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Toll the Hounds Discussion Thread

#121 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 01:48 PM

Blend;214504 said:

Geez Gem, even *I* know this one...


Why would Abyss demand naked male slaves rubbed in oil?
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Posted 16 October 2007 - 02:20 PM

Tremolo;214509 said:

Why would Abyss demand naked male slaves rubbed in oil?



Because my SUV needs an oil change and i'm non-traditionally aggressive about these things, now stop interrupting and let her answer, dammit!

- Abyss, notes he will need to acquire a new baby seal because the filter also needs changing...
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Posted 16 October 2007 - 02:49 PM

Nothing beats a new baby seal for oil filter usage...well except maybe a club...
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Posted 16 October 2007 - 03:28 PM

Tremolo;214527 said:

Nothing beats a new baby seal for oil filter usage...well except maybe a club...


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Posted 16 October 2007 - 07:30 PM

Malaclypse, can I (borrow) your brain? not all of it, just the cerebral cortex.. and I swear I won't give it to Abyss......

kud13, readies the brain-analysis software....
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 16 October 2007 - 08:46 PM

i'm so sorry apt i was eating lentil soup and forgot to fall for this thread until long after it was stickied!!
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Posted 16 October 2007 - 08:47 PM

Abyss;214502 said:

No no no. Now Gem, this is your first test, so pay attention: What does a true apprentice of the Abyss demand in situations like these?

- Abyss, needs to perfect his 'Evile Emperor' voice.


*sweating heavily because she is not sure what Abyss is talking about* (please don't eat my brains if I get it wrong!)

*guesses wildly...*

Malacypse: If you send me all your current and incoming parts of TtH, I won't kill you when I execute my diabolical master plan. Maybe.
Also, you have to surrender parts of your brains to Abyss for every chapter that the Errant isn't killed. *snicker*

-Gem, need directions to the caramilk bar - have map to the chocolate bar somewhere around...

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 06:23 PM

Abyss;214519 said:

Because my SUV needs an oil change and i'm non-traditionally aggressive about these things, now stop interrupting and let her answer, dammit!

- Abyss, notes he will need to acquire a new baby seal because the filter also needs changing...


Baby seal pelts Do make good air filters, but have you ever tried panda-fur seat covers or a white-rhino horn shift lever? Its the luxuries where you really get to put those endangered species killing skills to good use.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:25 PM

Abyss me thinks Gem is a fast learner...perhaps a bit too fast...:outta:
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 06:52 AM

...naah she is probably faking it...
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 12:00 PM

Tremolo;214820 said:

...naah she is probably faking it...

Fake? Fake is in I-will-eat-your-brains-since-you-don't-seem-to-use-it-anyway-fake? :heyhey:
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 04:10 PM

Gem Windcaster;214870 said:

Fake? Fake is in I-will-eat-your-brains-since-you-don't-seem-to-use-it-anyway-fake? :heyhey:


Oh snap!

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 06:37 PM

Wait a minute...2 - 0? Didn't I just get slapped the one time? :p

Tremolo - who needs brains anyway since it will only get eaten by Abysssssss
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 07:36 PM

So, I was thinking that when she commented at Mal, she was commenting at you...

To reiterate - Gem - 1, Trem - 1, Blend - 0
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 07:38 PM

Thats what I like...a fair man. :p

Now back to plotting against Gem....hmmm.... some kind of stage, a bucket of red paint and an audience....hmmm perhaps not...
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 08:33 PM

Blend;215039 said:

So, I was thinking that when she commented at Mal, she was commenting at you...

To reiterate - Gem - 1, Trem - 1, Blend - 0

Hey, you're not very good at counting, are you? *slaps Blend* I get every point, capisce?
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 09:14 PM

Gem Windcaster;215050 said:

Hey, you're not very good at counting, are you? *slaps Blend* I get every point, capisce?


Nope! I have been keeping track:

Wolverine - infinity
Abyss - Brainzzz
Everyone else - zero

Gem Windcaster - honorable mention for slapping Blend...
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:23 PM

Can I get a point????
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:43 PM

Me too, me too!!!
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:44 PM

Me three, Me three, Me three...:p

The link provided in this thread opened a good door, I quite enjoyed it...the only thing which might be better apart form TtH is the prologue.
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