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#1 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 10:31 PM

well, the first one was, in my opinion, something of a classic.

The second one was one of the worst £3 i've ever spent.

this one looks....

so-so.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=t7DTy_5ijV0
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 07:28 AM

It looks absolutly crap. Really, is that a real trailer? It has none of the atmosphere of the first one, I haven't seen the second one but I heard it was bad.

I think this is going to be tragedy.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 07:33 AM

trust me, judging by the trailer, it'll be an improvement on the second film.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 07:38 AM

In that case you should have sued when you saw the sequel.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 07:39 AM

The second was the mix between the abominable snowman and a heaping pile of steaming turd.

This looks horrible as well, but horrible like the first one in that you HAVE to go see it.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:19 AM

Xander;269408 said:

The second was the mix between the abominable snowman and a heaping pile of steaming turd.

This looks horrible as well, but horrible like the first one in that you HAVE to go see it.


agreed on both counts
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:24 AM

I never even knew there was a second one. The first one is classically funny with the all required at the time of making boob shots in the shower.

Its not like they could ever make a alien tongue in cheek film that rivals Tremors anyway. Not sure why they bothered.

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:34 AM

The hot redhead topless makes the First one an instant classic....

*sigh* memories :(
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:42 AM

* nods head agreeably *
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:44 AM

To me it was scenes like where the drill instructor brakes the big guys arms or puts a knife through the smartass as hand. It's just so rough, got to love it.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:46 AM

that and when he gets an insect claw through the thigh...fuckin 'a!
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:48 AM

I was crushed when hot chick gets speared and dies on the evac.

It's funny but ever since I saw Startship Troopers I've hated Denise Richards. Not just because she's a crap actress, but mainly because she's such a bitch in that movie :(
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:50 AM

Yeah, a cheatin 'ho.

Rico is the man, and what about his big dumb blonde sidekick that's more teeth than anything else....classic.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 10:06 AM

Sort of trivialized the original novel (not that I liked it) but it also did a pretty good fascism parody/critique so I guess that's alright then. Flashy stuff was pretty cool. Actresses were pretty hot (kinda the point). Was the sequel done by Verhoeven? Probably not worth bothering w/ it otherwise.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 10:07 AM

The acting was so bad it was brilliant :(
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 10:08 AM

Well, it was done in the same style as the first robocop movies, it was a style. The campy feel was intentional.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 10:09 AM

Best line.

"Some kind of....smart bug."

Ever.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:59 PM

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 04:15 PM

I think that was the film that made me fall in love with Michael Ironside, the film, his role and his awesome name.

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 04:33 PM

Sequel was not Verhoeven. It really had no business even being a movie.

As far as the first movie, nothing beats Doogie Howser in an SS uniform
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