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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
39 years old
February 4, 1985

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  1. In Topic: Soccer/Football/Futbol/Whatever in general

    Yesterday, 04:32 PM

    Yes for that reason alone it would be worth it!
  2. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Yesterday, 04:30 PM

     Abyss, on 17 July 2024 - 02:15 AM, said:

    cool story bro. tell it again. only this time, add dragons and shit.

    Yeah so he started a book - I believe called "The Last Mortal Bond" - presumably aiming to read quite far. Only, get this, he couldn't! Because these blackflies, they were swarming! And there was also dragons and whatnot involved somehow.

    And that's the story.
  3. In Topic: Soccer/Football/Futbol/Whatever in general

    16 July 2024 - 10:34 PM

     TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 16 July 2024 - 12:26 PM, said:

    Southgate's statement was exactly what I expected, thoroughly decent and thanking all the people behind the scenes. I might not have understood all his decisions but I always liked him, he seemed a genuinely decent man and he's dealt with an awful lot of nonsense in his tenure beyond the usual online vitriol. Remember when Boris Johnson thought it was a good idea to fight Marcus Rashford and denounce the England team for taking the knee before their matches?

    So I've been seeing a couple of unconfirmed suggestions that the Lionesses manager, Sarina Wingman is being considered to replace Southgate.

    I think in one way it's a great idea. She has shown she knows how to win with an international squad.

    However. If you thought the media and public response to every little thing Southgate did was bad, just imagine how horrendous it would be because she's a (gasp!) woman! The sexist, awful comments that would abound. The gammony rage. It's unbearable just thinking about it. Even the players may not respect her as much, even if they remain a bit more professional about it.

    Should that be a reason not to hire her? Absolutely not. Should she consider that factor if they do ask her to do it? It's got to be on her mind...
  4. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    16 July 2024 - 10:26 PM

     Abyss, on 16 July 2024 - 06:21 PM, said:

     Mentalist, on 16 July 2024 - 04:02 PM, said:

    ...Started "The last Mortal Bond", but didn't get far due to swarming blackflies.

    i feel like there's a story here

    Yeah so he started a book - I believe called "The Last Mortal Bond" - presumably aiming to read quite far. Only, get this, he couldn't! Because these blackflies, they were swarming!

    And that's the story.
  5. In Topic: Soccer/Football/Futbol/Whatever in general

    16 July 2024 - 05:12 AM

     Abyss, on 15 July 2024 - 05:48 PM, said:

     ContrarianMalazanReader, on 15 July 2024 - 03:48 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 15 July 2024 - 11:43 AM, said:

     ContrarianMalazanReader, on 15 July 2024 - 05:54 AM, said:

    Spain's victory made me feel such an intense rush of anger that I've been suffering from a headache.

    If your hatred for a country/people is such that you get a headache when they win a sports game, maybe you need to re-evaluate some stuff...

    Don't worry, it's strictly a sports thing. Outside of sports I get along with Spaniards just fine.

    Queen Elizabeth the First said the same thing.

    Nah she saw the Spanish ships coming and said "Armada here!" and ran away!



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    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    PS clear out your PMs
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    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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    01 Apr 2010 - 02:50
    Keep on em!
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