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Because we should laugh at 'ourselves'

#1 User is online   Cyphon 

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Posted 20 July 2021 - 08:55 PM

https://twitter.com/...4332600324?s=19

I couldn't help but laugh at this thread about malazanites recommending the series for everything. Perhaps one thread to rue our foibles and remind ourselves to always recommend Malazan!
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Posted 20 July 2021 - 09:29 PM

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Posted 20 July 2021 - 09:57 PM

You know which people are really great at laughing at themselves? The characters in Malazan Book of the Fallen.
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#4 User is online   Cyphon 

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Posted 21 July 2021 - 05:42 AM

I think it's dealt with in chapter 4 of book one of house of chains isn't it?
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Posted 22 July 2021 - 04:01 AM

To be fair, the cauliflowers Felisin and co encounter in DG were very much a metaphor.
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Posted 22 July 2021 - 07:53 AM

View PostAbyss, on 22 July 2021 - 04:01 AM, said:

To be fair, the cauliflowers Felisin and co encounter in DG were very much a metaphor.


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Posted 22 July 2021 - 05:42 PM

View PostAbyss, on 22 July 2021 - 04:01 AM, said:

To be fair, the cauliflowers Felisin and co encounter in DG were very much a metaphor.


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Posted 23 July 2021 - 03:05 PM

I for one WELCOME our new cauliflower overlords!
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Posted 23 July 2021 - 07:59 PM

This has to be some sort of plant d'ivers type deal.

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Posted 24 July 2021 - 02:01 AM

Huh, who knew there was actually a vege called "Kohlrabi"?

Sounds like it should be swimming in the Otataral Sea. Or at least planted near it.
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Posted 24 July 2021 - 02:01 PM

I was about to say you're definitely in danger of being attacked by a Kohlrabi somewhere in seven cities
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Posted 26 July 2021 - 07:52 AM

View Postworry, on 23 July 2021 - 07:59 PM, said:

This has to be some sort of plant d'ivers type deal.

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Broccoli d'iver, you've been down too long and now shall be steamed

Oh what a nutritious treat



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Posted 27 July 2021 - 02:51 AM

View Postworry, on 23 July 2021 - 07:59 PM, said:

This has to be some sort of plant d'ivers type deal.

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Ha ha. Kills you with intestinal gas.
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Posted 27 July 2021 - 02:52 AM

View Postworry, on 23 July 2021 - 07:59 PM, said:

This has to be some sort of plant d'ivers type deal.

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Is this the origin of Kyle.



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