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As per Kallor's request: The 'How Old Are You Poll'

Poll: As per Kallor's request: The 'How Old Are You Poll' (295 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. 18 and younger (50 votes [16.95%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.95%

  2. 19-24 (109 votes [36.95%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.95%

  3. 25-29 (55 votes [18.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.64%

  4. 30-35 (34 votes [11.53%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.53%

  5. 35-39 (19 votes [6.44%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.44%

  6. 40+ (28 votes [9.49%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.49%

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#61 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 03:50 PM

We have been over this, I am immune to all the violence you threaten against me. Besides, Trouble would never let a mere WOMAN inside his abode. :D
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#62 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 04:36 PM

His pants, perhaps, but never his abode.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#63 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 07:56 PM

Exactly, that's where poopy comes from, he mdoesn't like peoplee going in there.

I personally don't mind women going in my abode, but Trouble's different. I've been in his abode a few times, smelt a bit in there and he seemed a bit uncomfortable so I left quickly.

:D
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#64 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 12:36 AM

Lies! Slander!

>_>
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#65 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:24 PM

And this thread a turn for the disturbing.
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#66 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 12:07 AM

still 20......still 20....still 20.....still 20....*repeat until 11:58am on the 16th of June 2007*

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#67 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 11:24 AM

RodeoRanch;126152 said:

And this thread a turn for the disturbing.



Yes, I generally do have that effect.

Oh, and Trouble, I hope you remembered the KY. :D
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#68 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 11:28 AM

Is it sad that I know you're talking about lube?
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#69 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 02:46 PM

Funny how a "How old are you poll" so easily turns PG13... What does KY stand for anyway? I know it's lube but... Does it come in funny flavors and colors?

I smell a moderator stopping by in a second though :D
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#70 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 02:58 PM

I remember the special millienium edtion of KY Jelly - Y2KY Jelly. Especially how it could fit four digits in over the tradional two.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#71 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 03:22 PM

Illuyankas;126371 said:

I remember the special millienium edtion of KY Jelly - Y2KY Jelly. Especially how it could fit four digits in over the tradional two.


But what does the two letters stand for? The K and the Y ... suddenly I remember I can just google KY...

Holy crap there's like 8 official homepages dedicated to the stuff, this one has audio-recordings of KY-stories:

http://ky.com/index_us.jsp

Edit:

Under intimacytips they have this goldie:

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"Enlist a wager. The encreased competition will wake up your wicked side and you can make the stakes a little more sexy"


:banana:
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#72 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 03:26 PM

Sounds like that's your evening planned out already.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#73 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 03:29 PM

Apparently KY means nothing... how boring:

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"What is the meaning behind the brand name "K-Y?"
The origins of the brand name “K-Y” are unknown. Two popular myths are that it was created in Kentucky, hence “K-Y,” or that the letters represent the key ingredients used to make the lubricant. Neither of these is true. The name continues to remain a bit of a mystery."

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#74 User is offline   Orfantal 

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:47 AM

Apt;126382 said:

Apparently KY means nothing... how boring:


I'd say it means the world of difference to those that need it! *wink* As they say .. anything that makes life easier.......
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#75 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:50 AM

Okay, I think I picked the wrong time to check this thread out...

Honestly, how can you go from a poll about age to lubricant? Actually, don't answer that...
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#76 User is offline   Orfantal 

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:52 AM

Hey .. needs must honey .. when you need it you need it ....

Even if it's just to squeeze in another .... comment!
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#77 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 09:29 AM

Orfantal;126623 said:

Even if it's just to squeeze in another .... comment!


Dude, moving the topic onto DP? You've brought down the tone Awful-ntal.

*tuts disaprovingly*

:p :D :(
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#78 User is offline   The .303 bookworm 

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 04:23 PM

18 as of 2 weeks ago
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Posted 30 October 2006 - 09:01 AM

Sometimes I think I'm older then I am......but then I take the time to shave and realise, nah I'm still a good looking young lad.
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Posted 30 October 2006 - 07:21 PM

19 years, 1 month and 1 day old.
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