Posted 11 July 2008 - 10:02 PM
Here's some Robbins quotes to give a small idea of what he's about.
# A better world has gotta start somewhere. Why not with you and me? (Still Life with Woodpecker)
# A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. (Jitterbug Perfume)
# According to my mother, some sort of phantom stole into the room where I lay in my cradle and struck me on the head with a silver hammer. (In response to "To what do you attribute that marvelous imagination of yours...")
# Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard. (Jitterbug Perfume)
# Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
# Don't believe everything about me you read on the 'Net.
# Green is my favorite color, except for flesh.
# Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. (Still Life with Woodpecker)
# I started before I was old enough to know better. My muse was a cradle-robber, a child-molester. She seduced an innocent, blue-eyed, tow-headed, pre-literate tot and turned him into a paragraph junkie. (In reply to how he got started as a novelist)
# I write with a raven quill dipped in lizard blood. Or, rather, I used to. Now that chameleons have become an endangered species, I'm making my ink from berries. (In response to "When you're writing a book, how many pens/pencils/pencil crayons/markers do you go through?")
# If God had a bumper sticker, it would probably read: SHINE, DON'T WHINE.
# If you exclude certain bodily appendages, the only instrument I've ever been able to play at all well is the typewriter.
# It's never too late to have a happy childhood. (Still Life with Woodpecker)
# Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. (Skinny Legs and All)
# Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
# Punctuality is one of my few virtues. Actually, punctuality may be my ONLY virtue.
# Recently, I've been working on a yoga technique that when perfected will allow me to blow in my own ear.
# Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.
# Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem. (Still Life with Woodpecker)
# There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and none worth killing for.
# There are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better. (Still Life with Woodpecker)
# There is a similarity between juggling and composing on the typewriter. The trick is, when you spill something, make it look like a part of the act. (Still Life with Woodpecker)
# To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. (Jitterbug Perfume)
# Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
# You don't have to be a genius to recognize one. If you did, Einstein would never have gotten invited to the White House. (Jitterbug Perfume)
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