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good though it is and i think everyone gets it anyway...
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 08:00 PM
you just copied one of the jokes you posted right above good though it is and i think everyone gets it anyway...
good though it is and i think everyone gets it anyway...
"Hollow. My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. You killed my mother. Bankai."
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 10:00 PM
Here's some awful, disgusting, tasteless jokes...don't say you weren't warned.
Q: Why did O.J. want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone there has the same DNA.
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A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.
“Oscar, what happened to you?” asked the flea, because Oscar looked terrible, wrapped up in a blanket, his nose running, his eyes red, and his teeth chattering. “I got a ride down here in some guy’s mustache and he came down here by motorcycle. I nearly froze my wings off,” wheezed Oscar.
“Let me give you a tip, ol’ pal,” said the first flea, spreading some more suntan oil on his shoulders. “You go to the stewardess lounge at the airport, and you get up on the toilet seat, and when an Air Florida stewardess comes in to take a leak, you hop on for a nice warm ride. Got it?” So you can imagine the flea’s surprise when, a month or so later, while stretched out all warm and comfortable on the beach, who should he see but Oscar—looking more chilled and miserable than before.
“Oscar! What has happened to you now?” asked the flea.
“Listen,” said Oscar, “I did everything you said. I made it to the stewardess lounge and waited till a really cute one came in, and made a perfect landing and got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off.”
“And so?” asked the first flea.
“And so the next thing I know, I’m on this guy’s mustache again!”
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A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, “My dad’s a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail.”
Little Jack goes next: “My dad’s a doctor. He makes sick people better.”
All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.
The teacher asks him, “What does your dad do?”
Walter replies, “My dad’s dead.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue and shit on the living room carpet.”
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John dies and arrives in hell. He’s met by the devil and told that each person is offered several choices of torture that run in 1,000-year cycles.
The devil leads him to room after room of torture, each more horrible than the next. Finally, they go to a room where a young college co-ed is performing oral sex on a man drinking beer.
John tells the devil, “This is more like it!”
The devil says, “Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”
John replies, “Yes!”
So the devil walks over to the young woman and says, “You can go now. I’ve found your replacement.”
Q: Why did O.J. want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone there has the same DNA.
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A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.
“Oscar, what happened to you?” asked the flea, because Oscar looked terrible, wrapped up in a blanket, his nose running, his eyes red, and his teeth chattering. “I got a ride down here in some guy’s mustache and he came down here by motorcycle. I nearly froze my wings off,” wheezed Oscar.
“Let me give you a tip, ol’ pal,” said the first flea, spreading some more suntan oil on his shoulders. “You go to the stewardess lounge at the airport, and you get up on the toilet seat, and when an Air Florida stewardess comes in to take a leak, you hop on for a nice warm ride. Got it?” So you can imagine the flea’s surprise when, a month or so later, while stretched out all warm and comfortable on the beach, who should he see but Oscar—looking more chilled and miserable than before.
“Oscar! What has happened to you now?” asked the flea.
“Listen,” said Oscar, “I did everything you said. I made it to the stewardess lounge and waited till a really cute one came in, and made a perfect landing and got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off.”
“And so?” asked the first flea.
“And so the next thing I know, I’m on this guy’s mustache again!”
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A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, “My dad’s a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail.”
Little Jack goes next: “My dad’s a doctor. He makes sick people better.”
All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.
The teacher asks him, “What does your dad do?”
Walter replies, “My dad’s dead.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue and shit on the living room carpet.”
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John dies and arrives in hell. He’s met by the devil and told that each person is offered several choices of torture that run in 1,000-year cycles.
The devil leads him to room after room of torture, each more horrible than the next. Finally, they go to a room where a young college co-ed is performing oral sex on a man drinking beer.
John tells the devil, “This is more like it!”
The devil says, “Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”
John replies, “Yes!”
So the devil walks over to the young woman and says, “You can go now. I’ve found your replacement.”
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 10:31 PM
Alex Ferguson walks up to the Chelsea team with the Champions League trophy and says "Sorry boys, but it's like the Chocolate Orange: It's not Terry's it's mine!!"
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 01:24 AM
Some more real bad jokes...
