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Anyone know if Puck is ok?

#21 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 10:17 AM

I'm fairly sure the poop thread derailed about as quickly...

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#22 Macros

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 10:35 AM

it was the best of times, the poopiest of times

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#23 Macros

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 10:38 AM

Tsundoku, on 27 February 2022 - 09:57 AM, said:

My join date is Jan 2003, but I'm pretty sure it was 2002, just before MOI came out in Australia.

Good grief. I was sure Simmo and Maccy were on here before me, I think your join dates must be wrong as well.

And does this now have the record for the fastest thread derail, even though it's purpose was fulfilled early?

Dunno, '08 sounds fairly right, I was on placement year at uni I think

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#24 Imperial Historian

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 11:48 AM

I joined Feb 04 and I remember tiste and macros joining so I think their dates are right!

Nearly everyone from before 03 had their join dates reset in one of the forums great resets.

#25 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 12:39 PM

I first read GOTM in summer 2004 and I started on the forum a bit later that year so I think that's right.

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#26 Morgoth

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Posted 02 March 2022 - 08:23 AM

it is terrifying to think how many years I've spent in this hellhole.

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#27 amphibian

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Posted 02 March 2022 - 10:09 PM

Comfiest hellhole this side of Margaritaville.

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#28 Traveller

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Posted 02 March 2022 - 10:29 PM

I hope Gust Hubb is ok.

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#29 Abyss

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Posted 03 March 2022 - 05:12 AM

something something Rodeoranch something crows pants cattle something Damn you Kallor something
The Dark something Ulysses something something I WIN TOTAL WIN VICTORY MEEEEEEE
hey remember when i bought SE a coffee that was cool something

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#30 D'rek

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Posted 03 March 2022 - 12:22 PM

What aboot that there puck that got slapshottered right into da net there eh? That was a pretty hard hockey swing ya better say lotsa sorries to da puck.

Mooses.

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#31 bubba

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Posted 03 March 2022 - 05:20 PM

Someone contact Hetan, Mal is up to his usual drunken antics again.

#32 Sheve

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Posted 04 March 2022 - 11:35 PM

D, on 27 February 2022 - 03:48 AM, said:

Puck, on 26 February 2022 - 12:23 PM, said:

I'll just post it here: I can't access Sheve's reply to me. I am getting an error message: [#10275] You have been banned from this personal conversation.

The heck?

He probably deleted the conversation

I did not, and i have the thread on my page.

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#33 Tsundoku

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Posted 05 March 2022 - 10:51 PM

bubba, on 03 March 2022 - 05:20 PM, said:

Someone contact Hetan, Mal is up to his usual drunken antics again.

???

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#34 Slow Ben

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Posted 05 March 2022 - 11:21 PM

Tsundoku, on 05 March 2022 - 10:51 PM, said:

bubba, on 03 March 2022 - 05:20 PM, said:

Someone contact Hetan, Mal is up to his usual drunken antics again.

???

Have you never been around when Mal randomly stumbles in and is an ass to pretty much everyone, then it gets deleted? The last time was a doozy.

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 05 March 2022 - 11:21 PM

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#35 Tsundoku

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Posted 06 March 2022 - 02:31 AM

Slow Ben, on 05 March 2022 - 11:21 PM, said:

Tsundoku, on 05 March 2022 - 10:51 PM, said:

bubba, on 03 March 2022 - 05:20 PM, said:

Someone contact Hetan, Mal is up to his usual drunken antics again.

???

Have you never been around when Mal randomly stumbles in and is an ass to pretty much everyone, then it gets deleted? The last time was a doozy.

Yes, I recall some. But being in my time zone I tend to miss them so the only evidence remaining is like what you wrote.

It's quite the tease.

#36 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 08 March 2022 - 11:54 AM

Macros, on 26 February 2022 - 10:05 AM, said:

IADMAITTIS

Ok I can't quite remember what this stands for but I remember it making me laugh, someone halp?

I think I joined in 2007, 2008...? How the time has flown, my friends.

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#37 amphibian

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Posted 08 March 2022 - 02:09 PM

"I am Dolorous Menhir and I think this thread is stupid."

It was a necessary thing for him, yet it was subverted very quickly into the things he was taking a stand against. Which is the best thing that could have happened.

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#38 Maark Abbott

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Posted 10 March 2022 - 08:53 AM

Abyss, on 03 March 2022 - 05:12 AM, said:

Kallor? As in Kallor who loves awful fucking cowboy style hats?

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#39 Fid

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Posted 21 March 2022 - 04:43 PM

Can’t I just wake up and realise we are still at Hetan & Mal’s BBQ with a hangover from hell caused by Morgoth’s akevitt and there is this dude in a cow suit or maybe it is just the crucible of pressure and need. And Illy ate all the chicken. Again.