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Member Title:
Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
41 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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AIM  Ninja Simeon
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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    Today, 06:24 PM

    I mean, AI is literally raping the planet so I guess Trump will be in favour of that!

    And to say it's more important than the development of agriculture is truly insane. But it tracks because clearly AI proponents don't actually care about the people whose lives are being affected so why believe that the development of agriculture is that important? It's only food after all.

  2. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    Today, 05:57 PM

    The fact that anyone thinks that the billionaires are building any of this for the benefit of society as a whole rather than for their own power, wealth and control just shows how well the propaganda is working.

  3. In Topic: Ye Big Politics Thread

    Today, 05:48 PM

    He's constantly jetting off to the US to pucker up to Trump's wrinkled buttcrack and tell the Americans how terrible Britain is, and then talk about how he's a true English patriot.

    He is taking his cues from djt right down to the "we're a Christian country!" invective despite it being obvious he's never once picked up a bible.

    Oh and it's almost certain that he received Russian money to be a shill. One of his main players in his political party, Nathan Gill, has been sent to prison for that very offence and a lot of Farages speech around Russia sounds very similar to the stuff that Gill was spouting. I doubt they'll ever prove it.

  4. In Topic: The Book I bought today is...

    Today, 05:44 PM

     Abyss, on 03 June 2026 - 05:31 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 03 June 2026 - 05:24 PM, said:

    ...
    Second purchase - The Tapestry of Fate by Shannon Chakraborty, the sequel to The Adventures of Amina Al Sirafi because ever since I heard there was a sequel, about 20 minutes ago in a different thread, I've wanted it.


    you're welcome!

    I think it's the same narrators and they were great!

  5. In Topic: The Book I bought today is...

    Today, 05:24 PM

    So Audible offered me an annual subscription that is about £40 cheaper and gives me all 12 credits at once. I took it because yes please and now I'm struggling not to spend them all at once!

    First purchase - Blue Remembered Earth by Alastair Reynolds. Why that one? Because Kobna Holdbrook Smith is narrating it so obviously I must have it.

    Second purchase - The Tapestry of Fate by Shannon Chakraborty, the sequel to The Adventures of Amina Al Sirafi because ever since I heard there was a sequel, about 20 minutes ago in a different thread, I've wanted it.

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2026 - 20:15
    happy #41 mate
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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