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February 4, 1985

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  1. The "Simeon Reads WoT for the First Time" Thread

    14 September 2023 - 02:14 PM

    Hey up

    Just wanted somewhere to pop my thoughts on this series as I go through it. I do aim to eventually read the whole thing though I may be taking breaks throughout.

    I'm 50% through book 2 (The Great Hunt) and while I am enjoying the world RJ created, some annoyances are sticking out a little bit that I can't quite ignore...

    So firstly I really hate Nynaeve. She is so very 1 dimensional and it's beginning to annoy me. Like all she is is anger and it's very tiresome. Constantly going "I'm only going to learn so I can become powerful to take Moraine down for what she did to us!" is just so dumb.

    Like has she not seen enough now to know a) Moraine is not the source of the problems, and B) maybe a lot of what Moraine has said and done is for a good reason? It's just frustrating reading her sections.

    I was getting very annoyed with Rand as well, but the scenes where he is slowly becoming a better fighter and stuff are sort of mollifying that, though he's stilly a whiny little git.

    Also I accidentally spoilered myself about who Selene actual is whoops haha

    We'll see how I feel at the end of this, but it's certainly not the potential masterpiece that many claim it to be, at least to my mind...



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    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    PS clear out your PMs
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    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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    01 Apr 2010 - 02:50
    Keep on em!
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