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Because we should laugh at 'ourselves'

#1 Cyphon

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Posted 20 July 2021 - 08:55 PM

https://twitter.com/...4332600324?s=19

I couldn't help but laugh at this thread about malazanites recommending the series for everything. Perhaps one thread to rue our foibles and remind ourselves to always recommend Malazan!

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#2 Dutch

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Posted 20 July 2021 - 09:29 PM

Kruppe enjoys Cauliflower Posted Image

Sappers have a saying, he muttered. "Wide eyed stupid"

#3 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 July 2021 - 09:57 PM

You know which people are really great at laughing at themselves? The characters in Malazan Book of the Fallen.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#4 Cyphon

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Posted 21 July 2021 - 05:42 AM

I think it's dealt with in chapter 4 of book one of house of chains isn't it?

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#5 Abyss

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Posted 22 July 2021 - 04:01 AM

To be fair, the cauliflowers Felisin and co encounter in DG were very much a metaphor.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#6 Maark Abbott

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Posted 22 July 2021 - 07:53 AM

Abyss, on 22 July 2021 - 04:01 AM, said:

To be fair, the cauliflowers Felisin and co encounter in DG were very much a metaphor.

Felibest.

Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle

#7 Slow Ben

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Posted 22 July 2021 - 05:42 PM

Abyss, on 22 July 2021 - 04:01 AM, said:

To be fair, the cauliflowers Felisin and co encounter in DG were very much a metaphor.

To be faaaiiirrrrr

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#8 Lady Bliss

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Posted 23 July 2021 - 03:05 PM

I for one WELCOME our new cauliflower overlords!

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#9 worry

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Posted 23 July 2021 - 07:59 PM

This has to be some sort of plant d'ivers type deal.

Posted Image

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 24 July 2021 - 02:01 AM

Huh, who knew there was actually a vege called "Kohlrabi"?

Sounds like it should be swimming in the Otataral Sea. Or at least planted near it.

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker