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Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
36 years old
February 4, 1985

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  1. In Topic: COVID-19 (aka Coronavirus, aka 2019-nCoV)

    Yesterday, 07:49 PM


    You know unvaccinated sperm will be worth more than gold soon?)

    Look forward to seeing speculation on this in the investing thread soon!
  2. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    Yesterday, 07:45 PM

    I hated the Snow White movie she was in (but that might just be the from the movie as a whole rather than her specifically)

    Not seen underwater but I'll try to remember main open minded.
  3. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Yesterday, 04:48 PM

    View PostMaark Abbott, on 24 November 2021 - 08:40 AM, said:

    View PostMorgoth, on 19 November 2021 - 09:38 AM, said:

    The second book was frustratingly mediocre anyways, a massive drop in quality from the first, and packed full of teenage wish fulfilment cliches.

    Considering the first book is absolutely bang average 5/10 fare, I never bothered with the second. Everyone kept banging on about the prose and the fact that there was nothing particularly great about it, coupled with an unlikable main POV character meant it was not a series for me.

    It is slightly sloggy and Rothfuss seems to like to describe everything, which is mildly irritating. However, compared to the utter snoozefest that was Memory, Sorrow, Thorn, this feels like it is racing through everything so I can cope. Honestly, it's not the most taxing book ever and I am enjoying the story of Kvothe. I finally got past the "woe is me, an urchin on the streets for a few years" Scarpy seems pretty cool (despite being arrested) and he is finally leaving and heading to the university. Hasn't really felt like a drag so I am continuing, happily.

    No Dragoncows yet.
  4. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    Yesterday, 04:22 PM

    The words "Kirsten Stewart was the only good thing about it" are enough for me to never touch that film, ever.
  5. In Topic: So, the WHEEL OF TIME TV series is a go at Sony

    Yesterday, 12:05 PM

    You guys have me sold tbh I think I'll start this soon. I trust TRB's judgement on most things (#HildandBeocca4lyfe) so I'm willing to keep going even if I find it poor.



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    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    PS clear out your PMs
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    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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    23 Apr 2010 - 22:46
    Stop mentioning the Game and il stop Neg repping you :P Also i just lost :(
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    01 Apr 2010 - 02:50
    Keep on em!
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    18 Feb 2010 - 00:11
    Hey Tiste. Just wanted to say I wasn't trying to jump on you in the religion forum, really. I just have a tendency to be all logic and 'wtf are you going on about' in that forum. Cheers. ;)
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    12 Feb 2010 - 00:41
    Tee hee (K)
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    11 Feb 2010 - 23:40
    So I have a seriouslies business question for you: If someone once was dead but now lives again, are they fair game for you? :D
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    03 Aug 2009 - 11:58
    Da da da daaaaa!
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