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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
35 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Yesterday, 09:50 PM

    Gave up on War and Peace it was just full. Rich Russians talking about other rich Russians. Read it for a few days, got tons of chapters in, only 10% through. Forget that.

    Reading TOUCH by Claire North instead. Love the concept already!

  2. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Yesterday, 09:50 PM

    Gave up on War and Peace it was just full. Rich Russians talking about other rich Russians. Read it for a few days, got tons of chapters in, only 10% through. Forget that.

    Reading TOUCH by Claire North instead. Love the concept already!

  3. In Topic: Ye Big TV Thread

    24 May 2020 - 05:25 AM

     Tsundoku, on 23 May 2020 - 05:15 AM, said:

    Netizens of the Empire, I give you BK's next obsession:

    https://www.news.com...c40b67081b927f3

    "Wild new reality show ‘Labor of Love’ sees 15 men compete to have baby with stranger."

    Hosted by SATC Kristin Davis. Yep, a new low even for America.

    IMHO - Pornhub do it much better with no fake drama in under an hour ... :D

    Maybe they could do a Southern version where suitors are judged by photos of their utes ("trucks") and caravans ("trailers")?
    Men in a house go straight to round 2.
    Men who OWN a house go straight to round 3.

    Or maybe she could just go for 15 truck rides ...

    ;)

    Yikes! I think by the very act of applying to go on that show you are proving that you are not worthy of fathering a child!

  4. In Topic: COVID-19 (aka Coronavirus, aka 2019-nCoV)

    24 May 2020 - 05:22 AM

    Yeah I thought you guys were better than this...

  5. In Topic: Justice League: The Snyder Cut

    23 May 2020 - 12:02 PM

    Surely the Snyder cut will be exactly the same but in slow motion?

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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    Giles 

    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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    Powder 

    01 Apr 2010 - 02:50
    Keep on em!
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    Terez 

    18 Feb 2010 - 00:11
    Hey Tiste. Just wanted to say I wasn't trying to jump on you in the religion forum, really. I just have a tendency to be all logic and 'wtf are you going on about' in that forum. Cheers. ;)
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    Jusentantaka 

    12 Feb 2010 - 00:41
    Tee hee (K)
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    Jusentantaka 

    11 Feb 2010 - 23:40
    So I have a seriouslies business question for you: If someone once was dead but now lives again, are they fair game for you? :D
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    Loki 

    03 Aug 2009 - 11:58
    Da da da daaaaa!
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    Bhurnae 

    15 Jan 2009 - 12:27
    you are lurking.........
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