[cerveza_fiesta]

Flawed;228809 said:

Ok, ahem...........

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?


Dam!

I one-up you on the one-liners:

What is red and bucket shaped?

Spoiler

a red bucket !!!! hahaha

what is brown and sticky?

Spoiler

a stick

how do you know when to visit the dentist?

Spoiler

when its tooth-hurty!! (2:30)

[Flawed]

You have done well!

[cerveza_fiesta]

Flawed;228818 said:

You have done well!

*bows gracefully, gets laughed at by people who think bowing gracefully is for gays*

[Dancer+]

You two have both done reasonably well.

I have to admit I prefer the longer jokes, more room for suspense

[cerveza_fiesta]

did you hear about the gay midget?

Spoiler

he just came out of the cupboard!!

I kill me.

Yes I prefer the longer ones too.

[Cougar]

cerveza_fiesta;228856 said:

did you hear about the gay midget?

Spoiler

he just came out of the cupboard!!

I kill me.

Yes I prefer the longer ones too.

Any more shite jokes like these and I'll have to kill you all

[Dancer+]

Even innocent forum dwellers who had nothing to do with the joke?

[Sinisdar Toste]

what is a chocolate fireplace good for?

Spoiler

nothing stupid!

and you cant kill me coug cuz i got cougar repellant-soap and water!

[Cougar]

Sinisdar Toste;229137 said:

what is a chocolate fireplace good for?

Spoiler

nothing stupid!

and you cant kill me coug cuz i got cougar repellant-soap and water!

I'll have you know I bathe twice a year whether I need it or not!

[Aptorian]

This thread makes baby jesus cry

[Cougar]

Aptorian;229172 said:

This thread makes baby jesus cry

No Apt, sado-wheelchair/new carpet porn makes baby Jesus cry.

[Lancelot]

Q:What does a 9volt battery and a womens asshole have in common??








A:You know its wrong, but sooner or later your gonna touch it with your tongue!!

[Illuyankas]

Lancelot;229179 said:

Q:What does a 9volt battery and a womens asshole have in common??

They both go well with vibrators?
Combine the two for an extra special surprise, just not during a blowjob?
Sexual harassment charges?

[Lancelot]

Just been to my first islamic fundamentalist(Generic religous) birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow, But fuck me pass the parcel was speedy!!

[Flawed]

Lancelot;229191 said:

Just been to my first islamic fundamentalist(Generic religous) birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow, But fuck me pass the parcel was speedy!!

Guffaw!!! Id rep you but i already have done. Most amusing

[Flawed]

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly he could attack anything repeatedly from above and his prey had not a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength - no-one in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.

As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!

[Lancelot]

Woman:Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just pleased to see me?

Man: Bit of both, this is a rape!





*Runs and hides*

[Flawed]

Evil

[cerveza_fiesta]

Lancelot;229191 said:

Just been to my first islamic fundamentalist(Generic religous) birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow, But fuck me pass the parcel was speedy!!

but fuck you? gross...I think I'll pass.

[Dancer+]

*roars*

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."