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Crazy Theories, After RG's Paradigm Reset

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 09:43 PM

Yes, yes, but RG was filled with them.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 10:12 PM

Oh come on guys...maybe he's happy in the realm of death playing a game of grab ass with Hood
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 10:34 PM

Grizzy was one of the drunks sitting in Letheras by the lake.
I have nothing to prove this, but I say this to ruin "QB has Grizzy's soul" theory....
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 12:55 AM

Well was he an elder God of some race? or rather an elemental force?
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 12:57 AM

tBH glossary
Grizzin Farl--an Elder God

thinkof that what you may....
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 01:03 AM

Hmm...maybe he was an Edur...or connected to K'Chain
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 07:57 AM

Grizzin Farl is included in the Draconean tree as connected to Mother Darks Elder Gods.
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 07:58 AM

right...i've always had an interest in him...maybe it's because we've only had obscure references
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 06:19 PM

in the whole QB has Grizzin Farls soul line, imho Griz was the elder god of the T3 and like mael and the errant took a mortal form, set'alahad c'rool or w.e that stood up to dassem ultor and forced him back a step. in the jhag thread setalahad is the only other 'jhag' besides icarium that has been positively id'd
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Posted 23 December 2007 - 11:11 PM

just started a RG re-read...
after the prologue, i'd like to state, what might be a rehash of an earlier theory:
THe heart-eating wolves can now semble into Grey swords. We'll see their unstoppable awesomeness in DoD
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 03:22 AM

@kud - now that would be a cool way to bring the Grey Swords back and not make them total losers.....
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:01 PM

Grey Soletaken Swords... My god that would rawk B) the Wolves answer to the Jheck.

Jheck Leader: Haha no my brothers, Semble! Show them our might!
Anastoc:*laughs* well, grey wolves... semble also!
Jheck Leader: Why is it that every time we try something we end up being beaten by stupidly powerful foreign soldiers... *as the Grey Sword Wolves kick ass*
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:06 PM

Time from another crazy theory from me:

Fener is actually a KCNR/Jaghut hybrid. the idea of him as a boar came ffom the fact that the only survivior of his ascention was a Durhanf addict, who tried to rationalize what he figured it wasa boar... and Fener liked that idea, b/c it allowed him to conceal his heritage
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:24 PM

Haha my theory: Shadow is just meanas, a total illusion, and the Hounds are really only little poodles.

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Cotty: You know, its probably best if we get some new dogs...
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 12:50 AM

If Shadowthrone and Cotillion had enough puzzle pieces together to jigger things their way enough to get an Azath next to Starvald Demelain, then they had enough information to figure out who Kettle was. They do not want a united KE under anyone - except themselves.

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:34 PM

Grub is gonna be the Malazan Empire's First Sword. So, he's actually Dassem's son, somehow.
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 02:00 AM

Crazy? How about....

On the Moon a “Jade” God is averting its eyes, to maintain the balance. It will however turn its gaze to Wu and arrive, a bit like the CG but x1000000. ST and a few others are aware of this event horizon and everything so far has been a preparation of defences for such a time. Kettle states in RG “something is coming”. Also in tBH the whole section about the Jade hands/fingers/giants, the screaming human souls, etc. Where did the giant come from? An opening salvo.

The CG has the most knowledge of this God, him being an alien, and wants to get outta the way of this impact from “The Gardens of the Moon”. He is desperate to be free as this God is pure Ottaral. Maybe it was worshipped in the past by K’CCM techno heads allowing the overcoming of magic orientated K’CCM and Draconians. Becoming aware of this situation, many EG buggered off to hide (where are they?). ST and a handful of others are pretty much the only ones doing something about this.

When this God arrives it will free many from the Azath, hence ST trying to control the Deadhouses, and maybe eliminate any that won’t side against said Jade God, or at least minimize the Pandora’s Box effect as much as possible. Also having no magic of any sort will kinda screw any plans he may have, as well as all the others and their various machinations.

This is full of holes, but you get the idea, so…..shoot me down. Lol.
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 04:33 AM

well, you asked for it, lol
as far as I remeber when Kettle talks about something coming, she means Iccy...
most EGs have been out of the picture/hiding since the fall of the CG (apparently, a bunch of them got killed by that)

the Moon that's directly above Wu can't be too alien, whereas the CG is so alien he was basicaly summoned from a diff universe... so he wouldn't know much...
the problem with KCNR using the moon god to vercome KCCM is that KCCM were around first.... also, at the end the Dragons did their part in laying the smackdown on the KCCM Matrons, but we never really hear of them doing much to the NR...
Aside from those, it's a crazy theory, have some rep!
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:57 PM

Knuckles (dice) gives off the impression of having something to do with luck and being the Hold version of Oponn. And also because searching for this is a bit of a nightmare (putting god in the search filter was a bad idea*) I'd like to throw out the idea that because the CG is always mentioned as being alien; it is actually God (the Earth one), and considering how spiteful and generally nasty hes been in the books it'd be a rather good twist on everything. I'm kind of hoping it isn't though, as it is all a bit current with His Dark Materials.

*So if this has all been mentioned before, I apologise.
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 10:14 PM

I believe somewher in MT it's said that Knuckles was actually the Forkrul Assail tile....
also, the Oponn of the Holds was The Errant..
As for the CG.... the Salvation cult of Felisin the Fatter that he started reminds us most of Christianity, but in tBH Paran predicts that that movement will eventuially break off with the CG...
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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