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John Rambo vs. The Terminator

#1 The Crippled God

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:08 AM

Well that's a classic clash of titans...who would win? The Endless amo master or The Stealboned redeyed macho...

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#2 Aptorian

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:02 PM

If we're talking the slowass, not so clever terminator from the first movie, Rambo wins... easily

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:30 PM

Let it be from Terminator 2

The same model, but more memorable quotes

#4 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:33 PM

I reckon Terminator wins hands down. Of all the traps and tricks Rambo does in part one, none of them would hurt Arnie.

Rambo: Dont push me!

Terminator: Fuck you asshole.

I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#5 Urb

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:21 PM

Terminator is almost twice as tall as Rambo.
He would just pick the little ranger up and break him in half.

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considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

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#6 Aptorian

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:21 PM

In the wilderness, where Rambo is at home, I think the green baret would win over the robot. Of course Terminator would be able to see Rambo with heat senses, but the terrain is to Rambo's advantage.

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:23 PM

Nope Rambo it is. The bandanna-ed badass shall prevail.

After all, the Terminator lost to women... twice

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:30 PM

the more important question is:

who would referee the fight?

it could only be Chuck Norris or Van Dam

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#9 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:42 PM

Van Dam couldn't ref a fight between Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse

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#10 The Crippled God

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:53 PM

Chuck 100%! But another question is, who would reload first!? o.0

#11 Aptorian

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 03:10 PM

Heroes don't die they just reload.

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 08:36 PM

This thread is ridiculous. It has no point past a simple shallow question.

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 08:44 PM

Dancer it's a poll thread... They normally don't have much depths besides determining common consensus on a easier or harder question.

I see two situations where Rambo can win. If he gets into an environment he can use or if he has sufficiently powerfull weaponry at his disposal.

On the other hand, the terminator will keep on going untill sufficiently damaged. It's hardware lets it see in the darkness and detect Rambo even in hiding. Is the Terminator fitted with files on gurilla tactics and counter measures?

#14 Urb

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 08:49 PM

Of course it is.
Before it was sent back to the past, it's main objective was to infiltrate and destroy guerilla forces. It is also bulletproof up to a certain calibre. While Rambo has to pull out the bullet and close the wound with burning gunpowder in order to stop infection.

This is a nobrainer. Rambo has to start with some kind of handicap in order to survive this

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

-some poet on reddit

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 08:59 PM

Terminator....no contest.

Now if it is a contest of better mullet....Rambo wins....easily

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:32 AM

This thread is worst than most.. at least most have SOMETHING to do with MBotF...

that being, said, of course the Terminator would prevail...

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#17 The Crippled God

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:24 AM

Well not to forget, that in T1, The Terminator was asskicked by a mere guy, who, compared to Rambo, is like a school bully in first grade...

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:03 AM

Rambo was tough, but he'd get terminated, badly.

Get to the chopper!

#19 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:32 AM

The Crippled God;253920 said:

Well not to forget, that in T1, The Terminator was asskicked by a mere guy, who, compared to Rambo, is like a school bully in first grade...

Sacrilege!!!! Reece was the hardest human in the whole world. He was the one man John Connor trusted to go back in time and whoop the Terminator with no weapons or equipment. And he shagged his boss's mum, so he gets bonus points for that.

In the immortal words of Kyle Reece, 'Terminators dont feel pain - I do - Dont do that again...'

I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.