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(Americans are finally allowed to say it again)
Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night
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Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 26 December 2017 - 02:01 PM
I got a mug for Christmas that has Kirk, Spock, Uhura and Bones on a transporter pad on one side. When you put a hot drink in it they beam to the surface of a planet on the other side of the mug.
Go and look at your mugs and weep that they are not as awesome as mine.
Go and look at your mugs and weep that they are not as awesome as mine.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Malankazooie
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Posted 27 December 2017 - 12:20 PM
Brother-in-law broke out a bottle of "barrel strength" Bulleit bourbon whisky (limited edition stuff). Tasty but powerful, like 60% alcohol/120 proof powerful. Should be slowly sipped, but like dumb asses we were shooting it with beer. Inebriated good times were had, but damn the next morning I had a hangover to end all hangovers. Guys, some words of wisdom. If you're drinking something that strong, make sure it's clear. DO NOT shoot something that strong that has a copper color.
Anyway, I must play video games better when I'm shit faced. I impressed the hell out of my nephew on his Xbox 360. We decided to dust of Blops II and I had two "kill cams" during the session of multiplayer that left his mouth agape. One was where I dived out of the yacht during a match of demolition, shifted in air as I was falling, landed on my stomach and killed the opposing player (on his stomach) setting the bomb. All the booger eaters in the lobby were freaking out. The other kill cam was during a session where my team was shitting all over the opposing team (so much fun). We had orbital vsat up, loadstar and I had a personal escort drone. I was running the little booger eaters down while my drone was picking them off and I run out of bullets and score the last kill with my knife (with all that shit up in the air). My nephew couldn't believe it. Good times people, good times.
Happy New Years to all. Make 2018 the best one you can. And as always, have fun and smile, kay?
Anyway, I must play video games better when I'm shit faced. I impressed the hell out of my nephew on his Xbox 360. We decided to dust of Blops II and I had two "kill cams" during the session of multiplayer that left his mouth agape. One was where I dived out of the yacht during a match of demolition, shifted in air as I was falling, landed on my stomach and killed the opposing player (on his stomach) setting the bomb. All the booger eaters in the lobby were freaking out. The other kill cam was during a session where my team was shitting all over the opposing team (so much fun). We had orbital vsat up, loadstar and I had a personal escort drone. I was running the little booger eaters down while my drone was picking them off and I run out of bullets and score the last kill with my knife (with all that shit up in the air). My nephew couldn't believe it. Good times people, good times.
Happy New Years to all. Make 2018 the best one you can. And as always, have fun and smile, kay?
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D'rek
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Posted 27 December 2017 - 02:11 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 26 December 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:
I got a mug for Christmas that has Kirk, Spock, Uhura and Bones on a transporter pad on one side. When you put a hot drink in it they beam to the surface of a planet on the other side of the mug.
Go and look at your mugs and weep that they are not as awesome as mine.
Go and look at your mugs and weep that they are not as awesome as mine.
WITCHCRAFT!!!
worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:
I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 27 December 2017 - 08:29 PM
Happy Holidays everyone! May all of you enjoy the subliminal programming we inputted into your thinkymeatz this past year so that you continue not to notice the micro debits, online shopping, vanishing groceries, alcohol exchanged for coloured water, and/or organ harvesting health and happiness in the new year so we can keep doing that.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Cause
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Posted 28 December 2017 - 12:46 PM
Merry Christmas!
I watched the Die Hard, Then the Die harder, and finally the die hard with a vengeance! Die hard is the best xmas movie of all time.
Love actually is second best.
I watched the Die Hard, Then the Die harder, and finally the die hard with a vengeance! Die hard is the best xmas movie of all time.
Love actually is second best.
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Posted 28 December 2017 - 02:34 PM
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas, or a Happy Holidays, you bunch of loveable rogues!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Mentalist
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Posted 29 December 2017 - 04:23 AM
Cause, on 28 December 2017 - 12:46 PM, said:
Merry Christmas!
I watched the Die Hard, Then the Die harder, and finally the die hard with a vengeance! Die hard is the best xmas movie of all time.
Love actually is second best.
I watched the Die Hard, Then the Die harder, and finally the die hard with a vengeance! Die hard is the best xmas movie of all time.
Love actually is second best.
Disagree.
Die Harder is teh best
Followed closely by Home Alone
This post has been edited by Mentalist: 29 December 2017 - 04:23 AM
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
