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#1 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 June 2021 - 11:34 PM

who is awake

that has any legal knowledge
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#2 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 June 2021 - 11:35 PM

i see qt and atzathv

that gives me a solid balance of hipster and paranoiia
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Posted 01 June 2021 - 11:51 PM

https://us04web.zoom...jJQdXM4YWVZdz09



like seriously bro

need a chat
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Posted 01 June 2021 - 11:53 PM

amph youre a lawyer
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Posted 01 June 2021 - 11:53 PM

i think
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Posted 01 June 2021 - 11:55 PM

BK you studied law
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 12:06 AM

I am a lawyer, but I am not your lawyer Maccy. What's on your mind though?
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#8 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 02 June 2021 - 12:07 AM

oh yeah sorry, party chat on te zoom

whateveige asked the foprum before and yoiu guy always come up tits
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#9 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 02 June 2021 - 01:02 AM

i dont need a lawyer

i fucking dont know what i need

whats the legal standing for smacking the fuck out of a person wqho needs advcie but weont take it?>
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 01:10 AM

my logic is, none of you know anyone in my small town country, so i can telkm you my girefs without it being facebook garbage
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 01:14 AM

just fucking one of you let me tell you the grief so that you can objectively look at the facts from afar then tell me I'm right
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 01:25 AM

Go ahead, I'm listening.
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 01:29 AM

My general view is that we get one shot at telling a person advice, then it's our job to hush and let them decide what they want to do. Sometimes... often... they decide not to take the advice and it's almost physically painful to watch them go through with whatever it is.

My cousin who I am close to moved to Australia and married a person that I thought was an energy vampire. I told him that before the move and about five other people in my extended family did the same. They've got two kids now and it's my job to support him however he needs, rather than continue to be upset over his decision.

No hitting people, Maccy. Even if you're really mad.
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 01:50 AM

"But yer Honor, he had it coming due to stupidity." is a weak defence.

Also, what Amph said. You can lead a horse to good advice but cannot make him not fuckup his life and also drink.


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Posted 02 June 2021 - 03:17 AM

As I've been telling my mom for the past 6 months while she's putting up with BS from her progressively degenerating parents, "you can't help someone who doesn't realize they need help". There's only so much you can do if the person is destroying their life and unwilling to consider anyone else's opinion on the matter.

It's tough, and its heartbreaking. But sometimes you have to just know when to step aside and not destroy yourself for someone else's sake.
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#16 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 02 June 2021 - 06:31 AM

Yah, mods feel free to go ahead and delete this now, I've calmed a bit

Thanks to Tanner for taking the 3am drunk call and listening to me! Ha!
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 07:54 AM

OBJECTION!

Macros is clearly innocent, an Irishman would never donkey punch an Englishman.



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Posted 02 June 2021 - 08:41 AM

It's like watching a random episode of an obscure daytime soap series. I don't know any of the characters, I have no idea of the storyline or the series' history, but I'm sort of kinda intrigued nonetheless.
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 09:14 AM

You know what to do
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Posted 02 June 2021 - 09:20 AM

This is why you don't let Maccy drink around any form of telecommunications device.

Or any device, for that matter. ;)
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