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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
36 years old
February 4, 1985

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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    24 May 2021 - 09:44 PM

    View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 24 May 2021 - 08:57 PM, said:

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 24 May 2021 - 08:04 PM, said:

    Gonna start reading Red Sister by Mark Lawrence. Got the whole trilogy, looking forward to reading it.

    I tore through the entire trilogy (and a half) Red Sister, Grey Sister, Bound, and Holy Sister this weekend. They are a lot of fun and I really like the world Lawrence has built here. I'm excited to read his in-progress Book of the Ice series. I'm definitely intrigued to find out more about how this all ties into Jorg's/Jalan's world!

    I've not yet read the Red Queen series but if figure I'll probably have to reread the Thorns before I do.

    I must say, this book has possibly the greatest opening line I've ever seen in a novel:
    "It is important, when killing a nun, to bring an army of sufficient size."
    Yup, already in for the ride!
  2. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    24 May 2021 - 09:33 PM

    Rewatched The Matrix, oh man I still seriously love that film.

    Debating if I want to watch the sequels as well. I know they were a bit messy but they had some great moments in them. I particularly loved the ghost assassin twins in the second one...

    Thoughts? ;)
  3. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    24 May 2021 - 08:04 PM

    Gonna start reading Red Sister by Mark Lawrence. Got the whole trilogy, looking forward to reading it.
  4. In Topic: Ye Big TV Thread

    24 May 2021 - 06:12 PM

    View PostMorgoth, on 24 May 2021 - 10:32 AM, said:

    So did anyone in the UK actually think that the UK contribution to the Eurovision was good?

    I missed it this year but all the Brexit morons have gone nuts about it and started ranting about how maybe we should get points for saving everyone in WWII. And no, that's not a joke.
  5. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    24 May 2021 - 06:03 AM

    The light was indeed brought.



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    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    PS clear out your PMs
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    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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    01 Apr 2010 - 02:50
    Keep on em!
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    18 Feb 2010 - 00:11
    Hey Tiste. Just wanted to say I wasn't trying to jump on you in the religion forum, really. I just have a tendency to be all logic and 'wtf are you going on about' in that forum. Cheers. ;)
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    12 Feb 2010 - 00:41
    Tee hee (K)
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    11 Feb 2010 - 23:40
    So I have a seriouslies business question for you: If someone once was dead but now lives again, are they fair game for you? :D
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    03 Aug 2009 - 11:58
    Da da da daaaaa!
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