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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
41 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Yesterday, 03:13 PM

    Some people fail upwards TRB. The win in this situation is that she's not your problem any more!

  2. In Topic: The UK Politics Thread

    19 February 2026 - 05:26 PM

    I'm annoyed that the moniker "The Andrew formally known as Prince" has not taken off tbh

  3. In Topic: The UK Politics Thread

    19 February 2026 - 01:08 PM

     QuickTidal, on 19 February 2026 - 12:56 PM, said:

    Dunno if this is the right thread, but Andrew was arrested.

    Took WAY too fucking long...but hey better late than never?

    Also, how does this work? Did Charles have hime arrested or just the police?

    Cause if it was Charles, then "aging king has his despicable sex-depraved brother arrested" reads like a dimestore novel.

    I'm not sure as to the specifics but something like this would have been very VERY carefully planned. I imagine the palace was aware it was happening but in theory they don't need anyone's permission to go ahead if they have enough to go with. I suspect with something this high profile, the reason it has taken so long is because they were lining their ducks in a row in order to be ready to go with interviews etc. immediately. The undercover officers were likely NCA rather than any regional force and I suspect the director of prosecutions and no doubt government officials all had a say in it.

    It's good news. Will America follow? Will they heck. They're too busy protecting paedophiles.

  4. In Topic: Tolkien

    18 February 2026 - 05:54 PM

     Abyss, on 18 February 2026 - 05:37 PM, said:

    Ask me after second breakfast!

    That's what I'm Tolkien about!

  5. In Topic: Whats making you happy right now

    16 February 2026 - 03:52 PM

    Congrats TRB that's exciting! Try to fit as many Malazan references as you can into them. Even if you're the only person who gets them!

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2026 - 20:15
    happy #41 mate
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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