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Member Title:
Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
41 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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AIM  Ninja Simeon
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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Yesterday, 01:54 PM

    Started reading "Purge of Ashes" by some guy called Joe Monty or something

  2. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    02 October 2026 - 03:42 PM

     amphibian, on 01 October 2026 - 01:36 PM, said:

    I hope the time with her parents is a good farewell. I'm sorry about the loss and that she will be far from you for a time.

    Thank you. It's tough but it's part of life sadly.

  3. In Topic: Mark Lawrence thread for all things Mark Lawrence'y'ish

    01 October 2026 - 06:58 AM

    Mine is signed and says "Don't tell Macros about this" which is a bit

    Oh, whoops...

  4. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    01 October 2026 - 06:57 AM

     Slow Ben, on 01 October 2026 - 01:35 AM, said:

    This week I learned I am allergic to poison oak.

    And it suuuucks.

    I mean I would generally tend to avoid anything with the word "poison" in its name, but maybe that's just me! In seriousness I hope it's not too severe...

    In my world, messing with my groove is that it seems my father in law, with whom I get on very well, is on his last legs. He's had a form of cancer for about 7nyears now and mostly been able to get on with life to one degree or another but recently he's been getting worse and the night before last we got a phone call from my mother in law to tell my wife "you'd better come" which is not easy for us living where we do. Regardless she has gone back to Oldham and is spending time with her family. Which is great but also sucks.

  5. In Topic: Soccer/Football/Futbol/Whatever in general

    29 September 2026 - 03:52 PM

    https://www.premierl...chester-city-fc

    Statement from the Premier League. It's pretty serious and I'd be interested if HMRC or someone are also interested in some of the financial tampering... Let's see how brave they actually are when it comes to sanctions.

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2026 - 20:15
    happy #41 mate
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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