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Which character do you dislike the most?

Poll: Which character do you dislike the most? (361 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Crippled God (7 votes [1.94%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.94%

  2. Empress Laseen (11 votes [3.05%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.05%

  3. High Fist Pormqual (87 votes [24.10%])

    Percentage of vote: 24.10%

  4. Kruppe (15 votes [4.16%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.16%

  5. Kallor (21 votes [5.82%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.82%

  6. Rhulad Sengar (23 votes [6.37%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.37%

  7. Korbolo Dom (53 votes [14.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.68%

  8. Mallick Rel (77 votes [21.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.33%

  9. Karsa Orlong (16 votes [4.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.43%

  10. Others (51 votes [14.13%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.13%

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#21 User is offline   Phael 

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Posted 01 March 2007 - 12:18 PM

I've had to go with Kallor!
Let us not forget that ultimately he created the Crippled God!
Also what he did to Draconus really grates!
And the whole Whiskeyjack thing too!
The list goes on...
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#22 User is offline   Battalion 

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:25 PM

I simply hate Kruppe. That a man such as him could thwart Brood winds me up.
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:35 PM

Rhulad. Or alternativly his brothers, who seriously should have smacked him down a few pegs as he was growin up.
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 07:14 PM

I know this poll has been sleeping for a long time but I felt like saying how funny it is that the Crippled God is the equal least disliked character out of this list :p :p

Only Karsa offers the same resistance. Now that I've bought this to everyone's attention, the CG will surely slip :o
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#25 User is offline   The Tyrant Lizard 

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 07:24 AM

Udinaas is an utter cock. I know some people liked him, but I thought he was the most loathsome creation of Erikson's mind.
I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 07:32 AM

I disliked the leader of the Patriot Police. Whatshisface.

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"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 07:49 AM

Is that Karos Invictad?
I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 07:58 AM

Korbolo Dom. He's not only a shit, but a pointless one. All the other characters on the list have served some sort of purpose to the plot. Some continue to do so.

Ko(n)Dom the cockblocker does not. He's about 2-3 books past his use-by date. And in a series as hard on it's characters as this one, that's a big call.

He's a renegade Fist. Whoopee do. His stuff was done and dusted in DG, and he should have been long since hanged. I can understand Rel still being around - what with that whole bullshit propaganda anti-Wickan thing in TBH - but Dom is just pointless. At least we can be thankful he gets minimal screen time. I'm waiting for the day some Wickan slits him open from neck to groin and drags him behind his horse by his guts.

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 08:14 AM

The Tyrant Lizard;213053 said:

Is that Karos Invictad?


Er!?
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 10:26 AM

As time goes on people will hate High Fist Pormqual less and less imo, but at the time of reading DHG everyone absolutely hated him.

Unfortunately the poll was set up before RG came out! Thing's move on quickly.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 08:09 PM

That sirynn backstabber guy... oh poor poor Trull.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 08:18 PM

Well Seran Pedac really bored me in MT, couldnt stand reading her sections... the same with the Mhybe.


But characters were suppose to hate are the 2 usurpers in the Malazan empire...

Mallick Rel - I hope Quick Ben gets to kill him

Korbolo Dom - 1st sword my ass, hope dessem fights him to the death.
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Posted 11 October 2007 - 03:44 PM

Korbolo Dom is such an inferior First Sword to Dassem Ultor, what a joke!
I can't see Korbolo Dom operating in the same manner as DU in battle etc.
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Posted 12 October 2007 - 05:59 AM

1) Dom, I just hated how he thought he was such a great warleader of how he slaughtered that army....with their weapons taken away.
2) Rel.... I just hate that coniving little....
3) Kallor, Whiskeyjack was one of my favorite characters, and he killed him, and screwed many things up. All through treachery.
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Posted 13 October 2007 - 10:06 AM

Pormqual - whish someone slid his throat before he left Aren
Korbolo Dom - They should've let Karsa deal with him
and of course
Mallick Rel - what I really really hate about this guy is that cunning shitheads like him often win. What he did to the 7th... and got away with it...
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 09:44 AM

Pormqual, for sheer stupidity.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 06:28 AM

Mallick Rel, Corbolo Dom--just because they're such bastards....

Also, this will be odd, but: Hull Beddict. I absolutely HATED the way he died. he dssapointed me to no end, as I kept expecting for him to have a chance to make a difference and redeem himself, and instead he got killed.

For same reasons--Binadas Sengar. He was mediocre compared to all his brothers, and died really foolishly, albeit at the hand of Karsa....I was... I don't know, dissapointed...
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 04:31 PM

Uhm, along with some others already mentioned I have to say: I dislike Apsalar. Okay, I hate her. I kind of liked her, then began to find her annoying and at the end of BH.. I started to hate her. She's the type of little-deadly-girl-with-ass-kicking-powers/abilities-character I dislike in general. And when she turned all the Claws into bloody mist... That was just too much.
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 12:28 AM

puck you cant say that. you might not live for too long. better learn to shadow dance FAST. or just keep icarium with you at all times and if you see her coming piss him off as fast as possible. at least yo know she will die too. I personally say gotta say i hat dom the most. let's pit him and his army against karsa orlong and his bare hands (doesn't even need his sword) and see who the better warleader is.
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 01:24 AM

Meh, I could see where Puck, s comng from, although i do enjoy apsalar for the point that she slowly reveals to us more of Dancer's past as she goes...
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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