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Member Title:
Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
41 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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AIM  Ninja Simeon
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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Today, 11:34 AM

     Abyss, on 13 September 2026 - 02:48 AM, said:

    Almost done Scott Hawkins' new book BLACKTAIL,,, holy fuck this book is INSANE.

    Good on audio?

  2. In Topic: Ye Big TV Thread

    Today, 11:31 AM

    Agreed on both Rooster and Furious. Excellent shows.

  3. In Topic: Ye Big TV Thread

    11 September 2026 - 03:20 PM

     Slow Ben, on 28 August 2026 - 10:02 PM, said:

    Dark Matter Season 2 out today.

    Curious to see how the show goes without the source material.

    Let’s find out!

    Did you find out? Don't have Apple TV at the moment so I can't watch it.

    I'm currently watching the TV show The Gentlemen, which is a sequel to the Guy Ritchie movie of the same name.

    It's a lot of fun as you'd expect and bonus, it's got both Pearce Quigley as an insane highly religious Scouse gangster, and Giancarlo Esposito as a super rich dude who seems to be trying to muscle in on some of the criminal activity.

    Oh, and Vinnie Jones of course.

  4. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    10 September 2026 - 11:11 AM

    One of my roles in my previous job was a corners officer (like a liaison for the police) and these things do take time but I imagine an inquest will be ordered if nothing else because she was young.

  5. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    09 September 2026 - 04:15 PM

     Maark Abbott, on 09 September 2026 - 07:59 AM, said:

    I actually ran a budget the other day, I can support myself in situ on my salary and it actually gets comfortable once the life insurance pays out and covers mortgage. I do appreciate the offer though - I've had a lot of people reach out like that.

    Meeting funeral director on Friday as well, so that's gonna be a shitter. I'm not 40 yet. I shouldn't be needing to do this.

    Any update from the coroner? Thinking of you lots.

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2026 - 20:15
    happy #41 mate
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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