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Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died.
He decided that he needed to be with his dream woman to really enjoy it.
One evening he was at a singles bar where he spotted the most attractive woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a month or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit
20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
When it comes to Estate Planning, women are so much smarter than men.
The Joke thread :p
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:13 PM
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter..
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter..
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Let There Be A Way Through The Waters
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 07:03 PM
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married. Did you?
"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids".
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm O.K., but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS"
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
He's still in intensive care.
"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids".
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm O.K., but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS"
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
He's still in intensive care.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 12:37 AM
An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nods, so the Irishman orders Jesus one too.
An ailing Italian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Italian orders Him a glass of Chianti too.
A redneck swaggers in and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey—is that God’s Boy down there?" The bartender nods, so the redneck orders Him a bottle of beer.
As Jesus gets up to leave, He touches the Irishman and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman jumps up and dances a jig.
Then Jesus touches the Italian and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian’s humpback straightens, and he does a flip.
Just then the redneck yells, "Don’t touch me! I’m drawing disability!"
An ailing Italian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Italian orders Him a glass of Chianti too.
A redneck swaggers in and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey—is that God’s Boy down there?" The bartender nods, so the redneck orders Him a bottle of beer.
As Jesus gets up to leave, He touches the Irishman and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman jumps up and dances a jig.
Then Jesus touches the Italian and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian’s humpback straightens, and he does a flip.
Just then the redneck yells, "Don’t touch me! I’m drawing disability!"
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:24 AM
While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
find his penis covered with purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to
see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad
news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice."
The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know
more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian
VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money that way.
No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks.
Faw off by itself ."
:eek:
use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
find his penis covered with purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to
see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad
news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice."
The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know
more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian
VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money that way.
No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks.
Faw off by itself ."
:eek:
*casting the shaved knuckle*
#646
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 04:33 AM
My dad told me this one, apologies if it's been aired already:
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which time you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, and there was a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! This time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
Hello to everyone, by the way - apologies for the long absence!
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which time you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, and there was a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! This time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
Hello to everyone, by the way - apologies for the long absence!
#648
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Posted 10 February 2008 - 11:46 PM
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
#649
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:24 AM
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES".
The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES".
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:27 PM
Flawless -
I'm sorry its been so long since I've posted, I'm aware some of you will be tearing your hair out in despair over my lack of genius inspired jokes and other's ( Abyss ) were probably throwing an actual party involving an effigy of a handsomely painted doll and a book entitled "1001 jokes and various other side splitters", rammed fatefully down said dolls mouth.
Still.
Ahem!...............................
Q: Can music make you think?
A: It made Stevie Wonder!
Q: What happened to the man who got hit by a train?
A: He was chuffed to bits.
Q: Why is it bad to tell jokes while ice skating?
A: Because the ice might crack up.
Q: What do you call a camel with no humps.
A: Humphrey.
Q: What is the hardest key to turn?
A: A donkey.
Q: What did the caveman give to his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What do you get when you cross a stray cat with a crocodile?
A: An alley gator.
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On February 14th, Bob's girlfriend was brushing some stuff onto her eyelashes which he'd never seen before. He asked her if she had used it before and was told that she wears it only once a year. He asked her why and she answered,
"It's my St. Valentine's Day mascara."
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George was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. His windows were getting ice and his wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain.
Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on his front window, he suddenly had a great idea. He stopped and began to overturn large rocks until he located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. He grabbed them, straightened them out flat and installed them on his blades and they worked just fine. He was very pleased with his .....
..... Wind Chilled Vipers.
Handsome.............
I'm sorry its been so long since I've posted, I'm aware some of you will be tearing your hair out in despair over my lack of genius inspired jokes and other's ( Abyss ) were probably throwing an actual party involving an effigy of a handsomely painted doll and a book entitled "1001 jokes and various other side splitters", rammed fatefully down said dolls mouth.
Still.
Ahem!...............................
Q: Can music make you think?
A: It made Stevie Wonder!
Q: What happened to the man who got hit by a train?
A: He was chuffed to bits.
Q: Why is it bad to tell jokes while ice skating?
A: Because the ice might crack up.
Q: What do you call a camel with no humps.
A: Humphrey.
Q: What is the hardest key to turn?
A: A donkey.
Q: What did the caveman give to his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What do you get when you cross a stray cat with a crocodile?
A: An alley gator.
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On February 14th, Bob's girlfriend was brushing some stuff onto her eyelashes which he'd never seen before. He asked her if she had used it before and was told that she wears it only once a year. He asked her why and she answered,
"It's my St. Valentine's Day mascara."
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George was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. His windows were getting ice and his wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain.
Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on his front window, he suddenly had a great idea. He stopped and began to overturn large rocks until he located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. He grabbed them, straightened them out flat and installed them on his blades and they worked just fine. He was very pleased with his .....
..... Wind Chilled Vipers.
Handsome.............
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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#651
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:38 PM
@ Flawed - you deserve rep for having the balls to post jokes that bad.
Flying Monkeys definitely win.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:45 PM
Obdigore;258359 said:
I don't get the bottom two flawed....
PS, rep Illy for the one in my sig.
PS, rep Illy for the one in my sig.
Well, the valentines day one is a weak play on St Valentines day Martyr.
The Snake one = Wind Screen Wipers.
Yes....I know....i know
* makes soothing gestures, then legs it *
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:47 PM
What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive?
Popeye battered him......
Popeye battered him......
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:47 PM
I know no history about Valentines day, so had no knowledge of him being a Martyr. Also, have never heard of Wind Screen Wipers.
Good show old chap, good show.
Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal!
Good show old chap, good show.
Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal!
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:54 PM
Obdigore;258366 said:
Also, have never heard of Wind Screen Wipers.
What are they called your way then? The things that keep the rain and sh!te off the front screen of your car. Tick tock tick tock etc. Press a button water squirts up to help clean them.
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:54 PM
What's red and invisible?
No Tomatoes.
No Tomatoes.
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 06:02 PM
Flawed;258373 said:
What are they called your way then? The things that keep the rain and sh!te off the front screen of your car. Tick tock tick tock etc. Press a button water squirts up to help clean them.
'Car Wipers', or 'Wipers'.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 06:28 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Valentine's_Day_Massacre
No it didn't happen in the "I Win" thread...lol
No it didn't happen in the "I Win" thread...lol
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 06:33 PM
See! thats what i said!
BLUSH!
BLUSH!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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