Q: What’s the difference between the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus and the Rockettes?
A: One’s a cunning array of stunts …
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Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, “Ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The other replies, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.”
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A deaf-mute strolls into a pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms. Unfortunately, he can’t find the rubbers. Because he doesn’t speak, he tries explaining to the pharmacist with his hands, but the pharmacist fails to understand.
Frustrated, the deaf-mute guy unzips his pants, pulls his penis out, and (thud!) drops it onto the counter. Then he lays a five-dollar bill down next to it.
“Ah,” says the pharmacist. Smiling, he also unzips his pants and flops his penis on the counter. Then he pockets the deaf man’s cash. The man begins to curse in sign language. “Sorry,” says the pharmacist. “If you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble.”
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An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class:
“There are two things you need to succeed in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.” Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “Now you must do the same,” he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
“Second,” the professor continued, “You must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this corpse’s anus, but licked my index finger?”
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A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she's so down to which she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”
“What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.”
So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have their kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.
Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headed towards the door.
“What's going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”
The man turns to her and says, “Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’m all done.”
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A farmer got pulled over by state trooper Jon for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, trooper Jon got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”
Trooper Jon stopped writing the ticket and said, “Well yeah, if that’s what they are—I never heard of circle flies.”
So the farmer said, “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found, circling around the back end of a horse.”
The trooper said, “Oh,” and went back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stopped and said, “Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?”
“Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”
Trooper Jon said, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and went back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer said, “Hard to fool them flies though.”
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Oh dear.
Q: What’s the difference between the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus and the Rockettes?
A: One’s a cunning array of stunts …
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Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, “Ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The other replies, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.”
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A deaf-mute strolls into a pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms. Unfortunately, he can’t find the rubbers. Because he doesn’t speak, he tries explaining to the pharmacist with his hands, but the pharmacist fails to understand.
Frustrated, the deaf-mute guy unzips his pants, pulls his penis out, and (thud!) drops it onto the counter. Then he lays a five-dollar bill down next to it.
“Ah,” says the pharmacist. Smiling, he also unzips his pants and flops his penis on the counter. Then he pockets the deaf man’s cash. The man begins to curse in sign language. “Sorry,” says the pharmacist. “If you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble.”
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An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class:
“There are two things you need to succeed in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.” Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “Now you must do the same,” he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
“Second,” the professor continued, “You must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this corpse’s anus, but licked my index finger?”
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A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she's so down to which she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”
“What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.”
So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have their kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.
Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headed towards the door.
“What's going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”
The man turns to her and says, “Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’m all done.”
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A farmer got pulled over by state trooper Jon for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, trooper Jon got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”
Trooper Jon stopped writing the ticket and said, “Well yeah, if that’s what they are—I never heard of circle flies.”
So the farmer said, “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found, circling around the back end of a horse.”
The trooper said, “Oh,” and went back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stopped and said, “Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?”
“Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”
Trooper Jon said, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and went back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer said, “Hard to fool them flies though.”
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Oh dear.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 05:35 PM
baudin;313297 said:
you just copied one of the jokes you posted right above 
good though it is and i think everyone gets it anyway...
good though it is and i think everyone gets it anyway...oh yeah sorry about that:p
oh by the way some more
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.
He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from the
city, what do you guys do around here?"
The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".
He then asked, "What do you hunt and kill?"
The men replied, "Sumt'n ta screw."
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish
funeral?
One less drunk.
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the same girl in high school.
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.
The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie".The
other guy said "I think it taste like shit".Then
the first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over".
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girl friend he'd have it fixed in no time.
However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He asked his girl if he could put his hands between her knees to warm them.
She said that would be allright. After getting his hands warm he went back to fixing the tire but it was so cold he could not continue so he again asked his girl if he could warm his hands.
She again said it would be allright. When his hands were warm he went back to fixing the tire once more. But before he been out there five minutes or so he again asked her if he could warm his hands.
His girl asked "Honey don't your ears ever get cold?"
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 12:10 PM
Ahem........
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Q: Why are robots never afraid?
A: Because they have nerves of steel.
Q: What do you get when you put a cat's head on a fish's body?
A: A purrmaid!
