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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:21 PM
I did find Enfield Chase! God forbid I would have to fight my way out of Chav-land! What with these match sticks for arms I would get seriously hurt in the process...
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:22 PM
Tremolo;346883 said:
And I should now be fully equipped for the journey to Enfield Station.
You've packed a gun?
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:25 PM
Mezla PigDog;346898 said:
You've packed a gun?
ANd what happens at the air port when they check my luggage and frisk me? I see the wickedness behind your ploy! You are just jealous and want my spot on the floor at Hetan and Mal! But you can't have it! Muahahahaaaaa
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:38 PM
Stick arms? Compared to me, you look like bloody Schwarzenegger. You flabby Austrian you. 
Enfield Chase is fine I'll have you know.
Enfield Chase is fine I'll have you know.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:50 PM
Tremolo;346904 said:
ANd what happens at the air port when they check my luggage and frisk me? I see the wickedness behind your ploy! You are just jealous and want my spot on the floor at Hetan and Mal! But you can't have it! Muahahahaaaaa
Unless you've aquired an excellent rack in the last few days and a hilariously flawed anti-porn stance you're a rubbish substitute for Mezla, mores the pity.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 04:26 PM
Cougar;346944 said:
Unless you've aquired an excellent rack in the last few days and a hilariously flawed anti-porn stance you're a rubbish substitute for Mezla, mores the pity.
My rack is my own damn business and so is my knowledge of porn....ehrm...I know nothing!
So what's the weather forecast for the weekend?
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:47 PM
Cougar is a bastard, just so you all know when you meet him
EDIT - My English weather spidey sense predicts RAIN!
EDIT - My English weather spidey sense predicts RAIN!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:07 PM
Mezla PigDog;347918 said:
Cougar is a bastard, just so you all know when you meet him
EDIT - My English weather spidey sense predicts RAIN!
EDIT - My English weather spidey sense predicts RAIN!
oh yes that is impressive preditice powers because it never rains in england
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#349
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:09 PM
It's not like it's raining nowOH YES IT IS SINCE IT IS SUMMER
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:11 PM
No wonder you english are so damn whiney. Rain Rain bad teeth Rain Rain Rain.
Illy, I want to see your sister rip of TT's arms and beat him with them. Provide these pictures after the BBQ, or feel my wrath!
Illy, I want to see your sister rip of TT's arms and beat him with them. Provide these pictures after the BBQ, or feel my wrath!
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:18 PM
Obdigore;347940 said:
Illy, I want to see your sister rip of TT's arms and beat him off with them. Provide these pictures after the BBQ, or feel my wrath!
Corrected for accuracy...
And me thinks Mezla is being mean spirited again.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 09:18 PM
just a reminder folks - i demand barrel loads of pics.
by the way, seen as SE is in the coutry anyway, did anybody think to invite him to the barbecue?
by the way, seen as SE is in the coutry anyway, did anybody think to invite him to the barbecue?
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 08:07 AM
Hey you guys - have a great time at Hetan and Mal's place - enjoy falling in the pond and all the other non-Olympic sports that are on the agenda - I look forward to full and frank reporting of all that happens as well as HD quality video and pictures. Am sure that reputations will once again be made and destroyed in just a few hours 
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 10:31 AM
I'm devestated by Mezla's response, I was trying to be complimentary I may sit in my room and cry for a few days.
Also for future reference, I do know my father and I think the term 'Cougar is a f**king c**t' is more acurate and in common usage (at least by my close friends and family).
Also for future reference, I do know my father and I think the term 'Cougar is a f**king c**t' is more acurate and in common usage (at least by my close friends and family).
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:16 PM
Me, mean spirited? Always Grumpy is my default mode.
Anyway, I hope you guys have fun and my personal theory that Hetan and Mal are cannibals and have been laying down the groundwork for this feast for years remain unfounded.
Grumpy is my default mode.Anyway, I hope you guys have fun and my personal theory that Hetan and Mal are cannibals and have been laying down the groundwork for this feast for years remain unfounded.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
