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  1. In Topic: I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

    04 January 2021 - 11:28 PM

    IT IS I, THE JEZEBEL! ...I swear, I am NOT 12 anymore. Just finished this self portrait I did for work.

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  2. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    29 December 2020 - 07:16 PM

    View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 December 2020 - 07:22 PM, said:

    We got a bread maker for Christmas. Mr PigDog has asked for one for a few years running and I always said no because me and unlimited access to bread ends with the fire brigade having to take windows out of our house to crane me into an ambulance when my arteries clog closed. About 2 years ago I started working on weaning myself off my white bread addiction. We now have a loaf of white bread once every couple of months and the rest of the time we have wholegrain which I don't like very much and hence no longer eat a lot of bread.


    This year I relented on his bread maker request because fuck it there's nothing else to do. We made our first loaf of white on 26th and just finished out third for dinner tonight. We are going to need bigger windows.


    Homemade wholegrain bread is delicious, though! And you can pimp it with whatever you like! I've been making my own bread for a while now and I usually use half wholegrain spelt flour and half whatever else I feel like: wheat flour, rye flour, buckwheat flour, then chuck in stuff like walnuts, oats, linseeds, chia seeds, cranberries, goji berries... whatever's at hand (not all at once, of course). It's the best.
  3. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    22 December 2020 - 06:26 PM

    Update time: we were supposed to have a last casual anyone-who-wants-can-show-up meetup today. Dude was a no show even though he'd promised to bring the BBQ. Said his car had broken down, which is most likely true. In any case, I didn't get around to talk to him, but did hace a word with the boss.

    Now, it's important to know that I am currently doing portraits of the entire staff since I manage our new website and we decided to have a "The Team" area with drawn portraits rather than photos because people felt more comfortable with that. So I'very been hounding everyone for reference pics, dude here included.

    So I approached the boss and asked him to ask for a pic from the coworker and explained I'd gotten a call from his wife asking me to not share the car with him in not too friendly terms. Boss immediately went like "Where'd she get your number?!" and "Awkward situation, I'm sorry that happened. I'll ask about the pic for you."

    So that's resolved, which was my main issue. I didn't want weird vibes at work.

     amphibian, on 21 December 2020 - 09:36 PM, said:

    What does your coworker say about continuing the rides? It's the coworker's job to deal with the wife.


    I'd asked him previously and he'd always say it's totally fine and I'm welcome. But looking back at some stuff he alluded to, his wife does seem to have a big jealousy problem, so while I believe he's still perfectly fine with giving me a ride, I also believe he ain't got the spine to deal with his wife and I'd rather not end up any deeper in this mess. At least I can read on the bus.

     Tsundoku, on 22 December 2020 - 02:24 AM, said:

    If it wasn't so serious that would be hilarious. It's like a scene from a bad romcom.

    I must admit, you as the hussy/homewrecker/Jezebel is not a concept that would have ever occurred to me. Never a dull moment at Casa del Puck.


    That was pretty much the reaction of everyone I've told about this. I'm very much looking forward to a very dull Christmas devoid of drama and people.
  4. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    21 December 2020 - 09:12 PM

    So this... situation happened earlier today.

    As some of you may know, I recently started a new job. I'm the only girl in the new place, but since my humor seems to fit right in, it's been a blast. Now, it takes me an hour one way to get to work and back and I just so happen to have a co-worker who lives nearby and drops off his kids at the school a two-minute-walk away from my place. So our boss was like ""Why don't you two come to work together?" I cautiously asked aforementioned co-worker if that's cool with him, since he's Georgian/Greek/Russian/Anythinginbetween and also since he had the typical completely flat facial expression. He said it's cool and turned out to be quite the happy, talkative chap. He also has exactly two topics of conversation: how much he loves his family and how much he misses Greece. Cool, don't care, my commute time is being cut in half.

    Two months of this working just fine I get a call from an unknown number. Enter his Russian wife, who turns out to be an absolute fury, and lectures me AT LENGTH about the UTTER indecency of me, an unmarried woman (she basically implied I'm a whore), sharing a car with a MARRIED MAN with A WIFE and THREE KIDS!!!11 (Yah, no shit, Sherlock, dude had basically no other topic than his kids.) And also about how life without a man is worthless (I KID YOU NOT) and if I had a husband, I would know that.

    I'm completely speechless at this point. Like, what in the fucking hell... Cool, you're not cool with your husband sharing a car with a female co-worker. Not my cup of tea, but I guess I get it. But holy shit, the attitude and length of that lecture...

    She also very obviously snooped around in his phone to find my number.

    Also, I'm now in the fun position to tell both said co-worker AND our boss why I'm taking the bus again from now on. I mean, I don't care all that much, but dude is going to be embarrassed into the fucking ground because in no way will I hide the why from the boss. Maybe not go into the how, but I'm not making excuses for that bitch.

    Messing with my groove is mainly that the last thing I wanted at a new job was this kind of drama.
  5. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    07 December 2020 - 10:08 PM

    Thanks you to everyone who said something on the previous page :hugs:

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    Tsundoku 

    05 Jan 2021 - 01:18
    hmmm, sorry, scratch the Delilah ref - I just remembered what happens to her at the end of the song. Oops.
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    Tsundoku 

    15 May 2020 - 17:50
    2 birthday rep because the first was a cyrillic copy paste that came out looking like swearing, sorry
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    Tsundoku 

    15 May 2020 - 17:44
    and again O Puckiest one of all! Hope it's a great day
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    Tsundoku 

    16 May 2019 - 08:39
    Happy birthday Puckster
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    King Lear 

    28 Jun 2018 - 19:20
    Same. We're mutually terrible at this. It works XD
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    King Lear 

    27 Jun 2018 - 22:41
    Love you the mostest <3
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    King Lear 

    27 Jun 2018 - 21:24
    <3
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    Tsundoku 

    16 May 2018 - 09:20
    Happy birthday, hope you have a good one
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    King Lear 

    14 Nov 2016 - 17:27
    I'm in the US (so still with the ugly stuff, but less with ground refusing to still) I'm okay, and it looks like all friends and family are okay (if a little bit traumatised, apparently it's not a pleasant experience even for those who are not injured or have any property damage or anything).
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    King Lear 

    21 Aug 2016 - 07:38
    Puuuuuckkkkk
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    King Lear 

    09 Apr 2016 - 13:12
    One day we will chat again!
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    King Lear 

    12 Feb 2016 - 23:05
    Hugs back to you! Hope you're doing well <3
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    King Lear 

    01 Oct 2015 - 05:10
    <3
    You are the slinkiest
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    King Lear 

    21 Sep 2015 - 10:06
    You know, chat's refusal to make sounds when people enter or leave, or show the number of comments when I'm in another tab is extremely inconvenient. Anyway, *hugs*
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    King Lear 

    18 Sep 2015 - 11:43
    Noooooooooooooooooo I missed you
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