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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
41 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
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T'North

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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    21 October 2026 - 12:08 PM

     Tiste Simeon, on 18 October 2026 - 12:54 PM, said:

     QuickTidal, on 02 September 2026 - 01:37 PM, said:

    I’m reading THIS KINGDOM WILL NOT KILL ME by Ilona Andrews (first book in the Maggie the Undying trilogy), and holy fuck is it good. 

    When urban fantasy authors (Kate Daniels series) try their hand at epic fantasy, I feel like they often struggle, but goddamn if they don’t manage it here with aplomb and ease.

    Sell it to you? Okay, a woman from our world is mysteriously transported into the world of her favorite unfinished gritty fantasy series with all the knowledge of two of the three books of that series that WILL happen, and discovers very quickly that if she dies, she gets resurrected (she doesn’t know how many times or why though) and must find a way to survive there.

    It’s fucking great. I got sucked right in.

    And in other news I started this and it is, as advertised - very good!

    Dude, this book is phenomenal! I have not been into something so quickly for such a long time!

    The earbook narrator is excellent too.

  2. In Topic: The “old member pops up to say hi to anyone who might remember them from the old days” thread

    21 October 2026 - 12:06 PM

     Abyss, on 21 October 2026 - 09:48 AM, said:

    Who are you people and what is this place?

    I always assumed we were figments of your imagination!

  3. In Topic: The “old member pops up to say hi to anyone who might remember them from the old days” thread

    20 October 2026 - 05:52 PM

    Wait you hate hockey? Can another Canadian chime in and tell me if that's grounds for revoking Canadian citizenship?

  4. In Topic: The “old member pops up to say hi to anyone who might remember them from the old days” thread

    20 October 2026 - 11:11 AM

     Vengeance, on 19 October 2026 - 10:11 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 19 October 2026 - 08:16 AM, said:

     Messremb, on 18 October 2026 - 07:56 PM, said:

    Sombra is eternal. The rest of our lives are like gnats to him.

    Twins are going to be 9 soon, where has that time gone?

    I've meant to look in here more often but never got around to it.

    Messremb! Good to see you! My twins will be 5 in December, anything I should be looking out for? ;)


    A pile of money for when they decide to play competitive sports...

    Oh dang you're right...

  5. In Topic: The “old member pops up to say hi to anyone who might remember them from the old days” thread

    19 October 2026 - 08:16 AM

     Messremb, on 18 October 2026 - 07:56 PM, said:

    Sombra is eternal. The rest of our lives are like gnats to him.

    Twins are going to be 9 soon, where has that time gone?

    I've meant to look in here more often but never got around to it.

    Messremb! Good to see you! My twins will be 5 in December, anything I should be looking out for? ;)

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2026 - 20:15
    happy #41 mate
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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