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Member Title:
Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
40 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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AIM  Ninja Simeon
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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Today, 03:13 PM

     worry, on 11 June 2025 - 02:53 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 11 June 2025 - 01:19 PM, said:

    Not a fan to be perfectly honest.


    Is that why you stopped oscillating?

    Phenomenal.

  2. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Today, 03:13 PM

     QuickTidal, on 11 June 2025 - 02:09 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 11 June 2025 - 01:19 PM, said:

    I have tonsillitis. Not a fan to be perfectly honest.


    Brutal. Had it when I was a kid and when they still removed tonsils. Terrible.


    Get it from your kids? My kids are still petrie dishes at 9 and 6.5...LOL

    I don't think so but yeah those guys are full on "soup of the week" in terms of snot and suchlike haha

  3. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Today, 03:12 PM

     Abyss, on 11 June 2025 - 02:46 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 11 June 2025 - 01:19 PM, said:

    I have tonsillitis. Not a fan to be perfectly honest.


    I can do the removal for you, no charge except for my supplies.
    ...well, ok, one of the supplies is a car battery and jumper cables so i suppose technically there is a 'charge' but you'll be so gone from the vodka and otc painkillers you'll hardly notice...

    I assumed it would be an Abyss special with trusty old sharpened brainz spoons?

  4. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Today, 01:19 PM

    I have tonsillitis. Not a fan to be perfectly honest.

  5. In Topic: WHEEL OF TIME TV series watching thread (spoilers!)

    Yesterday, 02:12 PM

     QuickTidal, on 10 June 2025 - 01:53 PM, said:

    for sure!

    Yeah my wife really liked Faile and was surprised when I had such a visceral (initial) reaction to her haha but she was definitely better.

    I don't remember Min really at all except occasionally being a bit catty with Egwene and Elayne about who fancied Rand more. So yeah, 1 dimensional is right!

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    Giles 

    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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