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Member Title:
Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
Age:
41 years old
Birthday:
February 4, 1985
Location:
T'North

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AIM  Ninja Simeon
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Website URL  http://https://perambulatorsmith.wixsite.com/perambulate

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  1. In Topic: The Book I bought today is...

    Yesterday, 03:45 PM

     QuickTidal, on 11 November 2026 - 04:45 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 11 November 2026 - 04:11 PM, said:

     QuickTidal, on 11 November 2026 - 03:58 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 11 November 2026 - 03:39 PM, said:

    Aww man that's ages to wait!


    Sadly I think I got us on this train too soon after book 1's release so now we play the "when's the next book" waiting game.

    Yes, like most book related problems in my life, you are the cause of them 😂


    HA!

    Accurate. Apologies.

    Just finished it today and now I'm EVEN MORE annoyed I have to wait after THAT ending!

    Seriously though, count me in as a mega fan that book was incredible!

  2. In Topic: The Book I bought today is...

    11 November 2026 - 04:11 PM

     QuickTidal, on 11 November 2026 - 03:58 PM, said:

     Tiste Simeon, on 11 November 2026 - 03:39 PM, said:

    Aww man that's ages to wait!


    Sadly I think I got us on this train too soon after book 1's release so now we play the "when's the next book" waiting game.

    Yes, like most book related problems in my life, you are the cause of them 😂

  3. In Topic: The Book I bought today is...

    11 November 2026 - 03:39 PM

    Aww man that's ages to wait!

  4. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    11 November 2026 - 07:17 AM

     Macros, on 11 November 2026 - 07:02 AM, said:

    Why did ANY Dems miss the impeachment vote???

    Because Israel didn't want them to vote for it. I'm deadly serious.

  5. In Topic: The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread

    11 November 2026 - 07:06 AM

    As long as there's an old squeaky tank somewhere!

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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2026 - 20:15
    happy #41 mate
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2025 - 19:55
    my goodness - 40! hope you took the day off and have a great one :)
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Feb 2024 - 06:26
    Good Lord Simmo - 39! Happy birthday mate.
    Big blowout next year at the Casa del Smith?
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2023 - 14:12
    happy another one Simmo, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Jun 2022 - 01:29
    ah, 447/1295 was the bib number.
    Still 32.5 miles in 9 hours is insanely good, well done. :)
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2022 - 20:06
    You can't be 37. That has to be a typo.
    Happy birthday dude, enjoy.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2021 - 20:57
    36! Good grief. Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Apr 2020 - 02:15
    How could you? Tsk Simmo, for shame - and you a believer and all ... ;)
    https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/jesus-christ-fined-1000-after-police-deem-resurrection-a-non-essential-outing/
    PS clear out your PMs
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    Tsundoku 

    01 Mar 2020 - 13:00
    Bugger, did I miss your birthday this year? Apologies, hope it was good. In a "Hot Fuzz jumping through the air sideways firing two pistols" kind of way. Followed by sweet rumpty.
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2019 - 20:10
    33! You old bugger. Happy birthday.
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    EmperorMagus 

    05 May 2017 - 00:36
    Tiste, what you're going through is horrible. My thoughts are with you and I hope it will be over soon.
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    Puck 

    26 Sep 2014 - 19:10
    Your post in the Good Looking Thread just reminded me of something I think pretty much every time I read of one your posts: Tiste, you are such a nice, sincere and all over great person, from what I can tell, that your existence proves there IS good in the world.
    Yes, that was totally random, but deal with it, it had to be said :D
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    Tsundoku 

    03 Feb 2013 - 15:25
    'Appy birfday Simian :)
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    Blueiron 

    10 Oct 2011 - 01:09
    Your sig just made my life better. Someday I will do just what you suggest. I'll let you know.
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    Macros 

    12 May 2010 - 22:04
    I'm fairly sure I would have remembered the good year blimp floating around my local
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