Q: How do you recognise old rabbits?
A: By the grey hares!
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
Q: Why do male deer need braces?
A: Because they have buck teeth!
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Q: Why are robots never afraid?
A: Because they have nerves of steel.
Q: What do you get when you put a cat's head on a fish's body?
A: A purrmaid!
Q: How do you recognise old rabbits?
A: By the grey hares!
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
Q: Why do male deer need braces?
A: Because they have buck teeth!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:52 AM
A woman was walking down the street and was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
She took out her wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you
this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told
me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I
need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair
done in 20 years!"
"I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."
The woman said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks
like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
She took out her wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you
this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told
me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I
need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair
done in 20 years!"
"I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."
The woman said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks
like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
"Piss on Hood!" ~Roach
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 06:32 AM
and some more
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone
tell me a sentence
with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is
definitely blue." "Thats
not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red."
Young Sally tried :"The
grass is definitely green." "Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow or
brown too!"
Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up."Miss Brown does a fart have
lumps?" The
teacher was horrified."No of course not Johnny! What are you talking
about?" So Johnny
says,"Well then Miss brown, I've definitely shit my pants!"
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line
dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and
he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen
floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie!
I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says,
"Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits."
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him
sitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What are
you doing?" asked the friend. "Looking for loopholes," repied the lawyer.
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,
what's the first thing to hang out?
The DO NOT DISTURB sign!
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately...but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" the guy says. "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone
tell me a sentence
with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is
definitely blue." "Thats
not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red."
Young Sally tried :"The
grass is definitely green." "Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow or
brown too!"
Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up."Miss Brown does a fart have
lumps?" The
teacher was horrified."No of course not Johnny! What are you talking
about?" So Johnny
says,"Well then Miss brown, I've definitely shit my pants!"
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line
dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and
he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen
floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie!
I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says,
"Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits."
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him
sitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What are
you doing?" asked the friend. "Looking for loopholes," repied the lawyer.
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,
what's the first thing to hang out?
The DO NOT DISTURB sign!
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately...but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" the guy says. "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 03:18 AM
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 07:41 PM
Slumgullion Spitteler;316108 said:
^^^^^ Groan!!!
seconded
Here is one from my kids:
7 year old daughter goes in to the dentist for a filling/cavity fix. 4 year old son goes with.
Afterwards, she gets to pick anything for lunch. She picks a grilled cheese sandwich (uh, yeah, go figure, she's 7 and still high on novacaine...)
My son, hears her and asks for a boy cheese sandwich.
"Piss on Hood!" ~Roach
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 03:51 AM
Slumgullion Spitteler;316108 said:
^^^^^ Groan!!!
oh there is much worse on this thread....
many pages back if you look you will find a very very very very very very long story... It actually is pretty good... until you realized you just wasted an hour of your life reading this story for it to end abrubtly in the worste pun joke known to man
I think it was grumble who posted it and I want that hour of my life back
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 03:53 AM
Are you referring to the joke about the guy and the snake in the desert? Classic comedic torture.
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 04:15 AM
Raymond Luxury Yacht;316402 said:
Are you referring to the joke about the guy and the snake in the desert? Classic comedic torture.
yes thats the one...sonofabitch that one hurt...
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 12:00 PM
Zanth13;316398 said:
oh there is much worse on this thread....
many pages back if you look you will find a very very very very very very long story... It actually is pretty good... until you realized you just wasted an hour of your life reading this story for it to end abrubtly in the worste pun joke known to man
I think it was grumble who posted it and I want that hour of my life back
many pages back if you look you will find a very very very very very very long story... It actually is pretty good... until you realized you just wasted an hour of your life reading this story for it to end abrubtly in the worste pun joke known to man
I think it was grumble who posted it and I want that hour of my life back
That took you an hour to read?
Flying Monkeys definitely win.
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 12:51 PM
I loved that story. The ending was almost poetic. Or should I say epic? :cool:
The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"
-some poet on reddit
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"
-some poet on reddit
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Sir Thursday
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 1,819
- Joined: 14-July 05
- Location:Enfield, UK
Posted 27 May 2008 - 01:52 PM
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
