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  1. In Topic: Canadian Politics

    13 September 2021 - 07:13 AM

    I am in the fortunate position of being in a NDP/CPC swing riding and so can vote my conscience and have it matter.
  2. In Topic: The USA politics thread -

    11 September 2021 - 07:55 PM

     Lady Bliss, on 11 September 2021 - 07:35 PM, said:

    George W's speech today was particularly good. Honestly, for a republican, I didn't think he was that bad of a president.

    Ummm ... except for Iraq, Afghanistan, Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, and 2008, right? Cause by any metric you want to measure it GW has caused more pain and suffering than any other president in the last 30 years.
  3. In Topic: COVID-19 (aka Coronavirus, aka 2019-nCoV)

    02 September 2021 - 02:38 AM

    View Postamphibian, on 02 September 2021 - 12:51 AM, said:

    Especially when the vaccine is free and readily available on basically a walk-in basis for just about everyone in the country over age 12.

    It's madness.

    Nah, it's economic anxiety.
  4. In Topic: Blackfort Driving range - open for Business

    02 September 2021 - 02:35 AM

    I'm not going to lie all this time I thought Macros's driving range had something to do with cars and, you know, actual driving.

    Fucking English.

    Congrats Macros.
  5. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    17 July 2021 - 07:18 AM

    View PostMaark Abbott, on 17 July 2021 - 07:11 AM, said:

    View PostAbyss, on 16 July 2021 - 03:14 PM, said:

    View PostMaark Abbott, on 16 July 2021 - 07:50 AM, said:

    View PostEmperorMagus, on 16 July 2021 - 07:17 AM, said:

    View PostMaark Abbott, on 15 July 2021 - 07:50 AM, said:

    Dickhead kids.

    Still got a scaffold up side of the house we're chasing to have down. On two occasions last night had kids either swinging off it or climbing up (probably to about 25 feet high in the latter example).

    If I catch them up there again then I'm having coppers over. Mislike having to resort to something I don't trust but chances are one of these little twats will Darwin themselves otherwise.

    Man ... I hope you have general liability insurance.

    The builder / scaffolder does, but it wouldn't be my responsibility if kids were to hurt themselves trespassing up it - I've notified police and their response when they came over was as long as we're on at builder chasing it regularly there's nowt else we can do as the homeowners.

    I know of two instances where scaffold left up and accessible was used for break in smash n grab.

    That's another worry. We got woken up at 1:15am by kids banging on it, went outside and they'd gone but they'd been beating on the scaffold with a sheared off trolley handle. Had to get on phone to police twice in three days over this shit and I'm getting likely to smack these dickheads with the business end of my shovel at this rate.

    I've seen a case where kids stole a car, crashed it, and their parents sued to the mechanic shop that'd left the keys in the car for negligence. If it's your house this scaffolding is up on I would not be surprised if whoever hurts themselves on it tries to sue you. After all, idiocy has no upper bounds.


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    14 Feb 2021 - 02:57
    and so on and so forth. Hope all's well. Have a good one.
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    13 Feb 2020 - 20:11
    Happy even
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    13 Feb 2020 - 20:10
    Happt Valenbirthday
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    14 Feb 2019 - 08:33
    Has it been another year already? My goodness ... Happy birthday.
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    14 Feb 2018 - 09:08
    That time of year again
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    Tiste Simeon 

    09 May 2017 - 11:45
    Hey just saw your comment on my profile, thank you!
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    11 Feb 2017 - 07:48
    Sorry, that rep was meant to be positive.
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    17 Dec 2016 - 20:42
    Heh, can't argue with that
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    14 Feb 2016 - 03:01
    Happy birthday :)
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    18 Apr 2015 - 09:24
    Something happened today that even 10 years ago I thought I'd never see: our female Foreign Minister dropped in on yours for a chat. Hopefully the start of something good. :)
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    14 Apr 2015 - 02:19
    Hello and thank you for the kind words.
    I used to be a real jerk in discussions. Age, experience and my successes/failures have led me to take more time thinking about things and taking better positions on things. Glad you appreciate the results of that process.
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    24 Mar 2015 - 11:10
    How could I forget after we dicussed in chat how much more sense it makes to start a new year in spring instead of winter. ;)
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    23 Mar 2015 - 13:37
    I know I'm three days late, but anyway:
    Happy New Year, Emmy. :)
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    29 Nov 2014 - 20:58
    ha, awesome. That is pretty normal in my neck of the woods (Theoryland); I had read them about that many times between the time I read WH in 2001 and the time I joined Theoryland in late 2004. I've lost count of how many times I've reread them; I'm about to start again soon to brush up for JordanCon in April.
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    29 Nov 2014 - 14:29
    Are you a WoT fan? Or just happy to know a real fan exists? :D
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