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  1. In Topic: Whats making you happy right now

    23 June 2022 - 05:48 PM

    I ack that she follows 18k other people and that it's fncking twitter... but fnck it....
    Gail Simone just followed me on twitter and I am beyond all logic and reasoning losing my brainz because
  2. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    17 June 2022 - 01:56 PM

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    View PostMaark Abbott, on 17 June 2022 - 11:52 AM, said:

    OK, all sorted.

    Guess I better get myself a gawdang suit now
  3. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    16 June 2022 - 05:24 PM

    View PostMalankazooie, on 16 June 2022 - 04:30 PM, said:

    It's weird though, because when I was a kid nut allergies were not a thing. Like when did the switch happen to where it is so prevalent? Not meaning to come off as all conspiracy theory, tinfoil hat guy, but it seems like it just *poof* became a thing. Kind of like trans people grooming 3rd graders to embrace sexual reassignment surgery. Is that even a thing? When did "grooming" (of anything) become a thing also? I hear and read that word a lot these days. I groom my immaculate coiffed hair every morning and that's about the extent of grooming I'm aware of.

    Nut allergies are nothing new. The internet means more awareness/discussion/hysteria and schools and camps have become more cautious but i had known nut allergic kids in school with me millennia ago.
    Grooming has been a thing for years but it was applied to older men looking to take advantage of younger people/kids. Now it's directed at trans people (by a lot of the previously mentioned older men).
  4. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    15 June 2022 - 07:27 PM

    View PostChance, on 13 June 2022 - 06:10 PM, said:

    Think your completely right QT Jade City is really a fantasy books way after being an hongkong criminal/political thriller and occational kung fu action movie. It really has a turning point somewhere close to the middle after which it is a pretty good book but getting there was a bit of a chore.

    View PostAbyss, on 13 June 2022 - 02:26 PM, said:

    Just Finished Daniel Polansky's Lowtown bk 2, TOMORROW, THE KILLING. It was great great great. All the atmosphere and pacing i enjoyed from bk 1 with an amped up sence of stakes, pace, and character. The Warden is areally engaging character and Polansky does an excellent job of selling his good and bad elements as totally believable.
    The earbook narrator is excellent, really nails the voices and pacing.
    Great series, am annoyed the earbooks have taken so long to show up.

    Go for the third one, the only thing I didn't like with it is that it ends the series. So **** great.

    View PostMacros, on 13 June 2022 - 08:41 PM, said:

    Agreeing with Chance, so much love for the low town trilogy

    No can has earbook. Much lamenting.
  5. In Topic: Are there any good halflings besides Hobbits?

    13 June 2022 - 02:29 PM

     Tsundoku, on 13 June 2022 - 09:21 AM, said:

    Surely you jest? Those irritating little plot-armoured hairballs should have all ended up as bloody smears under an AT-STs feet. :p

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    Ever wondered what happened to the heads?

    Or why they were planning on bbq'ing Han?

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    11 Aug 2019 - 09:32
    Thanks for getting me to 1000. *sniff* lots of pollen around here ...
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    31 Jan 2019 - 15:19
    Unbound Worlds now redirects to the PRH website, so that Top 100 fantasy link no longer works. Here's a very similar one though:
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    31 May 2016 - 03:21
    Because some mobile browsers don't resize and it makes the thread unreadable.
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    30 May 2016 - 18:50
    Just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to spoiler big pics on this forum? They go off the page and don't cause the text to unwrap, and they get resized in mobile browsers. I don't mind doing it; just asking.
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    27 Dec 2013 - 12:11
    Merry Nonsensicus!
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    20 Sep 2013 - 13:20
    And yet you cannot tear your eyes away from it.
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    Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

    20 Sep 2013 - 12:23
    There is a word to describe that pic, I just found one in the depths of my convulsing brain. It's DISTURBING but in a funny way.
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    10 Apr 2013 - 17:44
    If you're keeping score, I think my conversation (in a WoT thread, I think) with that one noob-troll about how to get banned from Malazan is worth a few. (i.e. "I recommend telling Malaclypse he's a douchebag.")
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    18 Dec 2012 - 19:27
    When the new order rises, lazy posters will be among the first to be purged.
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    18 Dec 2012 - 19:18
    Good call with the spoilers tags. I didn't want to add them because it makes it extra work to read posts :D
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    15 Nov 2012 - 20:08
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    14 Jun 2012 - 17:04
    That's CAThulhu.
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    The dancing game 

    14 Jun 2012 - 16:54
    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
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    30 Mar 2012 - 16:46
    Thanks for setting me up in PEN!
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