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Member Title:
Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
41 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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AIM  Ninja Simeon
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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Today, 07:13 AM

     Abyss, on 22 April 2026 - 05:39 PM, said:

     JPK, on 22 April 2026 - 05:06 PM, said:

     Abyss, on 22 April 2026 - 04:06 PM, said:

     worry, on 22 April 2026 - 03:08 PM, said:

    SE should go spicy. I think we deserve to know how many joints there are in a Forkrul Assail penis.


    No.



    No we do not.


    But maybe we actually do?



    Maybe YOU do.

    I'm on the "we need more Forkrul Assail penis" side of the argument now I think about it.

  2. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Today, 07:10 AM

    Dang that's tough QT hope they everything goes well for him.

  3. In Topic: THE BURNISHED CITY by Davinia Evans - April Foolishness reading

    20 April 2026 - 06:42 PM

    View PostAbyss, on 20 April 2026 - 02:40 PM, said:

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 April 2026 - 12:15 PM, said:

    View PostTiste Simeon, on 14 April 2026 - 06:06 PM, said:

    Tiste Simeon, he too wants to delve the Abyss?

    Also I can't believe you didn't react to this, Abyss hah
    ...


    Given how things went for
    Spoiler
    i assumed you were being literal
    Spoiler
    .

    That's pretty accurate on both counts!

  4. In Topic: The Canada Politics Thread

    17 April 2026 - 06:05 PM

     Abyss, on 17 April 2026 - 05:48 PM, said:

    ... and his latest bit, attacking Carney's education and experience... guy who took eight years to complete a three year arts degree and whose entire CV reads 'politician' attacks experience of guy w Oxford and Harvard degrees who ran the Bank of Canada and the Bank of England.... wow, which strategic deep thinker thought that was a good idea?

    It doesn't matter. His fans, who he's pandering to, will take it and parrot it without further thought.

  5. In Topic: Israel and Iran

    17 April 2026 - 12:19 PM

    I think that really the difference between the bad leaders of these countries that the US destabilises and the bad leaders in the US is the obviousness of the violence. The US does violence through capitalism, mass media propaganda and shadow operations. The others do it in a more traditional way...

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2026 - 20:15
    happy #41 mate
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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