent we can derive anything from a blurb) that HARROW will follow a similar pattern, and therefore BK should give up and go read his other six ongoing books or something.
  4. In Topic: So, the WHEEL OF TIME TV series is a go at Sony

    08 November 2019 - 04:30 PM

    View Postparan falcon, on 07 November 2019 - 11:44 PM, said:

    View PostAbyss, on 07 November 2019 - 03:55 PM, said:

    The shift to focus on Moiraine may keep some of Rand's more prevalent supporting cast in the background.
    Or not.... it's not like this is even slightly limited by the source material. They could have Tam follow Rand around the entire first season then die in the cliffhanger finale.
    Then bring him back in season 2.
    Only now he's working for the Dark One.
    And a vampire.
    And has an icky but entirely consensual sexfeste relationship with Egwene.
    Who also becomes a vampire.
    ...because vampires are so hot right now because Sony has that Morbius movie coming out, right? Right???

    And vagnomes. You forgot vagnomes.

    I am confident that 90% of Trollocs appearing in the show will be actors in surplus SHANNARA vagnome masks.
  5. In Topic: Current state of this Forum

    08 November 2019 - 04:27 PM

    I admit to nothing.

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    11 Aug 2019 - 09:32
    Thanks for getting me to 1000. *sniff* lots of pollen around here ...
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    31 Jan 2019 - 15:19
    Unbound Worlds now redirects to the PRH website, so that Top 100 fantasy link no longer works. Here's a very similar one though:
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    31 May 2016 - 03:21
    Because some mobile browsers don't resize and it makes the thread unreadable.
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    30 May 2016 - 18:50
    Just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to spoiler big pics on this forum? They go off the page and don't cause the text to unwrap, and they get resized in mobile browsers. I don't mind doing it; just asking.
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    27 Dec 2013 - 12:11
    Merry Nonsensicus!
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    20 Sep 2013 - 13:20
    And yet you cannot tear your eyes away from it.
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    Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

    20 Sep 2013 - 12:23
    There is a word to describe that pic, I just found one in the depths of my convulsing brain. It's DISTURBING but in a funny way.
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    10 Apr 2013 - 17:44
    If you're keeping score, I think my conversation (in a WoT thread, I think) with that one noob-troll about how to get banned from Malazan is worth a few. (i.e. "I recommend telling Malaclypse he's a douchebag.")
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    18 Dec 2012 - 19:27
    When the new order rises, lazy posters will be among the first to be purged.
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    18 Dec 2012 - 19:18
    Good call with the spoilers tags. I didn't want to add them because it makes it extra work to read posts :D
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    14 Jun 2012 - 17:04
    That's CAThulhu.
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    The dancing game 

    14 Jun 2012 - 16:54
    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
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    30 Mar 2012 - 16:46
    Thanks for setting me up in PEN!
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