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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
38 years old
February 4, 1985

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  1. In Topic: Soccer/Football/Futbol/Whatever in general

    Yesterday, 08:22 AM

    Indeed. Cheating scum.
  2. In Topic: The (original) Michelle West Discussion Thread

    Yesterday, 08:19 AM

     JPK, on 04 June 2023 - 05:43 PM, said:

    Tiste and Abyss - check out the audible sale. Lots of the Sun Sword and House War books are under the price of a credit.

    Thanks for the heads up I'll check to see if it's on here.
  3. In Topic: The Last of Us - Part II

    02 June 2023 - 10:34 PM

    Well I finished. Not sure how I feel. The first one left me feeling a bit awestruck, a bit angry and a bit numb all at once. It was a wonderful, beautiful and crushingly brutal experience. And while I've loved the journey of part 2 (utterly stunning game in the sense of how it looks and feels) I'm just a little bit... Drained? I dunno. I think the last bit between the farms was possibly too much?

    I dunno. Apt never posted in here why he hated the story so much. On the whole I was fine with it and actually came to like Abby a bit by the end. Not happy with what she did but could understand and emphasise with her.

    Will they make a third? Who knows. I'd like to see where Dina and the baby end up and if Ellie finds them again. There's the whole thing of "we've got a few hundred Fireflies mooching around here!" So the third installment could be the story of one woman trying to reclaim lost love against a backdrop of a civil war between the remnants of Fedora and whatever Rebel factions Ellie hasn't decimated yet.

    Finally, whatever that massive multi headed monster in the hospital was can absolutely do one I HATED that thing!
  4. In Topic: Weinstein Celebrity Dead Pool

    02 June 2023 - 08:20 AM

    I see Danny Masterson has been convicted two out of three counts of rape. Good. Screw you and screw Scientology for helping to cover it up.
  5. In Topic: The Cheap/Free Ebooks Thread!

    31 May 2023 - 07:32 PM

     QuickTidal, on 31 May 2023 - 03:38 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 31 May 2023 - 03:18 PM, said:

    I've got the Cradle series and the Sea and Shadow stuff. I could only find book 1 of The Last Horizon and that's all I got.

    LAST HORIZON is is space/sci-fi one and it's his most recent book. I have no idea if it's good or not.

    Here's your link to the TRAVELLERS GATEtrilogy in case you missed it.

    Thanks! I've got them too!



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    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    PS clear out your PMs
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    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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    01 Apr 2010 - 02:50
    Keep on em!
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    18 Feb 2010 - 00:11
    Hey Tiste. Just wanted to say I wasn't trying to jump on you in the religion forum, really. I just have a tendency to be all logic and 'wtf are you going on about' in that forum. Cheers. ;)
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