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Which character do you dislike the most?

Poll: Which character do you dislike the most? (361 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Crippled God (7 votes [1.94%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.94%

  2. Empress Laseen (11 votes [3.05%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.05%

  3. High Fist Pormqual (87 votes [24.10%])

    Percentage of vote: 24.10%

  4. Kruppe (15 votes [4.16%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.16%

  5. Kallor (21 votes [5.82%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.82%

  6. Rhulad Sengar (23 votes [6.37%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.37%

  7. Korbolo Dom (53 votes [14.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.68%

  8. Mallick Rel (77 votes [21.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.33%

  9. Karsa Orlong (16 votes [4.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.43%

  10. Others (51 votes [14.13%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.13%

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#61 User is offline   Ember 

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 07:48 AM

Kruppe annoys the crap out of me but I can't bring myself to hate him.

However, I intensely dislike both Pormqual (grrrr) and Mallick Rel (grrr!).
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:07 PM

I hate Pust!

Trouble is that he makes me like to hate him...meaning, I guess, that I actually like him?? :)
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#63 User is offline   Siergiej 

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:31 PM

Crippled God. He is the weakest part of Malazan Book of the Fallen as a whole. For such a great, epic saga, to have this cliche, broken, insane guy as the main antagonist is a real shame.
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 07:02 PM

View PostSiergiej, on 21 July 2010 - 12:31 PM, said:

Crippled God. He is the weakest part of Malazan Book of the Fallen as a whole. For such a great, epic saga, to have this cliche, broken, insane guy as the main antagonist is a real shame.


How far are you into the saga? :)
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#65 User is offline   Siergiej 

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 09:07 PM

Read the first five novels. Up to this moment, Crippled God sucks hard.
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Posted 22 July 2010 - 12:10 AM

Okay, that's your opinion, but... warning: spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers and spoilers.

Spoiler

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 09:48 AM

As for Midnight Tides, and 4 preceeding novels, he certainly is. Now when I think about it, at some time I disliked Karsna Orlong even more. He was whining all the time about who is he going to kill and what he can do, and yet if not for Torvald Nom's help, he would have died like about dozen times in the first few chapters. For the beginning of HoC he should get a reservation in the Deck of Dragons, as a Whining Bitch of High House Pussy. Good thing he develops into much more interesting character later in the book (and hopefully in one of the further novels that I didn't read yet) and I can keep going with my whining about Crippled God.
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Posted 23 July 2010 - 03:25 PM

pormqual is such an idiot, he just leads them to their deaths, what an idiot!! mallick rell is evil, but clever and we're supposed to hate him, pormqual is just a frickin idiot man!!
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 07:57 PM

whiny whiny felesin, and also, whiny whiny felesin.
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Posted 22 September 2010 - 01:23 PM

Korbolo Dom for sure, but why isn't Clip up here? ugh he just shits me be so arrogant for a character that isn't even that strong. AND he mean to poor old Silchas :) how could he? :p DIE Clip DIE!!!

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oh good he did :p
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Posted 22 September 2010 - 01:29 PM

OH YEAH! and i dunno if anyone said this already (im too lazy to read all the posts) but Karos Invictad should so be up there as well!!! along with OMFG i cannot contain the hate for - thats right - Talarak Veed !!!! grrrrrrr
so essential to the story line but so so so annoying and hard to read.
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Posted 22 September 2010 - 07:54 PM

View PostLeigh1992, on 22 September 2010 - 01:23 PM, said:

ugh he just shits me be so arrogant for a character that isn't even that strong.


Who can argue with that?
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Posted 22 September 2010 - 10:49 PM

I nearly screamed at the book near the end of RotCG when
Spoiler

That git! That evil, spineless wart on the face of the earth! Grr, how I hate him.
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 11:43 AM

I chose other: the Mhybe. Such an annoying whining person.

Orlong runs a close second. I like civilization....
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 07:24 PM

Pormqual should have died before he got an entire Legion Nailed to a bunch of trees!!!!
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Posted 09 October 2010 - 10:34 PM

High Fist Pormqual without any shadow of a doubt.

Now there are many other characters in the saga who have equally dubious qualities to thier nature yet nigh on all of them in my opinion have even small amounts of redeeming facets to thier character.

Yet this man has none that I have noticed, whether this is a deliberate ploy by Erikson to highlight the complete opposite of Coltaine, I don't know., but I feel he has boobed with this character.

Now I have worked in the Police for a little while and have friends who are still there and I can understand that numpties can get into positions of authority no matter how incompetent, usually by kissing ass, or passing the Sergents exam after the third attempt, but let me explain;

Lets say High Fist Pormqual is the equivalent to say an Assistant Chief Constable/Commisioner IE third in command or so. Now nobody that gets to that level in the uniformed services can be that useless so therefore thats why I say Erikson messed up with him. ;)
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Posted 25 October 2010 - 10:30 PM

There are so many other characters you can put on that list thats why I picked other.

Pormqual shouldn't be hated in my opinion. The Chain of Dogs needed to end with Coltrain and Co. dieing.. If they survived the story wouldn't be as good imo.
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 09:34 PM

Mhybe - could not stand that bleeting cow !
Karsa - witness, he was bloody annoying most of the time
Felisin - her treatment of others was despicable
I also have to add Lostara Yill. I don't like the way she treated Pearl (I have somewhat of a soft spot for him - LOL)
and every, single noblemen on the Chain of Dogs who gave Coltaine a hard time (most of them are not important characters, I know, but I really REALLY wanted to add them :(

This post has been edited by Coltaine's Floozy: 01 November 2010 - 09:36 PM

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 11:48 AM

Yes, agreed, wanted to tear out the throats of Nethpara and Pullyk Alar. Was so satisfying when Duiker punched him in the face.
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 11:53 PM

I can't like any man who Killed Whiskeyjack.
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