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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
40 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
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T'North

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  1. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    Yesterday, 07:57 PM

    And he's calling for the deaths of Democrats who have made a video telling members of the US military that they do not have to follow orders when they are illegal and that their oath is too the constitution not to the orange moron (editorial bits my own).

    So nothing bad can happen when the president calls for elected officials to be put to death, surely.

  2. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    Yesterday, 04:42 PM

     Macros, on 20 November 2025 - 04:37 PM, said:

    And he signed it

    And it'll now be shouted from the rooftops that he has nothing to hide, conveniently forgetting that it wasn't that lovely ago that he called it a Democrat hoax, and not long before that that they didn't actually exist.

    And that Pam Bondi will only be releasing the bits that don't involve him.

  3. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    19 November 2025 - 03:03 PM

    Also it sounds like the AG will have the power not to release things that are a threat to security and I'm assuming it's on her discretion as to what constitutes such a threat.

    So they will release things where the Dems sound bad but sure enough anything mentioning Trump will be classified as a security threat.

  4. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    19 November 2025 - 01:32 PM

    So I found Edgedancer in a local library which means I'll be reading that shortly before I get to Oathbringer.

  5. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    19 November 2025 - 01:29 PM

     QuickTidal, on 19 November 2025 - 01:21 PM, said:

    Was re-watching RAT RACE the other day...and I realized that Breckin Meyer ad Amy Smart have not only co-starred in 2 movies together (the other being ROAD TRIP) in close succession, but played literal love interests...and yet it doesn't appear as if they ever dated IRL...I know I know...chemistry....but still, a small part of me wonders if they hooked up and just kept it under wraps.

    Also Re; RAT RACE: Two curiosities....1. They made Rowan Atkinson essentially behave like Mr. Bean, but with an Italian accent...and 2. John Cleese's fake teeth as Donald Sinclair are SO DISTRACTING...not just visually, but they fuck with his speech too. It's so weird, you hire one of the Pythons and then you handicap him? Bizarre. Jerry Zucker made some weird choices.

    I remember seeing that in the cinema and laughing my head off at it. Is be interested to see how it holds up. I recall since pretty funny scenes like where he's driving the stolen Nazi car and falls afoul of those bikers.

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    Giles 

    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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